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I don't allow you, dumbfounded by people who hate it.
I have compiled 90 super cool humanistic cases.
The next time you meet someone who offends you with words, you will definitely be able to use it.
We must always be happy, and when we are yin and yang, don't pay too much attention to it, and reply directly.
1: Don't move!Your left brain is full of water, and your right brain is full of flour, just don't move, I'm afraid they'll all be puree.
2: I've only seen those who bind their little feet before, but I haven't seen those who wrap their cerebellum, but today I can be regarded as having my eyes opened!
3: Seriously, I envy your **, how can you maintain it so thickly.
4: You look like ***, if you don't sweep it, you really don't know what it is.
5: You shouldn't wear makeup every day, you should eat some makeup every day to increase your inner beauty.
6: There is no culture to learn, ugliness can be neat, you have a bad heart, there is really no rule of law.
7: When I saw you, I knew that my aunt must be very humorous, and she actually gave birth to a joke.
8: I might as well feed the dogs, the dogs understand human language, you don't understand.
9: If there is a sentence that hurts you, please let me know and I repeat it again.
10: What kind of illness did you have?What kind of medicine did you take?Are you terminally ill?
11: You can definitely get a full score in the lack of morality exam.
12: Shake your brain and talk to me again.
13: It's cold, remember to cover more soil.
14: Little thing, really random looking.
15: I want to scold people today, I don't want to scold you.
16: Don't talk to me, I'm clean.
17: Eat less salt, see what you are idle.
18: You have less money and more drama.
19: You're better than a garbage bag.
20: You're pretty refreshing.
21: Did your parents do chemistry, and how do you look like experiments?
22: It's gold that always shines, unlike your glass slag that only reflects.
23: Give you face?You are such a face-saving person, do you still need me to give it?
24: It's not good to look at you fiercely, and it's better to take a closer look.
25: Don't pay too much attention to what other people say, they don't necessarily have brains if they have a mouth.
26: Your complex facial features can't hide your IQ with zero points.
27: If the Great Wall had been made with your cheeks, it would be strange that Meng Jiangnu would have cried.
28: Your senses are so good, and every one has his own strength, and no one obeys anyone.
29: Thank you, your presence has made me understand the diversity of living things.
30: You're pretty good at chess, see how good you are.
31: I don't want to know if you're sick, don't act so obvious, okay?
32: I feel so unfortunate that the world is so big that I can recognize you.
33: God sprinkled wisdom all over the world, but you held an umbrella.
34: Do you grow your head just to make yourself look taller?
35: I have a dense phobia and can't get close to people with a lot of eyes.
36: You two are really a good match, it seems that Yue Lao's garbage classification is quite in place.
37: I said why didn't it rain, so you left me speechless.
38: I see that you are quite skilled in adding oil and vinegar, you should be very good at cooking!
39: When humans evolved, where did you hide, great wisdom.
40: Okay, okay, I won't force you, I'm in a hurry, I'm afraid you'll jump off the wall.
41: You speak so nicely, your mouth is like you have wiped it open.
42: The two holes under your eyebrows are for panting.
43: Do you live in the Bagua Array?How to talk yin and yang.
44: Now the mobile phone is too smart, even pigs can arch words!
45: I don't have a good memory lately, and I forgot if I gave you a face.
46: There are a lot of things you can't figure out, look in the mirror and you'll understand.
47: I heard that you have a large amount of money, and I recognize Erlang God as the master.
48: It's not that I look down on you, but I don't bother to pay attention to you at all.
49: Judging by your appearance, you should have been born when you were ugly.
50: Are you drinking too much wind oil essence and talking about wind and cold words?
51: Are you so arrogant that there is an animal association to protect you?
52: You're so amazing, but I still look down on you.
53: Grow so creative, live so courageously.
54: Wipe your eye feces and see clearly before you speak?
55: Which sewer is not covered for you to climb out again.
56: It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get water.
57: Seriously, that long tongue doesn't even get knotted.
58: I'll save you face, and I hope you have a brain.
59: You're so embarrassed to lie, how dare I not believe it?
60: You go and be an actor, I think you're pretty good at acting.
61: As a typical example of failure, you are really successful.
62: You must have a good lung capacity, you can blow like this.
63: You should treat me to fish, you're so picky.
64: Don't think you're ugly, I won't dare to scold you.
65: Your IQ and umbilical cord are cut together.
66: Why don't you try it at the construction site?This will raise the bar.
67: Have you eaten a fluttering moth, so you can make a fuss.
68: It is recommended that you take nine years of compulsory education.
69: Suffering is a blessing, then I wish you a blessing like the East China Sea.
70: You've been pickling this mouth for a few years, it's so delicious.
71: Look at my memory, and see you as a human being.
72: What a big face, able to accommodate thousands of rivers and mountains.
73: It turns out that there are really people who have rectal brains.
74: Hide, the garbage collector is coming.
75: I don't live to please you.
76: It's just ugly, why bother to become fine?
77: Even tofu has a brain, but you don't.
78: At a young age, he is blind.
79: If you're good-looking, you're not ugly.
80: Don't talk to me deliriously.
81: Opponent:I can't hear what you say.
You reply:You've got so much earwax in your ears!You can't hear it!
82: Other:What are you calling a dog?
You replied: It's the first time I've seen such a big lump, I'm so excited!
83: Opponent:Cyber Princess.
You replied: Sure enough, it's a maid's life, and everyone you see is called a princess.
84: Other:Why are you so fat?
You replied: Who is like you, even the box with ash is only two catties.
85: Opponent:Yo, I'm in a hurry.
You reply: You are not in a hurry to bite you!
86: Other: I laughed
You reply: Kowtow and look at how filial piety you are.
87: Other: That's angry?
You replied: If you are not angry, will you be born?
88: The other party: disagree with the heads-up
You reply: Are you big?Do you want me to pick?
89: Other: Ah, yes, yes, yes
You reply: If you know that your father is right, hurry up and take a notebook to remember.
90: The other party: The pattern is smaller
You reply: You have a big pattern, and everyone you see calls Dad.
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