Legend has it that there was a mother of living beings who fell in love with the demon lord forbidden.
After being discovered, the Emperor of Heaven sent her into the path of reincarnation, and she could not be reincarnated in her lifetime.
The storyteller spat and told the legend.
I glanced at the Demon Lord, who was looking in the mirror while munching melon seeds, and shook my head cautiously.
A narcissistic demon like the Demon Lord will only fall in love with himself.
My name is Yunluo, I have no mother and father when I urinate, and I have followed the Demon Lord since I remembered.
The Demon Lord said that he couldn't bear to see a small mushroom shivering in the cold wind at that time, so he injected me with demonic energy and became a poisonous mushroom.
Well. My chance of cultivating to become an immortal is gone.
The Demon Lord treats me very well, I have analyzed the reasons, and first ruled out my abilities.
Because as a mushroom, the greatest use is to be eaten, but I am poisonous.
Thinking about it, I have one advantage, sweet mouth!
Demon Lord, Demon Lord, your Gyokuro Ointment".
Yunqi soaked in the bath and closed his eyes to recuperate.
The bath is full of golden phoenix peonies, which I picked up early in the morning from the Spirit Valley.
Demon Lord, you look more handsome, what happened today? The Demon Lord's smiling look was very moving. ”
I crouched down and praised from the bottom of my heart.
Yunqi smiled at the corner of his mouth, supported his forehead with one hand and looked up at me slightly, and took the jade dew paste with the other.
There are many good things today. ”
Tell me about it. ”
I wiped my hands and sat cross-legged on the steps of the pool, pinching the Demon Lord's shoulder.
The body of the Demon Lord is very well raised, the skin is white and creamy, and it is natural.
I can't help but take advantage of this opportunity to touch more.
First, the acne on Benjun's face has been healed by most of them. ”
Well, that's really something to rejoice about.
Our Demon Lord's greatest hobby in this life is skin care, and he will never allow a single blemish on his flawless face.
Congratulations to the Demon King! You apply this jade dew ointment, and the handsome face of the Demon Lord Feng Shen will be whiter as jade, that. What is this second good thing? I asked.
The second is that the damned emperor of the human world has been usurped, and he is extremely embarrassed at the moment, wonderful! Yunqi Feng's eyes were raised, and he sighed proudly.
I'm ashamed, sure enough, it's because of the emperor in the human world, that emperor is the reincarnation of the real dragon, even if he is usurped, it can be reset, I don't know what the demon lord is happy about.
Demon Lord, why do you hate that emperor in the human world so much? ”
I asked, confused. Yunqi's face changed, he turned around and stared at me deeply, he leaned out of the water, very close to me, he stroked my hair and whispered, "Luo Luo, I don't want to hear you mention him." ”
His pupils had turned blood-red, and the wings behind him were faintly open.
My heart was silent, and it was like this again, and the mere mention of that person made the Demon Lord manic like this.
He didn't show it to me, but as soon as I got out, the whole bath would burst into pieces.
Then the restoration of the bath will fall me.
I'm the Demon Lord's right-hand man! You don't believe me? "I screamed in disbelief.
How can I make you honored? Fifty taels of silver have not been repaid for half a year, and the little devil is not easy to do business. ”
Slander, you slander me, it's only five months and twenty-four days, wait! I will definitely return to school before the third year of junior high school! ”
With that, I turned around and disappeared.
It's shameful, so many people.
It can be seen that the third day of junior high school is coming.
I can't help but wonder if I can't make up ten silver trucks of silver, is my popularity so bad!
Blocking Ke Qian, he is another dog leg under the Demon Lord's seat, unlike me, he is practical, and I am a sycophant.
Hold it! It's just ten taels of silver, what's wrong with you borrowing me! "I'm fierce.
Ke Qian spread his black wings around himself, he was afraid that I would launch the fungus army at him.
He only showed one head and said: "You have a lot more money than me, whoever asked you to gamble on jade, I have to keep the money to marry my daughter-in-law." ”
I crossed my waist and disdained: "You marry a daughter-in-law? Didn't the Serpent King say that he wanted to marry you home? If you marry a daughter-in-law, you will be angry with him, but don't cause the demons to fight you. ”
Ke Qian was instantly annoyed and angry: "Who is going to marry him, I am a dignified seven-foot man!" Don't tease me like that with the favor of the Demon Lord, hum! I'm not going to lend you money! ”
The successive exclamations made me stunned.
