Husband: You know, I had a dream last night.
Wife: Oh? What did you dream about?
Husband: I dreamed that you became a bird.
Wife: You're treating me like a birdman!
Husband: It's okay, I'm an uncle who raises birds in my dreams, don't worry, I'll raise you.
Wife: Is it just your mouth?
Husband: What do you want, feed by mouth? (Talking about to kiss his wife's lips).
Wife: Don't talk to me poorly, of course you rely on your wallet to talk!
Husband: Wife, don't you know, my wallet has been with me for many years, I haven't eaten a full meal and I'm hungry!
Wife: So, I didn't let you go hungry at night!
Husband: Of course not, I can only say that I have eaten too much, and I am always prone to nausea!
Wife: What happens if you are sick to your stomach?
Husband: Of course I'm going to want to throw up.
Wife: Okay, you dead ghost, you are so full that you don't know that hungry men are hungry!
Husband: Don't dare, don't dare, it's still necessary to hold on when you're full.
Wife: Don't talk to me poorly, tell me quickly, who did you feed your wallet?
Husband: This, this, I have more than enough money in my wallet, how can I have that spare money to spend all day drinking!
Wife: Okay, you dead ghost, you don't admit yourself!
Husband: No, no, you know, my abilities are there like my wallet.
Wife: You're like a wallet?
Husband: Yes. My wife understands my unspeakable secrets very well.
Wife: I know what you have.
Husband: Wife, you can stop your inquiry of the 18 Laws today!
Wife: I haven't forced a confession yet, so you won't confess?
Husband: What's the matter?
Wife: Just now you said that you are the same as a wallet, you need to know that the wallet is taken care of by you, who is it that you are raised?
Husband: I'm lying down and getting shot, this is a never-ending thing!
Wife: Absolutely not, Qianqian has?
Husband: (breaks out in a cold sweat) Something that doesn't happen in a thousand thousands.
Wife: Are you holding on to a fluke mentality, not afraid of accidents?
Husband: Haha, you lost this time, you definitely didn't think I would go out with an umbrella.
Wife: Looking for a fight (directly threw the pillow over).
Husband: Wife, you misunderstood, I mean it was raining that day, I went out with an umbrella and saw a wandering lady who said it was cold, so I took her to buy a set of clothes, so my wallet was empty!
Wife: I think you're all hollowed out, and your wallet is emptied, huh!
Husband: I'm doing good deeds without leaving a name.
Wife: Okay, okay, I know you're helping others, it's a good thing, I don't blame you for getting drunk.
Husband: (God reacts) There's no such thing as being drunk.
Wife: Tell me quickly, did you send her home?
Husband: Why do you have to know each other when you meet, if you can send it home, you will go home, if you can't go home, you will leave it to the end of the world, I naturally have only one side with her, and there is no follow-up!
Wife: Didn't you say that you would go to the end of the world, it would be difficult to become a corner.
Husband: That's what you can't do, if you touch your pocket, you don't have any hair!
Wife: It's a drizzle for you!
Husband: It was raining heavily that day, and I gave her an umbrella and I went home early!
Wife: Did you get wet when you came back?
Husband: Although I am a big head and don't worry about the rain, as a child without an umbrella, I can only run hard in the rain!
Wife: Alas, your life is really a marathon endurance run!
Husband: I can't help it, persevering until the end is victory, and I came back wet when you saw me that day.
Wife: Naturally, I saw that you didn't fall when you ran all the way back that day!
Husband: I get up from where I fall.
Wife: Okay, just rush at your energetic old lady to reward the three armies!
Husband: (breaks out in a cold sweat) I've handed over all the surplus food that my husband should have handed over to you.
Wife: Do you want to produce and sell your own products?
Husband: Nothing, nothing!
Wife: Then why aren't you happy, you are in Cao Ying's heart in Han?
Husband: There is no other thought. Be self-reliant and self-reliant for your husband, be a good husband who stands up to the sky, and support our warm home.
Wife: Boom, a soldier who really doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier!
Husband: ......