In the sound of firecrackers, the spring breeze sends warmth into Tusu. Thousands of households always replace the new peach with the old one. It's the New Year! It's time to post Spring Festival couplets.
On our side, we all started posting in the Chinese New Year's Eve, and there were positive morning posters, but most of them started to prepare after lunch in the afternoon. We have a particular thing here, once the couplets are pasted in the Chinese New Year's Eve, we can't borrow anything outside until the fifth day of the break!
When I was a child, I felt that it was very troublesome to paste couplets, and I had to boil paste, and I had to cut couplets, and I was busy with low and high ones! All the doors in the outdoor should be pasted with the door god couplet, (the single door is pasted with the word Fu, the double door is pasted with the door god), and there must be a statue of Zhong Kui in the gate, a statue of God in the yard, and a statue of the king of the stove in the kitchen!
Sticker on the tree: the tree is thriving, the chicken coop and pigsty should be pasted: the six animals are thriving, and the upper corner of the door is pasted: good health, and the switch must be pasted on the side: safe electricity! One on the rice noodle tank in the house: the five grains are abundant, and one is posted on the side of the water pipe: the river is endless, and a place to post in the yard is to be pasted: the courtyard is full of spring, and the place opposite the gate should be one: go out and see the joy! There is another one: travel thousands of miles in a day, and walk eight hundred at night. When I was a child, because I didn't have a car at home, I casually pasted it on my father's frame car gang, and now I think about it!
Now the couplets are ready-made, and the paste doesn't need to be boiled, just buy scotch tape or double-sided tape, and the two of them will be over after a while! Less hassle and less fun!
There have been a lot of jokes in the village on the Spring Festival couplets, as for the upper and lower couplets that the friends said are reversed, they are all trivial, not worth mentioning!
One year we went to the neighbor's house to pay New Year's greetings, and when we entered the door, we felt that the door god on the door of their house was weird, and we came to the conclusion after some research that the two door gods were posted backwards, and there was no face to face! The doorkeeper looked lonely! What kind of eyes are these?
Another time I went to the uncle's house, as soon as I entered the door, a group of us were stunned, only to see the stove prince was upright pasted on the wall facing the door, at that time it was good to hang down to Le, to the house and then look, Zhong Kuiye's image was properly pasted in the kitchen, I remember that the aunt looked at the uncle's eyes as if they were ...... with swords
There is one more funny, many years ago I went to the same school to pay New Year's greetings, and found that they were posted on the wall of the pigsty: healthy, at that time I was blindfolded, it makes sense to think about it carefully, I hope the piglets are not sick and live and sell at a good price, no problem! When I entered their house, I broke the defense and laughed at me directly, only to see that the upper corner of their hall door was clearly pasted: Six animals are prosperous! The feeling is to post the pigsty and the hall house upside down, and the classmates who are responsible for pasting the Spring Festival couplets later heard that they were beaten miserably, and they became a joke ...... the whole village
At the end of the year, some banks will customize a lot of Spring Festival couplets to send to customers, we have a bank here that has a lot of bank Spring Festival couplets, he thinks that the quality is good, the paper is thick, and the printing is excellent. This year, I took out the inventory and picked and chosen, because the Spring Festival couplets are cursive and traditional Chinese characters, and he can't recognize them all, so he probably picked a few pairs and waited for the busy work to be finished, and someone passed by and told him, you are all Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Rabbit, this year's Year of the Dragon, it's not good to make ......
Some people say that the Spring Festival couplets are twenty-eight stickers, and there are children's songs: twenty-eight, applique flowers! There are also twenty-nine stickers, anyway, we are here for the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, do you pay attention to the Spring Festival here? Have there ever been any jokes?