[De-stemming].
2024 Spring Festival Gala Joke Big Exam Hot Terrier Collection
It's time to find jokes in the Spring Festival Gala once a year, after the Spring Festival Gala in 2024 is broadcast, everyone has started the annual Tucao Conference, people watch the Spring Festival Gala in front of TV every year, I can't say how good-looking the Spring Festival Gala is, I'm afraid that your friends will say that you can't catch the jokes of the Spring Festival Gala hahahahahahaha
Burst memes[Nigmaiti is about to break & Sa Beining is now hanging].
In the magic show of the Spring Festival Gala, Liu Qian led the audience to do a card magic.
After a series of operations, the last two halves of the playing cards left in the hand can be combined into a card of a full suit, but among the several guests on the stage who followed alongNigmaiti's cards don't seem to match
The moment Nigmat saw the cards.
The naked eye is visibly panicked and sweaty.
Hide behind you.
After looking at the back, everyone succeeded.
Then he silently hid the other half of the playing cards.
And his playing cards did not match, and were discovered by the audience of the microscope and quickly appeared on the hot search.
Originally, this thing was already hilarious.
Unexpectedly, Sa Beining is now hanging up the popularity of Nigmaiti's magic goofs this time soaring again.
In the later moderation sessionSa Beining also ridiculed a wave of Nigmaiti:The whole country didn't match his cards
After the Spring Festival Gala, Nigmat reviewed Liu Qian's magic goofs. Sa Beining also "mended the knife": "Liu Qian didn't expect the most dangerous person to be beside him!" ”
Ren Luyu also quipped in the live broadcast:"When Liu Qian left today, he said to me with tears in his eyes, 'I guess I won't be able to participate in the future'! ”This topic also rushed to the top of the hot search.
At about 6 o'clock this morning, Nigmaiti posted a Weibo:"Broken peace, I will be broken first. ”also posted a photo of him and Sa Beining.
What exactly are the two cards left in his hand? Yu Lei, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, "mends the knife".It's "Ace of Spades against a Queen".
Duration: 01:06
Netizens commented:"Contracted my laughs for a year! ”
Wen Xiaowang kk:Laugh first for respect, hahahahahaAll netizens on the Internet, let's tear up the playing cards together.Xiao Yu will try to get better slowly:If Yang Ma wants to punish you, remember to open the comment area, and I unilaterally announce that your sketch is the best.
1molcuo：I hope that the magic of the next Spring Festival Gala can still see you, and your humor has reached the next level.
Rachel:The Spring Festival Gala is over, and I was stunned to see Xiao Ni broken on various platforms, and watched Xiao Sa hang up for half an hour.
zzzzzzz_ym：Hahaha, the new year, shattered peace, little Nigo.
Doudou-Sixian:You guys are really good! Can you keep hosting the group?
But Nigmaiti, don't cry, you are not the only one who did not match the scene of the Spring Festival Gala.
The beauty in the lower left corner is much calmer than you.
Netizen Feng Liu Qian is the 2024 National Anti-Gambling Ambassador.
After all, people all over the country can't make up a complete deck of playing cards at home.
And, of course, there are the fish that slip through the net.
It's not that the playing cards can't be torn, it's true that the playing cards won in full for 3 yuan are not cost-effective.
I have to say that although this magic trick has appeared in a goof, the happiness it brings to everyone is real.
2.Burst stalk [Before the New Year vs You after the New Year].
As long as Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue can go to the Spring Festival Gala, this stalk will always exist.
And, of course, dressing.
Finally, there is a heart-piercing sentence.
3.Burst stalks [three people will become TFBOYS].
Of course, this person is not the only one who thinks that as long as there are three people, it is three small ones.
4.Burst stalk [20232024's handover & rainbow color].
I have to say that this cross talk is so embarrassing that it can only be created twice.
5.Explosive stalk [Ming Detective Spring Festival Gala Team Building & Double North Combination].
Whose DNA has moved, but you have to be careful if you have the surname Zhen...
Teacher He Jiong, who has never hosted the Spring Festival Gala, is realizing his dream at this moment.
6.Burst stalk [The Spring Festival Gala has its own mascot].
I'm starting to look forward to the next year, and the Spring Festival Gala really can't do without Sa Beining.
7.Burst stalks [prefabricated sketches].
There are not only pre-made dishes, but also sketches, and the prefabricated sketches of "Can't Open the Mouth".
8.Burst stalk [Fifth Elder Brother next to Fifth Elder Brother].
Whether it's the fifth elder brother or Shuhuan, they're all scum...
9.Burst stalk [Shen Teng Ma Li].
Shen Teng Ma Li yyds, but the ending was caught off guard.
10.Burst stalk [after viewing].
[Finally, send a map of the town building].