I was having fun reading the text in bed when my roommate suddenly sent a message
Don't look at it, if you look at the health code, it will be yellow
I was so frightened that I ejected from my bed and yelled at the other side
Cheng Xu, are you monitoring my phone!! 」
He pulled out his phone and raised an eyebrow at me
You've clicked on the projection
I jumped up from the bed with a carp and slammed Cheng Xu's door: "Cheng Gouzi, you come out for me!" **Is it monitoring my phone anymore! ”
I was about to shoot again, but Cheng Xu opened the door suddenly, and the slap almost landed on his face.
I'm going blind.
Why don't you get dressed? ”
Cheng Xu came out of the room shirtless and wearing pajama pants, and the green tendons on his abdominal muscles extended into the waistband of his pants.
He glanced at me helplessly: "Don't cover it, the seams of your fingers are as wide as the Pacific Ocean!" ”
Since he saw me, he didn't pretend, he must be so naked just to let people see, if he has a advantage, he won't take advantage of it, that's a bastard.
Cheng Xu slipped sideways from next to me to the living room, and the beauty in front of me did not make me forget the purpose of my jumping: "Are you monitoring my mobile phone?" ”
He gave me a blank look and poured himself a glass of water to drink: "Have I touched your phone?" ”
Oh, it doesn't seem to be.
Be bold, there's no possibility that you're connected to my wireless. ”
Cheng Xu spread his hands and was very unbeaten.
I suddenly grabbed his pigtails: "You are a crime!" How can you invade someone else's privacy? This is immoral! ”
Cheng Xu looked at me with a look of 'why do you have the face to say this', "I haven't let the black and yellow sweepers sweep you away!" ”
Can this also be swept away?
I suddenly felt a little weak, because Cheng Xu, the dog, was studying the law, so I could only shout unjustifiably: "Then you know the law and break the law, you and I will be swept away!" ”
Cheng Xu may not have expected that it was not only the age of the two of us that would grow in the torrent of time, but also the thickness of my skin.
Okay, I'll be enthusiastic about reporting it now, and I will turn myself in by the way. ”
As he spoke, he touched the phone on the table, and I quickly pounced on him and held him down: "Brother! Elder brother! I was wrong! This is the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other! ”
Cheng Xu seemed to be disgusted by me, gave up touching his phone, and shook me off instead: "Who is born with you, go to the side, it's hot!" ”
I hurriedly held his mobile phone in my hand, if I was administratively detained for watching Xiao Xwen, it would really be smoke from the ancestral tomb, and my grandmother would have to come out and give me a stick.
But I didn't talk about it once or twice in front of Cheng Xu, and I didn't forget to squeeze him two sentences at this time: "Young people are hot, which is sick!" Is that.
I shut up in his eyes like a fool, Cheng Xu leaned on the sofa and looked at me with his arms folded: "What is it, say!" Don't make it clear, I'm squatting tonight! ”
I pouted and said unconvinced: "Don't pretend to be pure!" Pig's nose sticks green onions, pretending to be an elephant! ”
Cheng Xu was about to laugh angrily at me, pinched the back of my neck, and said angrily: "What dirty things are you thinking about in your head!" Quickly delete the **, I felt blind when I saw the browsing history! What sm little red rope, can you be a little green in your brain at a young age? ”
The loach will not become seafood when it reaches the sea, just like I will not admit defeat when I am pinched by Cheng Xu's neck, and stubbornly accosted: "Green hat bridge? ”
Cheng Xu was annoyed now, and came up and dragged my mobile phone: "Take it, I'll help you delete it!" ”
, he wants to ** my baby!
I struggled desperately, Cheng Xu directly pressed me down on the sofa, he was shirtless, I was still wearing my cat pajamas, but this position was a bit strange, and my mouth was bald: "Is it so exciting?" ”
Seeing that Cheng Xu's eyes became very dangerous, he directly lifted him, jumped into his room and laughed wildly, laughing while saying, "You little brat, don't supervise my mobile phone anymore!" If you dare to say it, I'll send your childhood bird walk** to your school newspaper! ”
But what I thought in my heart was that I would grow wise by eating a trench, and it would be a big deal that I would not be connected to the wireless when I watched it in the future!