Looking at Ke Qian's back squirming and flying away angrily, I smacked my mouth.
Let your mouth owe your mouth and let your mouth owe!
Floating back to the Demon Temple, the Demon Lord was admiring himself in the mirror.
The Three Realms all know that the Demon Lord is a demon who loves beauty, a demon who loves beauty to the extreme in the heavens and on the earth.
But strangely, none of the creatures found the Demon Lord girly.
The Demon Lord is wanton and chic, and his momentum is awe-inspiring.
provoked the girl of the Three Realms to fall in love with this, and only hoped to get a chance glance from the Demon Lord.
I, a dog who can see the Demon Lord every day, don't cherish this opportunity to see the Demon Lord more.
Instead, shamelessly ask the Demon Lord to borrow money.
Demon Lord, I want money. "I crouched in front of the Demon Lord with a weak heart.
The Demon Lord sat cross-legged on the couch, his gaze moving from the mirror to me.
Luo Luo, you want jade, there are a lot of treasures in this monarch's treasury, why do you want to gamble? ”
The Lord's voice is my favorite coldness, and every time the Devil is lazy to talk to me, I want to kiss his Adam's apple gently and embrace him.
Yes, as a dogleg, I have a secret in my heart.
I am no different from these few beings, and I have a secret and fiery love for the Demon Lord.
The god envoy said: "Because I want to offer the most beautiful jade in the Three Realms to the Demon King, and the beautiful jade is matched with the beauty." ”
After saying that, I suddenly woke up, gasped and looked at the Demon Lord.
I covered my mouth and stumbled and explained, "The Demon Lord was born like no other in the world, and he deserves the best jade to match. ”
The Demon Lord smiled when he heard this, and I was fascinated again.
He touched the head of the ** and said to me in the most obsessive and doting tone: "Luo Luo, isn't the key to this Jun's treasure house for you, you can use it." ”
I walked out of the dormitory in a daze, took out the key in the space bag, and still beat the drum in my heart.
In fact, I've always wondered if the Demon Lord is also obsessed with me.
But when I thought of the Demon Lord's attitude towards me, I was so angry that I was like maintaining a relationship between my superiors and subordinates.
Finally paid off the gambling money, and the sixth day of the lunar month three days later was the day of the sacrifice of the demon world.
On this day, the Demon Realm can only allow demons with pure blood to worship their fathers in the Demon Realm.
I'm going to be kicked out of the demon world for a few days.
This year I decided to go to the human world.
I want to see what this human realm emperor looks like, which makes our demon lord so disgusted.
If necessary, you can vent your anger for our Demon Lord.
I possessed the emperor's favorite concubine, Concubine Yun.
A few days have passed in the demon world, and more than half a year has passed in the human world, and the emperor has relied on luck to re-ascend to the throne.
Tonight is Concubine Yun's bedtime, and I am dressed exquisitely and waiting for the arrival of the emperor.
I couldn't believe myself in the mirror, this face was carved out of the same mold as me.
It's too similar, that is, there is an extra beauty mole between the eyebrows that can be distinguished.
A moment later, the voice of the great eunuch came to my ears, and I lifted the hem of my skirt and rushed out of the dormitory in high spirits.
The concubine greeted the emperor "I pinched my contrived voice.
Look up. Demon Demon Demon. Demon Lord?!
I pinched myself and didn't scream.
Wait, he's not a Demon Lord.
Although the appearance is the same, the temperament of this emperor is majestic and cold, like a snow-capped mountain lotus unattainable.
That's handsome, Shasha.
Concubine, please. The voice is also the same as the ** voice of the Demon Lord, love love.
Let's just say that although the heart is in the Demon King, he is by the Emperor's side at the moment! It doesn't hurt to salivate.
Think about it, it's still a little excited, wait a minute, you can put some oil on the face that is exactly the same as the demon lord, and die without regrets!
I slightly cocked my hips, twisted my waist into a twist shape, flashed my big eyes with heavy makeup, showed the most beautiful angle on my side face, and lightly opened my red lips. ”
Vomit, it's really numb, are the thirty-six tricks of seduction taught in the mortal book sure to be useful?
The emperor looked at me pretentiously, and his expression really cracked.
