When I was a child, Xiao Heli, who was holding a doll, was full of saliva on his face
Stupidly thought he was my wife.
When we meet again, my former wife is even taller than me.
Disillusioned, I turned around and was introduced by my good brother.
Xiao Heli dressed Lolita to seduce me.
His eyes were red, and he said aggrievedly: Who said that if you are tall, you can't be a wife? 」
I swallowed: This is clearly my destined wife! 」
Later, I held my waist and regretted not doing it at the beginning.
Fake! It's all fake!
Qinghe, long time no see. 」
The boy in front of me was a full head taller than me, still with that handsome face, but he almost shrouded me in shadows.
I looked up, a smile condensed on my face, and it took me a long time to find my voice: Xiao Heli?! 」
He smiled and nodded: Yes! 」
I was almost heartbroken
What about my wife?!
How did you become King Kong Barbie?!
My relationship with Xiao Heli began when I was a child.
I followed my mother's face control attributes, and I couldn't walk when I saw a handsome guy since I was a child.
So the first time I visited my neighbor Aunt Xu's house, I fell in love with Xiao Heli, who was the same age as me and as beautiful as a mixed-race doll.
So I staggered over like a hooligan and hugged the little princess in my mind.
And kissed it without hesitation, leaving a shiny saliva mark.
Chirp! My mom was scratching her ears and cheeks, trying to separate the two of us.
I clenched tightly, bared my leaky front teeth, and said in a milky voice: "Brain ......."Brain Mother! 」
Xiao Heli, who was hugged by me, calmly wiped the saliva on his face, and didn't even resist: Hmm. 」
Now the social climate is very open and has been able to accept different sexual orientations.
Even though both families see it as a child's joke, they often make fun of it.
From childhood to adulthood, in my heart, the thin and beautiful Xiao Heli is the princess who needs my good protection, and I am his knight.
At that time, I was jumping up and down all day long, and I was often called a mud monkey by my mother's ears.
He is a quarter French.
When he was a child, he was not in good health, half a head shorter than me, he was neatly dressed, he didn't talk much, and he often touched and followed me.
Even the children in the neighborhood know it
Xiao Heli is Chen Qinghe's little daughter-in-law! 」
We went to elementary school together and were table mates for six years.
They also gradually stopped saying that Xiao Heli was my child daughter-in-law, but we were still the best.
Later, when he was promoted to junior high school, Xiao Heli's grandfather fell ill, and the family moved abroad.
I took his hand and was very reluctant to give him up.
But children can't do anything.
My eyes are red: Wife, don't forget me. 」
I saw his eyelashes, curled like butterfly wings, fluttering, as if he had finally made up his mind.
He kissed me on the cheek.
Very light and fast.
It's a little cold, like the jelly I've eaten.
He pursed his lips: Don't be sad, wait for me to come back. 」
At that time, mobile phones couldn't do it, and transnational countries were even more expensive.
I look forward to playing with Xiao Heli every week, and I listen to him go from a childish childlike voice to a hoarse voice change period, and finally a cold voice that can make my ears pregnant.
Maybe it's because I'm too early, or maybe I'm too brainy.
I've never messed around with other boys in the circle, they are not taboo for men and women, and I have to change people around me every few weeks, and I have to stay away from them every time
Joke, I'm all a man with a wife!
Men who don't love themselves are like rotten cabbage!
doesn't even have the most basic male virtues, what do you rely on to marry a wife!
Later, the mobile phone was able to **, and every time I saw Xiao Heli's face, I was fascinated by him, and I forgot everything.
Hey hey gold wire glasses frames, hey hey nose bridge slide, hey eyelash fan,
Hey hey my cold wife byyd.
Until he returned to China to go to college, I had already thought about where we would live in the future and raise a few puppies, and I couldn't wait to beat gongs and drums to tell everyone that I had a wife.
Face to face, I found out that ** is not right,
Mom, my wife is a head taller than me?!
Why does my wife look more aggressive than me?
My illusions were shattered at this moment, I am so big and a cold school bully wife with a fragrant and soft fragrance!
I looked down at my thin little body, and then secretly looked at Xiao Heli, whose muscles were smooth.
