"I'm more scared of the New Year than a pig now! ”
Recently, I often see this sentence, as soon as young people go home, what follows is a blind date bureau.
All sorts of jokes followed, so let's take a look.
01 The requirements are not high, you are Wu Dalang
I think it's good, next time I think about it in my dreams.
02 Silly girl, copy the past as a screen name
Duck head, I can see at a glance that you are infatuated with me hahahaha......
Wake up, brother. Now in 2024, the non-mainstream era is long outdated.
03 yes, my earth is for you to be buried
If you don't boast, let's avoid it.
04 Laughing to death, do I like it?
05 The minister has retired, and this retirement is a lifetime
The second middle school boy can't laugh anymore hahahahaha.
06 You are not allowed to go to work, duck head
I wanted to put you in my pocket, but you kicked my brother in the ditch.
07 Will you eat Sweet Me?
The fist was hard, and I wanted to go down the network cable and kick him into the ditch.
08 It's embarrassing
09 Hello, grandson
10 Give you 300 to buy a suite in the city
The young lady on the right loses 100, bad review!
11 Wait and it will blow you in the face
12 Hello, hello to me
13 If there is a **, go and see
14 They don't need a poor man like me.
15 Was your father a thief?
16 Beautiful Miss Peony Flower, are you up ?
Hello, beautiful peony flower, I am the horror trumpet flower hahaha.
17. The bride price is 20,000 yuan
Your speech scared me, the bride price will be added to one million, and you will be punished to buy me a cup of milk tea [dog head].
18 I am a family car
You don't have to take care of your family so much [sweat].
Internet hot stalks should be used with caution, if you are not careful, you will be a greasy uncle. It's okay to be stupid, but it has to be sincere.
Blind date is just a channel to know a person of the opposite sex, not a husband and wife, and pay attention to the boundaries of chatting. Some words are ambiguous for couples, and it is not appropriate to put them on the opposite sex who have just met for a few days.
Finally, I wish all the little brothers and sisters can meet the right person.