Love concubine, you can't afford to love it. ”
After that, Emperor Gao Leng strode past me and entered the dormitory.
Anyway, these words are useless!
I stood up in indignation, stamped my foot in shame, and threw away the dead mushroom!
The emperor's name is Yun Jian, and he has the same surname as Yun Qi, and I guess in my heart that this is definitely not a coincidence.
Thinking that the Demon Lord was so disgusted with this human emperor, and the similarity between their appearances couldn't help but make me doubt the relationship between the two.
Stay for a few days to see what kind of blood feud this Yunjian has with Yunqi.
Yun Jian was sitting at the tea table at the moment, he didn't look at me, and said solemnly: "What is the movement of Prime Minister Lin over there?" ”
My thinking head stopped, and I froze, and I had an ominous premonition.
No, no, no, it won't be a superficial couple who betrays the landlord and servant.
Seeing that I hadn't answered for a long time, Yunmi frowned and knocked on the table.
Didn't find it? "I cast a spell to bring up Yun Guifei's memory.
Hehe, with a shallow smile, his memory shows that Yun Guifei is actually the emperor's spy.
The slave family was unwilling.
The slave family wants to be the emperor's heart and soul, and the slave family wants to take advantage of the demon king.
The slave family should no longer be the dog leg of the demon lord.
Fortunately, Yun Guifei had already found out the news, and I took out the secret letter from under the mattress and handed it to the emperor.
Lin Xiang has been acquainted recently, although he met with King An privately, he did not give a reply, and it seems that he is still waiting. ”
The young emperor sneered contemptuously, "If there is no reply, it is an answer, and Lin Xiang can't stay." ”
With a light sentence, there will be another bloody storm in the court.
But that's not my concern.
I just care. The emperor's hands are so white, how does it feel to the touch?
Taking advantage of Yunjian to hand me the letter, I touched it lightly.
It is really distinct, delicate and smooth.
The cool breeze at night also blew his hands cold, making me want to help him keep warm.
Yun'er, have you touched enough? ”
I sucked in my saliva and reluctantly looked away, "That's enough." ”
Yun Jian rubbed his fingers, the cold and hard jawline was raised towards me, and the phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, "Yun'er likes my hands?" ”
I shifted my gaze from his face to the Adam's apple and felt my mouth dry for a while.
Someone who looks like the Demon Lord is sitting right in front of me.
All I had to do was take two steps closer, bend down, put my arms around his neck, and put my lips up.
Swallowing my saliva, I honestly replied, "Yes." ”
In this atmosphere, I was like a color critic, and I couldn't help but cast a charm on Yun Jian.
This little spell will make him feel emotionally attached to me.
I'm not.
I just wanted to get to know Yunmi more and see how he resembles the Demon Lord.
I didn't see that Yun Jian's pupils became dark red at this moment, and there was a hint of interest flashing in his eyes.
Then Yun'er will go to bed tonight. ”
Confused! Confused!
Yunluo, you are confused!
Can you lose yourself after a trip to the world? The horse is also actively sent to the door!
I opened my bedgown, and when I looked down, I saw that there were bright red kiss marks.
The ambiguous traces and sour numbness repeatedly reminded me of yesterday's Spring Festival.
Regret grabbing your hair hard.
I'm a scumbag.
The one I love is obviously the Demon Lord, so how can I face the pure Demon Lord again!
The tingling touch on my waist came, and I was hugged into Yunjian's arms.
He slammed his chin on my forehead, and his voice was sleepy: "Does it still hurt?" ”
I blushed, of course the nonsense hurts!
Although it was my first time yesterday, it's not hard to know that you should be the first time too!
Rampage does not know the skills, and opens the world with brute force.
If she hadn't secretly used spells to repair her body, she would be in good spirits now.
Back to the emperor, it doesn't hurt. ”
He touched the head of the ** and hugged me tighter.
It's only been a few months in the human world, and I'm going to seize the time to test the clouds.
Let's see if this person who is exactly the same as the Demon Lord is the Demon Lord.
At the same time, play the spirit of dog legs.
Entangled in front of the "Demon Lord's Meal Replacement", it is good to seduce and make up for the regret of not being able to seduce the Demon Lord.
The first temptation.
Your Majesty, don't look at the excerpts, look at me."
Yun Jian put down the fold, "Is there any movement over there Lin Xiang?" ”
.Damn superior-subordinate relationship.