Cheng Xu snorted and said, "You send it, if you don't send it, you are a grandson." ”
This can't even threaten him, my Siqi eldest woman can bend and stretch, and immediately said: "I was wrong, brother, I was really wrong, I invite you to eat hot pot, if you can't eat one meal, let's eat two meals!" ”
Cheng Xu succumbed to my hot pot **: "Okay, won't you watch it in the future?" ”
If you don't read it, you don't read it, what a little x article to watch! These eight-pack abs are enough for me to see! I patted my chest and assured as I aimed at his abs and rainbow farts flying.
Cheng Xu let me go.
It's really a loss for my wife and a soldier, I lay on the bed and closed my eyes, my eyes were full of Cheng Xu's white abs, thinking about it like this, it doesn't seem to be such a loss, I will find a club to take a look at at at least eight hundred.
Although I face Cheng Xu as a brother, this dog is still two years younger than me.
Cheng Xu is a senior this year, we have a school in junior high school, a school in high school, and no school in college, but in a city, I graduated a year earlier, and as a result, I graduated, and this dog has already bought a house in this city.
I don't bend my waist for five buckets of rice, but I bend my waist for the Manchu and Han banquets!
As for why Cheng Xu is willing to take me in, this is a generation ahead, my mother is Cheng Xu's piano teacher, and she has been teaching him piano lessons since he was ten years old, and he has been teaching for five or six years.
He couldn't bear me wandering outside, and for my mother's sake, he charged me two hot pot meals a month.
After I finished speaking, I invited Cheng Xu to dinner, but the next day after work, he came to my company downstairs to find me and asked me to cash in, as if he was afraid that I would run away.
I complained to him while clocking out of work: "Don't you college students have any classes? It's really not good, you can find a factory to make screws! ”
He clasped his arms behind me and complained to me: "If you cut it like this, if I don't mention it for three days, you will pretend to forget." ”
Oh roar, that's really me.
As soon as we sat down at the hot pot restaurant, I was locked from behind.
Ahem. Xiao Chengzi, I can't do it anymore. Me, the one under my bed. Ahem, those two little yellow mans will be handed over to you to inherit.
Before I could finish my "last words" with my hand, my best friend Zheng Jingjing let go of me and jumped in front of me.
White-eyed wolf, you didn't give it to Cheng Xu! She pointed her finger at me as she spoke.
I threw the wipes that wiped my hands at her: "Where did you come from?" ”
Before Zheng Jingjing could speak, Cheng Xu looked at me and said in a cold tone: "Little Huang Man under the bed, right?" ”
Me: ". .I'm kidding. ”
Zheng Jingjing saw that the momentum was not right, and hurriedly said: "I asked the male god to eat hot pot, and I was about to leave, and I came to say hello when I saw you, I swallowed the comics you bought for you last time, goodbye baby!" After saying that, he ran away.
Get out of here!
Cheng Xu was still staring at me coldly, and I looked stubborn: "I think I have the freedom to read." ”
Are you reading? Are you embarrassed to say you're reading? When you go to school, you have to have this energy, and Tsinghua University and Peking University have a place for you. Cheng Xu accused me while throwing beef rolls into the tumbling soup pot.
I said while scooping up the cooked beef rolls: "The calves have been pulled away by you, for example, I love to eat boiled pork slices, I can eat two bowls of rice with boiled meat slices, and if you let me eat just rice, I can't eat half a bowl, can this be the same?" ”
Cheng Xu was slapped by my angry chopsticks, and seeing that he was about to beat me, I hurriedly 'comforted' him: "The gentleman doesn't move!" You can't talk like this, how can you be a lawyer in the future, I just want to help you practice! ”
Cheng Xu's hand cooking meat rolls was stunned: "You help me practice?" ”
I nodded like a chicken pecking rice, I thought he was going to taunt me in the next second, who knew he nodded and said, "Okay." ”
I took the opportunity to kick my nose in the face: "The tuition fee is that you are not allowed to accept my comic books, let me go!" ”
Cheng Xu: "Don't let go!" I'm not a horseman! ”
I handed over my two small comics painfully, and scolded Zheng Jingjing a thousand times in my heart.
Cheng Xu threw the two books into his room, and then locked the door, I seriously suspected that he would sneak a look, and decided to steal it back while he was not at home.
Cheng Xu may have seen my thief's eyebrows, pointed at me and said, "If you dare to enter my room, I will break your legs." ”
He threatened me that I would have to go in sooner or later!