He could take out three of me with one punch.
I felt that my dignity as a husband, no, as a man, was deeply hit.
Thinking of my previous ramblings, my toe engineering began.
Sending him back to my own home, I almost ran away.
I'm afraid that if I stay a few more minutes, I will be able to create Barbie Dream Castle.
How dare I do his husband wow!
In the past few days, I have been hiding from Xiao Heli, and I used to send B99+B messages a day when I couldn't see each other, but now I don't go out except for class, and I don't even pretend to see Xiao Heli's news.
My good brothers in the same dormitory know that I have a childhood sweetheart's wife who has come back, but recently he has been uncharacteristically nested in the dormitory.
Quipped : Your wife doesn't want you anymore? 」
I just lost my wife who I have identified as more than ten years, and I hit him with a pillow angrily: Get out of the way. 」
The third child who has been swiping his mobile phone spoke out: You see that there is a mixed-race freshman on the forum who has been fished out. 」
I opened the school forum, and sure enough, it was Xiao Heli hanging on the front page.
The picture is a blurry **, he is standing under the street lamp in a black trench coat, tall and tall, looking down and not knowing what he is thinking.
The second child is envious: God, when will it be my turn to be in sweet love? 」
Yan Yang, who has the same sex orientation as me, secretly sent me a message: This leg, this figure, even I have to look at it to be weak, and it is absolutely sought-after in the circle. 」
It's definitely a heavenly dish!!
But he soon sent again: But you love brain, no one in your mind will look down on you except your wife. 」
They all know that I talk about my wife every day, but fortunately they don't know that I used to talk about Xiao Heli.
Yan Yang has a lot of experience, and he knows many people in the same circle.
So I tentatively asked, "Do you think ......?"Is he the one above, or the one below? 」
Yan Yang sent a string of ellipses, Do you want to say, how can this figure be below! 」
I wrapped my little quilt tightly.
I just want a fragrant and soft wife, not a husband who is a head taller than me.
In the midst of my grief, I finally accepted the fact that I didn't have a wife.
I just thought that I would never communicate with Xiao Heli like this, but I didn't expect this kid to secretly inquire about my class schedule and squat under the dormitory building to catch me the next day.
Looking at Xiao Heli at the door, I secretly called unlucky for a while.
I was the only one who had an eight-morning elective, and the good brothers in the dormitory were all asleep, and I couldn't even catch a shelter for a while.
I could only walk with my head down and close to the other side, deluding myself and thinking that he would not find me.
Walking quickly, sure enough!
was choked by the back of fate.
I felt a mysterious force grab at the back of my collar, and even a faint tendency to lift up.
I turned my head in hatred.
Sure enough, it was Xiao Heli.
He even just stretched out his arms straight and grabbed me.
Damn it! Obviously, my height of 1.78 meters is not too low in the south, but I still can't stand this mixed-race boy and jump to 1.9 meters.
With tears in my eyes, I miss my former daughter-in-law Xiao Heli very much, so obedient and soft, half a head shorter than me, white and soft, and few words, fragrant like a small bread.
But now ......Now it's like this!
I just want a groundhog to scream.
But I still can't stand that good face, and as soon as I see that delicate doll-like face making an aggrieved expression, I have no temper at all, so I can only obediently surrender and admit defeat.
Xiao Heli also knows that I am dead.
He lowered his head and lowered his long eyelashes, and Qing Lingling's voice also revealed a bit of grievance: Brother Qinghe, have you been hiding from me these days? 」
When I was a child, I loved to tease him and call me Brother Qinghe, and my wife was red cheeks and called me in a soft voice, not to mention how beautiful it was in my heart.
But now that men who are taller than me call me that, I always have an indescribable weirdness.
It was as if the beast was bowing its head and waiting for me to jump into his trap.
I scratched my neck and smiled: Don't call me that......」
Seeing that his eyes were about to redden, I hurriedly coaxed him: Hey, let's call it that in private, ...... in front of outsidersWeird. 」
Are you avoiding me! 」
Indeed, I can't accept that my wife, who has been raised for more than ten years, has reversed her role, and since I took Xiao Heli back to their house at the airport that day, I have avoided him intentionally or unintentionally.