No, I want to see you, now that the summer is very hot, does the emperor want to go to the cold spring bubble with his concubines? ”
Our demon lord hates cold springs the most, and he has always only used hot springs to bathe.
If he agreed, he wouldn't be one of the Demon Lord's souls.
Speaking of souls, I went to ask the Star Monarch in the sky a few days ago.
He said that there is such a coincidence, which is usually the owner who lost a soul and placed it on the cultivation in the human world.
If Yun Jian is the soul of the Demon Lord, I will protect the Demon Monarch well.
If the concubine has a heart, then I will accompany you once. ”
When the cold spring was stripped naked by the clouds, and I did indescribable things in broad daylight, I was enjoying and wondering.
Why don't you play cards according to common sense?
The second temptation.
After almost blowing up the kitchen, I finally made a honey pea cake.
The Demon Lord hates such sweet things the most, and the honey bean cake is his precise lightning point.
Yun Guifei has good craftsmanship, and the honey bean cake is exquisite and delicious, reward! ”
I squinted my eyes and saw that Yun Jian was eating happily, and I actually went straight to grab the pastries and ate a few of them.
After eating, he also wiped his fingers with crumbs directly with the corner of his clothes.
The Demon Lord has never been so informal.
The third temptation.
Recently, everyone in the palace said that I was favored by Concubine Yun.
I listened to it everywhere with Transsonic Butterfly, and the more I listened, the happier I became.
It is said that I have never seen the emperor so popular, thanks to Yun Guifei.
It is said that Yun Guifei's temperament has changed greatly in the past few months, and she has become more hearty and lovely.
It is said that Yun Guifei and Shengshang are simply a pair of heavenly immortals.
Wait a minute. Why do some people still say that the emperor's temperament has changed drastically?
Listen carefully.
The emperor was expressionless from the front, indifferent and majestic, but now his face is like a spring breeze, and his eyes are affectionate?
I used to love cicadas, but now I have to fight the slightest cicada.
In the past, most of the costumes were light green dragon robes, but now they are black and plain robes.
The more you listen. The more wrong it is, the more this habit is so much like the Demon Lord.
I pondered, it's time to use a special move!
I brought the emperor to the Imperial Garden, and all kinds of flowers and plants bloomed in this season, and the pollen naturally increased.
The Demon Lord can't smell these pollen the most, and once he comes into contact with pollen, he will sneeze nonstop.
Prepare a jar of pollen that I collected early and sprinkle it in his face when the time comes.
It's going to be exposed! Seeing the Demon King approaching a large peony, I poured the pollen into my hand, and the dress fell at him, he helped him, and I waved his hand and waved the pollen all over his face.
Ahem, ahem! "It worked! He's the Demon Lord's soul!
Poof, ahem, Lolo, where did you get your flour? ”
Belch. Watching the emperor look as usual behind the flower powder, I finally believed that he was not a demon lord, let alone a demon lord.
He is really simply the enemy of our Demon King.
Your Majesty, go and wash it, just now the concubine's hands didn't touch the pollen. ”
Yun saw that his hands were gone, and under the fluttering hair, I vaguely saw that his fingertips seemed to be stained with pollen, and they were slightly white.
I narrowed my eyes thoughtfully.
After a few months of "love" with the Demon Lord of Meal Replacement in the world, the Demon Realm Sacrifice Day is over, and I should also return to the Demon Realm.
As soon as I entered the top of the mountain, I heard a crackling sound.
Well, it's the Demon Lord who is in impotent rage.
Pushing open the door, the floor was full of glass jar fragments and celadon fragments.
These are all good things that I went to the world to find, but it's a pity.
The Demon Lord was furious, and several feathers on his wings fell off several times.
I went up and picked it up, and when the Demon Lord was bald, I used it as a fake hair.
Do you still know to come back? ”
The grim words made me shudder.
I looked at the time of day.
No, I'll pinch it back.
But as a dogleg, Ji Cao is the master who says everything right, and he can't talk back.
The Demon Lord is still waiting for me to come back and massage the Demon Lord, how dare you not come back? Isn't it a hurry to come back if you can come back, don't be angry, I'll be faster next time. ”
I raised my standard sweet smile, and I knew what the corners of his mouth were when he liked me to laugh for hundreds of years.
