"Today I lost a best friend, but there is another beautiful bride in the world. Please be kind to my best friend or I'll let you return the original! I wish you a happy marriage and a thriving deposit! "
Warn! A fugitive is about to be bound by the shackles of life, and her name is: [Girlfriend's Name]. This may be the last time I betray her publicly. Bless you, darling, and hope you don't forget about us single dogs!