Text: Eat instant noodles and don't drink soup.
On the day of the wedding, my fiancé Pei Yuan held a sword to my chest and said viciously: "Lu Yaoyao, what do you want, give me the antidote." ”
I sprinkled all the antidote in my hand on the ground without changing my face: "What? If you have the ability, kill me. "The heart is like eating a yellow lotus, bitter, really fucking bitter.
Before the sword could stab me, a cramping pain came from my abdomen, a sweet surge in my throat, and a mouthful of old blood spat out.
Before I became unconscious, I couldn't help but complain. Oh, that's not how it's written in the script.
My name is Xiao Yao'er, and I am an immortal servant under the throne of Emperor Dongyuan.
During the Heavenly Demon War, the Emperor of Dongyuan was seriously injured and fell into the Great Wilderness, and the little demon saw the opportunity to devour the emperor's soul, so by chance, the emperor picked up a stone and threw it at the little demon, and coincidentally stoned the little demon to death.
Xu felt that the stone was very easy to use, so he took me to the heavenly realm, and soon I cultivated spiritual wisdom, and the emperor gave me the name Xiao Xiao'er.
Since the last battle of my family, my body's bones have become more and more weak, I can sit and never stand, I can lie down and never sit, and occasionally go out for a walk, and I must be supported.
Little girl, it's too tiring to walk like this, I want you to carry it away. ”
After the emperor said this, my head was full of black lines, and I looked up at the height ratio of the emperor who was two heads higher than me, and the strong body, which was estimated to be a weight that I could not bear in my life.
I swallowed: "Emperor, why don't you let the white dog carry you away, you see, how energetic it is, it's rolling on the ground." ”
Dirty. The Emperor looked at me intently.
Under my persuasion, in the end, I carried the emperor out of the immortal mansion and walked around. Since that day, there have been rumors circulating in the fairy world that the Emperor of Dongyuan is dying, and it is derived to the back, and the Emperor of Dongyuan is not working.
One passed ten, ten passed hundred, until the Jade Emperor sent Taishang Laojun over, gave a lot of great tonic elixir, and euphemistically conveyed the idea that he could get married as soon as possible.
As soon as I sent Taishang Laojun out of the palace, I saw the emperor's fiancée, Yin God Jade Girl, walking out of the side hall with a heavy heart, and when I walked in, I bowed down and bowed, and went to find the emperor.
As soon as I stepped into the threshold with my front feet, the emperor's voice floated from above my head: "Xiao Xiao'er, what do you say is good, the marriage urging has come to me." ”
I retracted my front feet and looked up at him sitting on the roof: "The emperor might as well go down to the earth to avoid the limelight." ”
After finishing speaking, I saw the emperor laughing: "Little child, come out." ”
That's a must. I replied arrogantly.
Recently, the threshold of the Dongyuan Jade Mansion is about to be flattened by the immortals, the reason, in order to escape from marriage, the emperor of my family wants to go down to the mortal world.
Even Si Ming couldn't wait to come to the Dongyuan Jade Mansion, and seeing that the emperor of my family was not in the mansion, he paced back and forth on the main hall, looking like he wanted to speak and stopped, and my eyes also rolled back and forth with him.
In the end, it seemed that he had made up his mind, and he took out his life book in the void and grabbed my hand excitedly and said, "I can't hold it back, I'll tell you, little girl." ”
I subconsciously covered my ears and took a step back, and kept chanting: "Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures ......."”
Before I finished my words, Si Ming told the mortal script that the emperor was about to go down to the mortal world.
The sound is like a loud bell, the more he speaks, the more excited he becomes, the more I listen, the more frightened I become, the little fairy who listened to the script has been scorched by the thunder, I'm just a little fairy, let me go.
Si Ming, he's playing tricks on the little fairy again, you might as well talk to me. "The Yin God Jade Maiden walked slowly, she is my goddess at this moment. Seeing that the jade girl and Si Ming were talking happily, I silently withdrew from the main hall and began to prepare for the next tribulation.
On the reincarnation stage, I looked at the emperor with a smile on my face and urged him not to miss the good day. I actually don't want to rush it, it's hard to disobey my destiny.
The Emperor raised his eyebrows and looked at me and said, "I'm leaving, you're very happy." ”
Nature. "I thought about it for a moment, and I could only come up with this one word. The word reluctance was swallowed by me.
You little conscienceless. "Seeing that he was about to knock on my head, suddenly, I don't know what I saw, and hurriedly jumped off the reincarnation platform. At the same time, a familiar voice came from behind me: "Dong Yuan, wait for me." ”
Seeing the Yin God Jade Girl running over and jumping down after her, I was almost blown down by the fairy wind that she ran over, and I hurriedly grabbed the Si Ming next to me quickly, and only then did I survey and stabilize my figure, and I didn't even have time to say the word thank you. I heard Si Ming shouting: "Ah, it's so windy, I can't stand steadily!" ”
Not surprisingly, I fell into the reincarnation platform with Si Ming, grandma's, this strong and capable Si Ming!
In a trance, I regained a little bit of consciousness. When I opened my eyes, who am I, where am I, what am I doing, three questions are floating in my mind, I seem to have been pulled into the reincarnation platform by Si Ming, the world?