I sent a message to scold Zheng Jingjing, because of her, I lost my 'beloved son'!
When I was frustrated, Zheng Jingjing was also frustrated, and her male god seemed to have reunited with her ex.
It's a real disaster.
In order to comfort her, I said unashamedly: "Why don't I introduce Cheng Xu to you, he is designated as more handsome than your male god!" ”
* Over there, Zheng Jingjing laughed like a thousand ducks quacking: ", then how dare I, why don't you strike first when you are close to the water?" ”
If she doesn't dare to talk nonsense, I dare? Really.
I had to tell the truth: "It's too familiar, it's hard to start, he still remembers the fact that I had a cold and runny nose and blew a bubble when I was 12 years old, and he still takes it out from time to time to squeeze me!" ”
Then you'll have to do it even more! In this way, he still dares to say you again, don't you turn over as a serf and sing! Zheng Jingjing was as excited as if she had stepped on an electric valve, completely forgetting that she had just "fallen out of love".
I think about Cheng Xu's handsome face, that abdominal muscles, and that high IQ, when I think about cheapening others, I feel that my cabbage makes the pig arch, and the pig arch outside is also arched, and the pig arch of my childhood sweetheart is not too much, right!?
The atmosphere is all set to this, and if I don't chase it, I always feel sorry for myself, so I asked Zheng Jingjing: "That." Then I'll chase it? ”
Zheng Jingjing: "Chase!" Bold chase! ”
I thought for a moment: "What if I can't catch up?" Wouldn't that even be a friend? ”
Zheng Jingjing: "The so-called wealth is sought in danger!" Hold up the bold, starve the faint-hearted! It's a mule, it's a horse.
Stop! Stop! Wait for my good news! "I quickly hung up ** after blowing a shocking bull in front of Zheng Jingjing.
Then open your phone browser: 100 ways to chase a man!
Flipped up and down, there was no reliable sentence.
I think there is only one trick that suits me best, and that is, the overlord is the bow!
Seeing that the eleventh day was over, I cheekily asked Cheng Xu: "Xiao Chengzi, do you want to go out to play?" ”
Cheng Xu was burying his head in the computer to make PPT, and when he heard the words, he glanced at me: "Do you want to go?" ”
I was sitting on the sofa watching a TV series, pretending to be casual and saying, "Yes, Zheng Jingjing recommended me a place that I think is pretty good, can you go?" Let's team up. ”
My nervous palms were almost sweaty.
It's so easy to talk about it, but it's really hard to actually flirt with a man!
I had to count silently in my heart, and before I could count to five, I heard Cheng Xu say, "Okay, where are you going?" ”
Gan, he can't have a crush on me, right? Are we going both ways?
You pay. "Well, I'm thinking too much.
I silently recited three times in my heart, "It's unlucky to spend money on a man for a lifetime", Cheng Xu turned his head and smiled at me: "You will be exempted from accommodation fees next month." ”
Good good. The past a second ago was all smoke.
Cheng Xu and I went to the island of a nearby city, but during the eleventh holiday, the sea-view room was really too expensive, and it was not something that poor people like me could imagine, so I booked two ordinary rooms.
Actually, I want to book one, but I'm afraid that Cheng Xu will know that I covet his beauty.
As a result, when he arrived at the hotel, Cheng Xu patted the marble table at the front desk of the hotel: "Is there still a sea view room?" ”
The young lady at the front desk was happy, and her eyes lit up: "Sir, there is also a suite with a sea view!" ”
Cheng Xu glanced at me: "Young Master Ben wants to see the sea." ”
I looked at the **, he could have grabbed it directly, but let me sleep here for the night.
I reluctantly took out my bank card and said to the young lady at the front desk, "Change it to a suite." ”
The bright smile on the face of the young lady at the front desk retreated halfway: "We only have one bedroom!" ”
I gestured to OK and said, "One." ”
Cheng Xu glanced at me, look at the fart, look at me, and then look at me, I will have to eat soil next month!
The young lady took my bank card, and then looked at Cheng Xu's eyes wrong.
must have felt that Cheng Xu started eating soft rice at a young age.
There was a big misunderstanding, I emptied my family, and I started to move bricks from the Qin Dynasty, maybe it was enough to support him.