Speaking of heartbreak, who loses such a big daughter-in-law is not heartbroken!
No, there is no ......It's just that I've been a little busy lately......」
You don't reply to my messages! 」
His eyes were red, and the tears were even more precious and fragile: You would still send me messages every day when we couldn't see each other before, but after I came back, you became ......like this」
I was a little weak-hearted, but he was right.
But listen, why am I so much like a scumbag who plays with feelings.
I've been busy with my homework lately, and I don't look at my phone all the time, I didn't mean to! 」
My dad used to teach me to love my daughter-in-law and never make my daughter-in-law angry.
Even if I don't think Xiao Heli is my daughter-in-law now, the problems I have developed over the years still can't be changed.
My message in the future? 」
I'll be right back! 」
*？Pick it up right away! If you don't get it, dial it back! 」
I nodded like garlic, and the main hit was always responsive.
Xiao Heli's face was slightly pale.
I just felt like my brain was about to come out, and then I looked down at my watch
My morning eight!
The campus is so big that I can't even grab a bicycle during the rush hour, so I wasted time by pulling with Xiao Heli, and sure enough, there was only one bicycle left, which was still privately locked.
My face is like ashes, am I being caught by the professor like this?
Xiao Heli blamed himself and said: I'm sorry brother, I didn't pay attention to the ...... time」
There are no other cars. 」
If my brother doesn't dislike it, just squeeze one with me. 」
At this moment, Xiao Heli seemed to be holding the savior of my grades, and even the tall figure that gave me a headache became majestic: Let's go! 」
In the end, I could only squeeze a bicycle with Xiao Heli, and I sat in the back seat and saw his broad shoulders.
With a smile in his voice, he reminded: Hurry up, I want to speed up! 」
The car jerked forward, and in a panic, I grabbed his shirt at the hem of his waist.
Qinghe is seated. 」
Finally, I finally caught up with this class, and I hurriedly made it to the back seat, only to see Xiao Heli also sitting next to me.
Obviously this is an elective course for our major, why doesn't he go from another department?!
He winked at me: I didn't have class with you today, Qinghe listened to the class. 」
Yes! Help me!
Although we are the same age, Xiao Heli is obviously a few months younger than me, why do you call me like a child!
I pulled my mind back and tried to listen to the lecture, but his eyes looked at me as hot as substance.
Maybe it's because of his too prominent face, or maybe it's because his eyes are too hot.
Student, you can answer. 」
The teacher pointed in my direction, and I panicked for a moment.
That tall classmate, are you an international student? 」
It turned out to be Xiao Heli, I breathed a sigh of relief, the feng shui took turns, and I gloated and watched him stand up.
He shook his head: No, teacher, I'm half-blood. 」
I haven't seen you before, you're not from our class, are you? 」
Yes, I heard that the teacher said it well, and I would like to come and listen to it. 」
Xiao Heli's mouth was sweet, and this made the teacher's face look a lot better: My honor, then this classmate can answer the question just now. 」
It's not a big deal to see the excitement, and I plan to rescue Xiao Heli when he can't answer.
Let him follow me to class, this time I am embarrassed, I probably won't come next time.
My abacus sounded, but I didn't expect Xiao Heli to answer smoothly.
The teacher coughed twice to sit him down and reminded him not to keep staring at the face of his tablemate next time. 」
The class erupted in laughter.
I wanted to bury my head in the table.
Taisha is dead!
Sure enough, before class ended, this post exploded on the forum again.
There was even a lot of anonymous BC popping up about us.
He loves it so much, and he has to stare at his wife while listening to the class. 」
I'm on the spot! I can only say that the body shape is terrible. 」
Mixed-race nobles and tsundere princes, who understands! 」
If I had seen people say that we were worthy of a face, I would have been glad that I couldn't find the north.
But now the point is - I'm the one who wants to be a husband!
Can't laugh.
The eyes of the masses are bright, is it really impossible for us?
But I didn't have time to think clearly, and my phone messages were bombarded after class.
Received a barrage of messages from the good brothers.
Wow, you know this classmate! 」
Why don't you tell me.
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