The Demon Lord really only snorted, "Come here, I have a headache." ”
I hurriedly went over and pinched my throat and said, "The Demon Lord doesn't hurt, Luo Luo will rub it for you." ”
After rubbing it for a while, the Demon Lord couldn't help but ask, "Why did you go to see him?" ”
His tone was flat, and he couldn't hear the joy or anger.
I replied cautiously, "I want to go to the human world to bully that emperor so that I can vent my anger on the demon king." ”
Yun Qi raised his head and stared at me deeply after hearing this, I didn't dare to come out, so I could only avoid looking away in embarrassment to change the topic: "Is the Demon Lord hungry?" I'll pluck some mushrooms for you and make soup. ”
Is he good-looking? The Demon Lord suddenly came to this sentence.
I paused, turned to look at him and said, "Demon Lord, he looks like you."
The same? The Demon Lord leaned lazily on the tea table with his head propped up, and his slender fingers tapped on the tabletop, knocking on my heart.
I nodded, "Same." ”
Tell me, he's good-looking or I'm good-looking. ”
It's not the first time the Demon Lord has called me to be good, but this time it made me panic.
I can't tell him who looks better, and I'm definitely obsessed with the Lord's face.
But Yunjian is different, and his intimacy with me is still vivid.
Those neck-to-neck hugs, the touch of thin sweat makes me have to admit that I seem. Empathy, don't fall in love.
When I think about it, I can't wait to dip myself in a pig pen.
Scumbag scumbag scumbag!
Seeing that I didn't reply for a long time, the demonic energy around my body became more and more black.
Yunluo, do you like him? ”
My heart trembled violently, and I couldn't do it.
Cut through the mess with a quick knife, the Demon Lord doesn't like me anyway, why should I have a weak heart, it's just a joy with a mortal mermaid, can the Demon Lord kill me?
Demon Lord, I'll treat him as a plaything! ”
The Demon Lord's bloodthirsty eyes flashed slightly, and the corners of his mouth hooked up an inexplicable smile, "Plaything? Do you dare to take the real Dragon Son as a plaything? ”
I nodded affirmatively, pleasing the Demon Lord.
Then you go and kill him. ”
This. No, I can't. ”
The true dragon son of heaven is said to kill and kill, and people's luck is much stronger than mine.
Are you reluctant? ”
There was already persecution in the Demon Lord's tone.
It's not that I'm reluctant.
The Demon Lord's pupils were already all red, and his inky black hair was flying under the demonic aura, "Then you go and kill him!" ”
I rolled my eyes.
The showdown is over, no more pretending.
Demon Lord, are you sure you want to kill the body that we have been entangled in day and night, Wushan Yunyu? ”
The Demon Lord's pupils constricted, and suddenly turned back to pure black.
I approached him step by step, and he ducked back.
I propped myself up beside him and made a big bed knock motion, "Are you sure you're going to kill that body I can afford?" ”
I suddenly felt sad.
The blood oath carved on that stele made it impossible for me to fight the Demon Lord.
Now that I have Yunjian's body, the demon lord is possessed by Yunjian, and I still have hope to fall in love with him.
But the Demon Lord actually wants me to kill him?
Amusing. The moment I cast the charm technique, the color of Yunjian's pupils became so obvious, am I blind!
I obviously don't like soaking in the cold spring and forcing myself to release my internal force, when I don't feel it!
The look of the beans when he ate them, did he think he was pretending to be very similar!
I admire that I can hold back the pollen that has hit my face.
But you're too obvious with this spell!
Cast a spell to condense the pollen on your fingertips, flashing and flashing, and I'm blind again!
I glared at him.
At this time, he was weak because he was exposed by me, and there was a rare look on his face that dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.
I admired it for two seconds, then turned around and left Shili Mountain.
I didn't hear him whisper, the stele was fake.
A quarter of an hour later, I turned angrily and stared behind me.
It's all at the palace, and he hasn't caught up yet, angry!
At this moment, Yunqi was wronged, and he was still thinking hard about when he would reveal his stuffing.
I remembered what Ke said two days ago that when a woman is angry, it is best to let her be quiet first, so I patiently did not go to him.
It's been three days since she hid in Yun Guifei's body, and the damn Demon Lord hasn't chased after her yet.
Did he just think I was a plaything?