What's going on, reincarnation under the stage, is rebirth, how do I not only have memories but also a ** body. Before I could figure out the situation, I quickly lowered my head.
It's okay if you don't bow your head, this one bows your head, and you create evil. My foot was on a person, and when I looked closely, that person was actually the Emperor of Dongyuan.
The people I trampled under my feet kept shouting: "Lu Yaoyao, do you dare to move." You are asking me if I dare to move, I dare not move, how dare I move. After stiffening for a while, I hurriedly withdrew my feet and helped the person lying on the ground up: "The emperor is not angry, don't be angry." ”
There was a burst of laughter. Lu Yaoyao, I'm afraid your brain was smashed by a stone falling from the sky. ”
I looked up at the person who spoke, his pale face with a vicious smile. He called me Lu Yaoyao? It's a familiar name.
The man slowly approached me, glanced at me, and poked the emperor's chest with the folding fan in his hand: "Pei Yuan, Pei Yuan, do you know how dogs please their masters?" Come on, lie down and shake your head and tail to show us, hahahaha. ”
This group of people is simply too much of a deception, Pei Yuan? His name is Emperor Pei Yuan.
An ominous premonition came to mind, in Si Ming's script, Lu Yaoyao is the villain and vicious female partner, who likes Pei Yuan, the proton of the northern country, and has been rejected many times, and he loves but cannot become hate, and turns to humiliate Pei Yuan, in a vain attempt to make him sincerely submit to her feet.
This farce of bullying in the Royal Garden was stopped by the Taifu invited by Lu Yinyin on the grounds of lecturing.
That night, I tossed and turned on my bed, and many fragments of memories came to my mind.
When Lu Yaoyao was eight years old, the Northern Kingdom was defeated, and Pei Yuan was sent to be a proton. It is said that the people of the north are very vicious, so she secretly opened the door of Huaxi Palace and looked through the crack in the door. At this glance, I knew that the rumors were not credible.
Later, Pei Yuan became the prince's companion, and she secretly pulled the window of the national eunuch to peek at Pei Yuan, and saw Lu Yinyin getting closer and closer to him. There were rumors that night that Pei Yuan and the eldest princess behaved too closely. The emperor was furious, Pei Yuan was sentenced to twenty sentences, and the eldest princess Lu Yinyin was grounded in Huayang Palace for more than a month.
Lu Yaoyao personally went to deliver the wound medicine and was driven out by Pei Yuan. personally made some food to take to him, Pei Yuan threw it to the dog in front of her, and laughed and said, "The dog doesn't eat it." ”
Later, Lu Yaoyao didn't give up, and every day he changed the law to send things to Pei Yuan, but they were all thrown out of the door. Until Lu Yinyin lifted the ban, Pei Yuan took a few books in high spirits, stepped on the pastries on the ground and went to Huayang Palace.
Lu Yaoyao touched the scalded blisters on her hands, and her hot heart was poured cold with cold water, she was the most favored second princess in the south.
On the hunting ground, Lu Yaoyao and Gu Ming, the eldest prince of the Prime Minister's Mansion, conspired to let go of all the hunting animals Pei Yuan, causing him to lose face in front of the officials. Later, Lu Yinyin took all of it, saying that she couldn't bear to see blood, so she released the prey privately. He was punished by the emperor.
On the way back to the palace, Pei Yuan picked up an injured rabbit and entrusted it to Lu Yinyin to take care of. As soon as the rabbit returned to the palace, it was barbecued and eaten by Lu Yaoyao.
Pei Yuan knew that Lu Yinyin had been crying for several days, and he directly lifted the stick to go to Lu Yaoyao to theorize, but before the door entered, he was stopped by the guard door and beaten violently, but Lu Yaoyao was leisurely drinking tea.
After watching the first half of Lu Yaoyao's life overnight, Si Ming is trying to harm me.
The sky was slightly bright, I sneaked into Pei Yuan's room, saw his eyelids move slightly, and knew that he should be awake, so he squatted at the head of his bed and said softly: "Emperor, it's my little child, if you still remember, then we will follow the script and finish this experience smoothly, hello, I'm good, everyone." ”
At this time, the person lying on the bed instantly opened his eyes, and he quickly pulled out a bright dagger from under the pillow and put it on my neck and said viciously: "What, second princess, do you want the overlord to bow hard?" ”
The scalp is numb, it's too terrifying, this person is definitely not my weak emperor who can't take care of himself. I sneered, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm here to apologize for yesterday's incident." ”
Pei Yuan obviously didn't believe it: "What tricks do you want to play?" ”
I felt a tingling pain in my neck, and I was about to say spare my life when the door was slammed open from the outside. Gu Ming led the Praetorian Guards to surround us: "Let go of the second princess." ”
I was confused, what kind of battle is this, I have never seen this battle in the heavenly realm, haven't I opened my eyes?
Calm down for a while, don't panic in case of trouble, I'm the one who was forced to spoil, what am I afraid of, just do it. It was written in the script that Lu Yaoyao sneaked into Pei Yuan's bedroom, reversed right and wrong, and said that Pei Yuan forced her to do something wrong, but fortunately the Praetorian Guards arrived in time.