Swiped the card to get on the elevator, Cheng Xu looked inexplicable: "Where do you sleep in just one bedroom?" You don't want to do anything to me, do you? ”
I was still feeling sorry for my money, and said angrily: "Sleep on the sofa!" ”
Entering the room, there was a two-seater sofa in the living room, as I expected.
The sea view room has a large balcony, I threw things and lay down on the rattan chair on the balcony, jumped up and made myself a cup of tea, and before the cup of tea was finished, Cheng Xu came out naked in swimming trunks.
The picture was so exciting that I almost fell headlong on the glass tabletop.
Before I could accuse him, he accused me: "Why are you here without changing your clothes? ”
My brain froze: "Change what?" ”
Cheng Xu looked at me speechlessly: "You won't be without a swimsuit, right?" ”
I can't swim, why should I bring a swimsuit? ”
In the end, I lay on the beach in long sleeves and pants and watched Cheng Xu flutter in the sea.
He fluttered for an hour and then got out of the sea and walked over to me, and the deer in my heart was bumped into when the beautiful man came out of the bath, and the nosebleed was about to come out.
As a result, before Cheng Xu came over, a young lady in a bikini ran over: "Little brother, can you add a ***?" ”
My face suddenly turned green, biting my finger and glaring at Cheng Xu, Cheng Xu glanced at me and said to her, "I'm sorry, I didn't bring my phone." ”
This is already a refusal!
Although Cheng Xu is telling the truth, because his mobile phone is with me.
The young lady still didn't give up: "Then you say your number, I'll add you." ”
Cheng Xu looked at me with a wicked smile on his face and didn't speak.
I continued to bite the knuckles of my fingers and glare at him.
The young lady looked at him, looked at me, and said embarrassedly: "Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't know you had a girlfriend, excuse me!" ”
After saying that, he ran away.
Hey, what a beautiful misunderstanding!
Cheng Xu came over and said with a smile: "If you stare again, your eyes are about to fall off!" ”
I rolled my eyes: "Who stared, I was born with big eyes, male peacock!" ”
Cheng Xu directly picked me up from the beach chair, and I was confused: "What are you doing?" ”
Cheng Xu ignored me and dragged me on.
I ran along the train with my mouth full: "You're not going to sell me, are you?" I'm warning you! My eldest brother Cheng Xu studied the law, and you will enter the game in minutes! ”
He gave me an angry look: "Take you to buy a swimsuit." ”
I was shocked: "I'm afraid of water, I won't go!" You want to drown me! ”
Before he ran away, he was detained by Cheng Xu like a prisoner: "It's awkward, I'll teach you to swim!" ”
I was about to refuse, but suddenly remembered that I would sign up for a swimming class for at least 2,000 yuan, save 2,000 yuan from Cheng Xu, and watch beautiful men take a bath, rounding up is equivalent to making a lot of money, so I nodded immediately, for fear that Cheng Xu would regret it.
Among the colorful and ugly swimsuits, I finally found a black swimsuit with a small lace vest with fungus on the upper body, small shorts on the lower body, and two waist ropes.
As a result, the boss opened his mouth to ask me for 200 yuan, and I looked like I was cutting meat, Cheng Xu was slightly disgusted: "I'll pay!" ”
Oh yes! After I put on the swimsuit, I couldn't help but hold the two ropes and whisper to Cheng Xu when I came out: "Don't you think this looks like SM's little black rope?" ”
Cheng Xu didn't look at my waist: "Siqi, are you itchy and beaten again?" ”
That's not it, it's just trying to tease the little beautiful man.
When Cheng Xu threw me into the water to learn to ventilate, I knew what it meant to be a man.
It was easy to float, but I was nervous as soon as I got to ventilate, and finally struggled to pull Cheng Xu, almost killing both.
As a result, a small wave came down and drank a saliva, and I was directly half dead, I scolded Cheng Xu while climbing to the shore: "It's not necessary, it's really unnecessary, it's not too much to kill people, we brothers, why do you come up with such a vicious way to harm me!" ”
Cheng Xu sat down next to me with some amusement: "It's not that you have learned to float, just learn to ventilate." ”
This rose to the original problem again, and I stubbornly said: "I just learned to add one to one, and you let me solve high numbers?" ”
Cheng Xu: ". .In the end, I was pulled into the water by Cheng Xu and continued to flutter, this time I calmed down a lot, and touched his abdominal muscles twice by the way, and the blood was earned.