Tragedy. Shouldn't I be so angry, after all, the Demon Lord is still my master, and I was just the Demon Lord's dog leg a few months ago.
was struggling, and suddenly it was dark in front of him.
When I woke up, my surroundings were dark and cold, and I could hear the sound of water running from afar, as if I was in a water hole.
The feeling of being trapped here is so familiar to me.
One of the advantages of being a mushroom is that it can produce its own mushrooms.
I planted a few mushrooms and roasted them with a spell, and ate a few to stabilize my mind.
After a long time, when I was drowsy, a fairy dressed in a gorgeous fairy costume came.
The fairy wears a flower hairpin on her head, a peony jade pendant on her waist, and walks smartly.
I sat weakly, not rudely, but really not strong enough to stand up.
Don't blame the fairy, the little devil can't get up, it's rude, can the fairy save me? The little devil must thank him for his gratitude. ”
The fairy's delicate face showed a disdainful smile, and with a wave of her sleeves, the water hole lit up.
Only then did I see the situation here, the walls of the cave were all natural black marble, with five thousand laws and regulations of the Heavenly Court engraved on them, and the top of my head was shrouded in the golden law of prohibition.
This is clearly a prison.
What did the little devil do wrong? You locked you in a prison! ”
The fairy sighed, I see that there is a sense of schadenfreude, Yun Luo, as the mother of living beings above ten thousand people under one person in the heavenly court, why do you want to fall into the demon realm and violate the rules of heaven. ”
I asked, "Fairy, you misunderstood, I'm just a little demon envoy in the demon world, not a noble creature mother, you let me out first, and I'll prove it to you." ”
I can plant you a few poisonous mushrooms, and you'll know if you eat them!
It's a pity that the fairy doesn't listen.
She pulled me up, saying that it was another price to let me out.
Then I was taken into heaven and met the ruler of heaven and earth.
The Jade Emperor? ”
That's what Sun Wukong called, and I can't be wrong to call it.
Presumptuous, the emperor should be called.
Before the fairy's words could be finished, he was interrupted by the Emperor of Heaven.
You can call me anything, Lingjiao, it's time for you to come back. ”
He hung in the sky, and I was held hostage to kneel on the ground and look up at him.
This scene also happened thousands of years ago.
Memories flood into the brain.
The vows made thousands of years ago seem ridiculous at this moment.
Before falling into the path of reincarnation, I swore to Huangquan that I would never again meet and fall in love with Yunqi in this life, and if I broke my oath, disaster would fall from heaven.
The mother of living beings, for her love, caused the misery of living beings.
It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous.
Lingjiao, it's not your fault, it's Yunqi's fault, it's he who took you into the devil and mistakenly broke your oath, you must not blame yourself, I will feel distressed. ”
The Emperor of Heaven said that he was about to embrace me in his arms.
I pushed him away without a trace.
The Emperor of Heaven said with a smile, it is a lonely oath in front of you, you can rest assured, I will bear all the disasters in the mortal world by myself. ”
Haotian has been devoted to me since 10,000 years ago.
He retorted emotionally: "How can you bear it? If you want to destroy your own primordial spirit to sacrifice the living beings, I will never agree! ”
I smiled bitterly, "Now that I have a body without cultivation, where did I get the chips to destroy my primordial spirit." ”
That Yunqi is there.
Rest assured, I will never see him. ”
Haotian then relieved his heart and left.
And I saw him leave.
A quarter of an hour later, he turned around and went to the Human Realm Palace.
This time it wasn't to possess Yun Guifei.
I used the Hidden Qi Bead to temporarily hide my divine aura.
Squatting above the beams of Yun Guifei's palace.
frowned and looked at the two people below with disgust.
One is Yun Jian, who is possessed by Emperor Haotian.
One is a puppet made of Yun Guifei.
When he heard that they were finished, "Yun Jian" pinched Yun Guifei's chin and said fiercely: "It's so stupid, Lingjiao hasn't learned half a point!" I understood.
Haotian's feelings for me have become paranoid.
After my death, he set the appearance of the emperor of the human realm as Yunqi, and fabricated a puppet that was indistinguishable from me.
In order to feel my intimacy with him.
It makes me sick.
It's disgusting. No wonder Yunqi is disgusted with this emperor of the human world.
Thinking of back then, if he hadn't fabricated the heavenly rule that gods and demons can't fall in love, how could she be beaten into the path of reincarnation!
