The fifteen-year-old guy had nuclear fever and had the following symptoms, the last one was terrible! Netizens shouted: I knew I wouldn't play x god!
Note: This content is completely fictional and is for entertainment purposes only, so don't believe it!
As we all know, with the development of economy and society, people's genes continue to evolve in the evolution of human beings, but have you ever thought that viruses are also constantly evolving to adapt to the evolution of the human immune system?
More bells and whistles of the virus are born in the torrent of the times, which also means that people are facing more terrifying challenges!
This is not outrageous. In recent years, the first case of nuclear fever was detected in Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province, China.
Nuclear fever must be familiar to everyone, so what is nuclear fever?
Herobinpathy terrible illness is a rare viral illness that is usually transmitted through droplets, body fluids, faeces, contact, radio waves, radiation, athlete's foot, etc. That being said, nuclear fever is not transmitted by nuclear radiation. But the specific ** of the Wenzhou guy still needs to be further analyzed by experts.
After the guy was diagnosed with nuclear fever, after a series of observations of the guy, these terrible symptoms were discovered:
1.The guy always wants to go to the toilet every now and then, at least once a day.
We all know that people have to go to the toilet, and men have to go to the toilet, just as the West cannot afford to lose Jerusalem. But the guy's normal behavior of going to the toilet has aroused curiosity and **:Why can he go to the toilet? Therefore, it is recommended that the guy practice asceticism and abstinence through great forbearance, accumulate yang virtue, and achieve the effect of nuclear fever.
2.The guy is always accompanied by non-stop visual impairment
With the in-depth communication with the guy, I kept finding that it was more difficult to talk to this man who was in his prime than to talk to the old man. It shows that nuclear fever also brought a certain amount to the guyLanguage dysfunction (discommunication).
3.Intermittent silliness
Not only is the language incomprehensible on both sides, but the words of some guys even make me feel unbearable.
MacArthur, a five-star American general, once commented: "If all my troops are nuclear fever patients, then even Zhuge Kongming will not be able to win a battle."
Netizen comments: It must be caused by X God playing too much.
Here, I wish the guy a speedy **.
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