I thought Cheng Xu didn't find out, but he angrily pushed me to the beach: "Siqi! **Mess again** sue you for harassment! ”
In the second half of the sentence, his voice was much lower, and his face was a little unnaturally red.
I seemed to have discovered a new world: "Xiao Chengzi, are you blushing?" ”
Cheng Xu gave me a blank look: "Red fart, I'll go to the bathroom." ”
After saying that, he ran away, leaving me alone to sit on the beach and laugh wildly.
In the end, I went back to the room exhausted, and I didn't come out of the shower room for half an hour, Cheng Xu banged on the door: "If you don't drown in the bathroom, you can make a sound!" ”
I turned off the shower, it was too much sand.
Cheng Xu and I stared at me for a while at night, and Cheng Xu seemed to look at me with contempt: "You don't want to sleep on the sofa?" ”
These two arms, the sofa has no quilt!
I pretended I couldn't hear and climbed into bed.
Cheng Xu lay down on the other side: "One person, take care of yourself." ”
To be honest, I originally had ulterior thoughts about Cheng Xu, and it was really not good to lie down with him like this.
How can you confess if you get along like a brother like this, it's easy to be funny for a funny woman, but it's really difficult to fall in love!
I sighed sadly, the overlord's hard bow really requires guts, and I really don't have it, so I can only take out my mobile phone and continue to search for my love thirty-six tricks.
As a result, Cheng Xu suddenly came over and said, "Do you have someone you like?" ”
I sat up in fright and slammed my head on Cheng Xu's chin.
He was covered in pain by my jaw.
I quickly turned on the overhead light: "Let me see if there is blood?" What are you doing so close? **Mad! ”
While anxiously picking up his hands, he didn't forget to complain about him.
Cheng Xu had tears in his eyes, let go of his hand and let me look at my chin, except for a little redness, I didn't see anything.
I said cautiously: "It seems that there is nothing wrong, I'll rub it for you?" ”
Cheng Xu glanced at me and lay down on the pillow squeamishly: "Rub it." ”
I tentatively reached out and rubbed his chin, it felt good.
One thing to say, Cheng Xu's jawline is clearer than my life trajectory, and I can't help but take a closer look.
Saliva is dripping all over my face. ”
Cheng Xu's faint reminder woke me up, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly wiped my mouth.
didn't touch anything, and hit him a little angrily: "You are sick, you are always ** my privacy, you ** me will beat you again!" ”
Cheng Xu put one arm under the back of his head and looked at me meaninglessly: "Do you have someone you like?" A colleague in the company? ”
I glanced around, this atmosphere is very good, lonely men and widows, in the same room, still in the same bed, at this time do not confess when!
I was about to try to be lyrical, but Cheng Xu raised his head and looked at me sideways: "Say it quickly!" With your brain, you might have been deceived and helped you count the money. ”
I held my breath in my throat, glared at him indignantly, rolled over and lay down with my back to him.
My funny woman has no love, and his poisonous tongue man is even less worthy of love.
Cheng Xu leaned over and pushed me: "Angry? Are you kidding, do you really like your colleagues in the company? ”
I picked up a pillow and beat him, and snorted heavily: "I like it, I like it!" ”
After I beat him, he was so honest, I was sleepy, and I lay down for a while and my eyelids were fighting.
I slept very well this night, I felt like I was hugging Cheng Xu when I was half asleep and half awake, but this sleeping position was very comfortable, and I fell asleep again at the first o'clock.
I was sleeping incense, I heard a mobile phone ringtone, I opened my eyes in a daze, I was wrapped in Cheng Xu's arms, and he was still hugging me.
I blinked, the phone was still ringing, right next to my head, it was an unfamiliar number, I closed my eyes and answered a little impatiently: "Hey, who?" ”
You. Who are you? What about Senior Cheng? "*There's a young lady in it.
Gan, Cheng Xu's mobile phone.
I quickly apologized: "Oh, I'm sorry.
No, why should I apologize, "Cheng Xu is asleep, what are you looking for him?" ”
I was too loud, and Cheng Xu's eyelashes moved and he opened his eyes.
The atmosphere was slightly awkward, and I was still in his arms, and he could kiss me as soon as he lowered his head.