In order to prove his innocence, Pei Yuan was about to commit suicide, but was stopped by Lu Yaoyao with an empty hand, and threatened in his ear: "If you dare to die, let Lu Yinyin accompany you to the funeral." ”
What's the plot in the back, no spoilers, hey, Si Ming. Embarrassed, I endured the pain in my palms at this time, sat on Pei Yuan in a not very elegant posture, and whispered in my ear.
Pei Yuan's hands were bruised, his nose was dilated, and the fire hidden in his eyes seemed to be about to erupt: "I hate being threatened the most in my life." ”
Coincidentally, I like to threaten people the most. Gu Ming said, strode over, widened the distance between me and Pei Yuan, and continued: "Pei Yuan, Pei Yuan, you have finally fallen into my hands, come on, take it away." ”
At a loss, I muttered to myself, "What's going on next!" ”
Gu Ming, who was originally smiling on the side, suddenly became serious, and said excitedly: "I know, I know, next Lu Yinyin will kneel in Ganquan Palace for three days and three nights to beg the emperor to let Pei Yuan go." You and I are going to torture Pei Yuan in the heavenly prison, and all eighteen kinds of torture are used by Lao Tzu, who let him always look at me with his nostrils when he is in the heavenly realm. ”
The emperor looks at everyone with their nostrils facing up, who makes us shorter. I suddenly reacted, this thing is Si Ming, but this appearance is not at all like Si Ming.
Command! What do you look like? I wondered.
Si Ming smiled awkwardly: "This, to prevent the emperor from suppressing and retaliating in the future." ”
Oh, I'm the one who is responsible.
According to what Si Ming said, he and I were not in the list of tribulations, and we were pulled into the water by mistake, so it was the spirit attached to the mortals, in order not to lose their immortal luck, we must help the emperor return to heaven as soon as possible.
Our goal is to speed up the plot, but I'm a little reluctant.
I showed the emperor that I liked Pei Yuan, and if he didn't marry, the emperor immediately issued a decree to give marriage.
When I told Pei Yuan the good news, saying that he would be released from prison soon, and no one would bully him in the future, Pei Yuan was furious and threatened death again. I had no choice but to act according to the plan, poison Lu Yinyin, force him to comply, and hold it.
On the day of the wedding, my fiancé Pei Yuan held a sword to my chest and said viciously: "Lu Yaoyao, what do you want, give me the antidote." ”
I sprinkled all the antidote in my hand on the ground without changing my face: "What? If you have the ability, kill me. "The heart is like eating a yellow lotus, bitter, really fucking bitter.
Before the sword could stab me, a cramping pain came from my abdomen, a sweet surge in my throat, and a mouthful of old blood spat out.
Before I became unconscious, I didn't complain. Oh, that's not how it's written in the script.
After that, Pei Yuan and Lu Yinyin joined forces to gather the soldiers hidden in the south and raise troops to attack the south.
These later things were told to me by Si Ming, and at this time, I only had a trace of divine consciousness deposited on the stone.
What I drank that day was not an ordinary poison, it was an old, it was the ecstasy of the heavenly realm, and the gods were gone.
This celestial realm is far more complicated than I thought. I know that if I stand in the way of heaven, I will die.
I was originally a stone that was born and raised, and after being brought back to the Heavenly Realm by the Emperor, I had divine consciousness. Thinking about the tens of thousands of years, I want to repay the emperor's kindness.
I never thought that the grace of meeting gradually turned into a long-term love.
The emperor has a heaven-sent good fate, and the delay in marriage causes the divine soul to become weaker and weaker, which is the punishment of heaven. Originally, I thought that when the emperor descended to the earth, I would leave silently.
But the Yin God Jade Maiden said to me: "Leaving will not solve the problem, sooner or later, he will find you again." You have to make his heart die, or he will die. ”
Of course not, I want the Emperor to live well, at least longer than me.
Later, I took on a play, a vicious female supporting role, from beginning to end. Originally, the Emperor of Heaven wanted to take the drama of the Emperor personally killing me, so that the Heavenly Dao could see.
Si Ming couldn't bear it, so he secretly tampered with my death, and a cup of ecstasy.
It is said that after the emperor returned to heaven, he scolded the way of heaven with a sword, scolded his grandmother several times, and was held down by the emperor of heaven, and united with the immortals to forcibly extract part of the memory seal before he quieted down.
Si Ming sighed again and again, looking like he wanted to speak and stopped, saying that the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother were also a godsend, and they were both from the past.
My sense of consciousness became weaker and weaker, and finally I asked, "Then, Emperor, when will the marriage be completed?" ”
Today. Si Ming paused and said.
I said I wanted to check it out.
The auspicious clouds swirled around me, the cranes chirped beside me, and my weak and unable to take care of himself took the Yin God Jade Maiden and slowly ascended to the heavens.
The wedding dress of the heavenly realm is so good-looking, no wonder mortals often say that if you want to be pretty, you must be filial.
And I will eventually return to heaven and earth and conform to the way of heaven. I only hope that my emperor will never think of me.