The young lady in * said loudly: "Who are you! Are you seducing a senior! What about seniors? Speak! ”
I stepped back and handed my phone to Cheng Xu with a weak heart: "You." Your phone, I answered it wrong.
Cheng Xu glanced at me, chuckled, took the phone and said, "Oh, this is my girlfriend." ”
Me: ". .He was still saying, "What do you think you can do in bed?" ”
No, I seduced her, there is nothing to contact again, I don't want to upset her. ”
After he finished speaking, he hung up**.
also came with a sentence: "A school girl who chased me has refused several times, this time she should really be dead." ”
Wocao, I sat up from the quilt unconvinced: "Do you have to give me some benefits if you use me to block the gun?" ”
Cheng Xu's pajamas on his upper body were buttoned twice, leaking out a piece of chest muscles, he squinted his eyes and smiled: "How can you take advantage of it?" I served as a pillow for you last night. ”
I snorted and turned over and continued to sleep, and the beautiful man didn't give a little benefit, stingy!
He seems to really don't like me, or at least he will get off the donkey and say a word of promise.
After playing for two days, I went home, except for me rubbing countless oils, there was no progress at all.
It really hurts me.
The next day after returning home, Cheng Xu had something to do to go to school, and Zheng Jingjing, a dog-headed military advisor, came over to offer advice.
After listening to me complain that Cheng Xu was puzzled, she touched her chin and thought carefully: "It shouldn't be, neither refuse nor be responsible, isn't this a scumbag behavior?" ”
I cried and snuggled in the sofa: "Otherwise, I said that we are too familiar, I drank a bottle of mineral water together in junior high school, and I also helped the girl who liked her to hand him a love letter in high school, you look at this thing, I think I just stripped naked and drilled his bed, he may think that I am afraid of the cold to come to him!" ”
said that he buried his face in the sofa with remorse, he was really young and didn't know that men were good, and he mistook brotherhood as a treasure.
Zheng Jingjing slapped his thigh: "Okay, there's a trick!" ”
Me: ". .After hearing this, I almost jumped up and hit Zheng Jingjing: "Can't you come up with a little plan?" ”
Zheng Jingjing shook his head: "This is a beauty plan with thirty-six plans." ”
It's really speechless to open the door to speechless, and speechless to get home.
I couldn't help yelling at her: "I guess he knows a few moles on my thighs, and it's a beauty, a beauty is a fart!" ”
But Zheng Jingjing vouched for her worthless brains, saying that this must be useful, so I had to hang my head and say, "Okay, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor." ”
When I knocked on Cheng Xu's door, my nervous palms were sweaty, and I couldn't help but swallow several mouthfuls of saliva.
After knocking twice, I found that his door was hidden and the light was on, so I gently pushed it ajar and said softly, "Xiao Chengzi?" ”
No one answered, so I tentatively went in, and was immediately stunned.
I was still stunned when Cheng Xu opened the door and came in, he glanced at the ** on the bedside table, glanced at me, and said in a calm tone: "What's wrong?" Something? ”
I pointed to the ** at the head of his bed: You. How do you have this**?
The ** on his bedside was when I was in my sophomore year to take an art photo, a tidbit**, in which I was wearing a ballet skirt and a thin small vest on my upper body, as if joking, hugging Cheng Xu's neck, Cheng Xu's face was serious, but one hand was on my waist.
At that time, Cheng Xu had just entered his freshman year, and he suddenly changed from a young high school boy to a very stable teenager.
I don't even remember this one.
Not only this one**, but also my little rubber band on the decorative shelf next to it, my usual **, my. Little Yellow Man.
Cheng Xu came in, closed the door with his backhand, and reached out to lock the door, the click of the lock frightened my heart, and I couldn't help but say, "What are you doing?" ”
He put the water glass on the bedside table and looked at me with a smile: "Didn't you say that you would not be allowed to enter my room, but you came in by yourself, why did you come in?" ”
Actually, Zheng Jingjing said that I should wear this lace pajamas to drill his quilt, I didn't dare, rounding up, wearing cotton pajamas and drilling is almost the same.
Cheng Xu's words were a little sickly, I was serious for a second, and tilted my head: "Is it so exciting?" ”
He couldn't help but laugh, and the atmosphere of urgency broke all at once.
He took a step forward: "What the hell are you here for?" ”
I cheekily climbed into his bed: "I need a pillow, I want to sleep with you." ”
Cheng Xu was stunned for a moment, followed to the bed, and touched the head of the **: "Okay, let's sleep in this room in the future." ”
That pitiful layer of window paper between us crumbles.
I lay on my stomach and pointed to the ** on the bedside table: Why are you here? Isn't it not good-hearted? ”
Cheng Xu clasped me and kissed my hair: "Press it badly, covet your beauty." ”
I rolled over and met him face to face, covered my mouth, like a stealing cat, and smiled very proudly: "You finally admit it?" ”
The atmosphere was very ambiguous, Cheng Xu approached, and hated that iron could not become steel: "Siqi, can you open your mind a little later?" ”
Me: "Huh? ”
Cheng Xu actually let go of me, reached out to turn off the light, and took off his shirt in the night.
I was so frightened that I scurried into the quilt: "Big brother, I have something to say!" ”
I'm just a lip in the face, not a real one!
Cheng Xu snorted: "Do you remember when I was ten years old, you broke my Transformers?" ”
I sat up with a carp: "Why are you so careful, remember!" ”
Cheng Xu stretched out his hand and pushed me down: "I didn't bother with you at the time, because my aunt said that she would compensate me as a child daughter-in-law." ”
I lay on my back and thought to myself, "So. You always brought me snacks when you were in junior high school, asked me to do homework with me in high school, and let me live in the same city as me in college, all because of that.
He snorted: "Yes, because you are my child daughter-in-law, you broke my transformer at the age of ten, threw my homework into the pool at the age of fifteen, said at the age of seventeen that I would not be able to get a wife if I didn't study hard, and said at the age of twenty-four that it was not good to ask for a wife." ”
I sat up again, furious: "Wocao, do you have the size of a needle in your heart?" ”
Cheng Xu directly detained me this time: "Anyway, I have thought that you are a child daughter-in-law since I was ten years old, this is not a good study, and I tricked you into living together." ”
I couldn't refute this, I smacked my lips and was about to quibble, Cheng Xu raised my face and whispered: "I'm not good at talking, teach me?" ”
Well, the dog kisses and bites.
In the interval of ventilation, the window paper was torn.
I changed my tone with a flushed face: "Then why don't you confess to me?" ”
Cheng Xu pressed against my forehead: "You look like a little fool every day, you know that when you read ** and read comics, you don't have any love, I'm afraid that if you refuse, you won't even be able to be a friend!" ”
I suddenly felt a little weak, this is true, I didn't seem to be in love before I moved in, and I didn't like anyone when I was so old.
Cheng Xu bit me like a punishment: "You dare to lie to me and say that I like colleagues!" ”
I began to look around again with a weak heart.
He didn't let me go, and while bullying me, he hated and said: "Which wild man are you going to find in the thirty-six plans of love?" ”
I knocked him on the forehead with my forehead: "You wild man. ”
I said in his surprised gaze, "Like you, do you want to fall in love?" ”
Cheng Xu just stuck it up and buried his face in my neck: "My little fool has finally opened up, love you, be my girlfriend?" ”
I nodded wildly, and swept the shadow of my little yellow man on the shelf with a glance from the bedside lamp and said, "Then I want to read the little x-wen!" I want to watch Little Yellow Man! I want to read freely! ”
The originally charming atmosphere suddenly shattered, and Cheng Xu looked up and glared at me speechlessly.
My love seems to be open, but it doesn't seem to be completely open.
Cheng Xu's hand *** pajamas: "Look, I'll let you see enough." ”
If you don't read it, you won't read the little X article anymore, and you will quit the X literature world.
Healthy body and mind, don't engage in yellow.
When I told Zheng Jingjing about this, she scolded me across the **: "Why the hell are you going in and out of the X literary world more than a dozen times, you go out as soon as you take the exam, you go out as soon as you are scolded, and you come in in less than three days, this time I see if you can stay for a few days!" ”
I looked at Cheng Xu, who was deleting my X article on the side, and said to Zheng Jingjing secretly: "It's really retired, I'm going to engage in actual combat instead."
Zheng Jingjing: "Get out of here!" Bah! There is no humanity of the opposite sex! I don't have an unfilial daughter like you! ”
End of full text) Author: An orange.