Made, fists clenched.
In the next second, a warm touch came from his fist.
I turned my head, it was Yunqi.
He stepped on the beam with one leg and swayed one leg at a time.
I'm afraid that Haotian won't be able to see him.
I squeezed his hand.
The Demon Lord also came to be a gentleman on the beam? ”
He hooked his lips and smiled, looked at me and said, "Luo Luo is wrong, what Ben Jun wants to be is a flower thief on the beam."
After saying that, he pecked me while I was unprepared.
Slightly cool lips fell on the face.
I'm not satisfied. Lord Demon, Luo Luo wants to kiss him. ”
I pouted and leaned in, and was pushed away.
Didn't the mother of living beings make a poisonous oath that she would not meet and fall in love with the Demon Lord in this life? ”
I smiled sheepishly.
Are you a demon lord now? ”
Yunqi arrogantly turned his head.
Be. "Then lift off your clothes and show me where the magic mark is. ”
Yunqi hugged himself with grief and indignation.
I didn't expect that the mother of living beings was also a hooligan. ”
I snorted and laughed wildly.
Halfway through laughing, I realized that Haotian was still in the house.
But when I saw the two of them who were already exercising for the second time, I smiled again.
I approached Yunqi, and the phoenix eyes hanged.
If you are a hooligan, then you will be a scoundrel only. ”
And then I kissed it.
He put his arms around my waist.
Between the waists, there is no burning sensation.
Therefore, Yunqi's magic mark is really gone.
Years ago. Haotian is not not married.
And I don't marry Yunqi.
Relying on the Emperor of Heaven to transform into an ancient, Haotian took the position of Emperor of Heaven.
The first thing the upper position did was to increase the heavenly rule.
The new rules are the supreme supernatural powers given to the Emperor by the laws of nature.
As long as he violates the rules of heaven, he will surely die.
Haotian ruined my attention if he couldn't get me, and the new regulation of this article alone was "Gods and demons can't fall in love." ”
Those who violate the new rules will not be reincarnated forever.
So, I died.
But before I died, I set up a game with Yunqi.
I killed myself. Step 1.
In order to make Haotian believe, I swore by the Yellow Spring that I would never fall in love with the Demon Lord.
After my death, Yunqi found a hidden cave and transferred the position of Demon Lord to Ke Qian.
In the second step, he retrieved my soul and raised it in the plant with the strongest breath of life, Ganoderma lucidum.
I was finally raised by me, but he didn't do anything, and directly turned me into a demon body.
If it weren't for my assertion that I had to explore the true body of the mortal emperor, Yunqi and I would have stayed and flown together.
However, it is also beneficial to be discovered by Haotian.
At least in order to separate me and Yunqi again, Haotian used the elixir to restore my memory.
Let me know that my beloved Demon Lord has been mine since the beginning.
When you finish entangling with Yunqi, the two of you are still on top of me.
I saw it spicy, and I wanted to leave with Yunqi first.
But together, the breath leaked, and was discovered by Haotian.
He moved out of Yunjian's body in an instant, and his soul body stood in front of us.
His face was gloomy and terrifying.
Where are you going? ”
What's your business. ”
The aura of his whole body is gathered in his body.
The atmosphere is tense.
You swore a poisonous oath, and now that the living beings are suffering because of you, shouldn't you be responsible? ”
Haotian's new rules and rights are just that, and now I have no worries, so I will say it directly.
I have caused all those calamities, and the reason is simple: the locust plague is because there is a gold and stone mine hidden in the ground, and the fire is because it is better to grow food in that land, and every plague I inflict on them will bring them a better life. ”
The sword qi behind Haotian gradually condensed, thinking that his anger had already accumulated.
Yunqi opened the fan, and there were two big characters written on the fan - stupid pig.
He also continued to stimulate Haotian: "Luo Luo is a demon now, I am not a demon lord, we are not bound by the heavenly court." ”
This big truth gave Hao the weather a direct opening.
My little mushroom was almost overturned.
At that moment, Yunqi was also quickly ready to open up.
Lolo, turned into Ganoderma lucidum, planted in a basin on the desk. ”
I did. Then I saw a burst of black light, a burst of white light.
Lingering and flying.
An hour passed. No matter how big or low.
Two hours passed. I'm sleepy.
Three hours passed. I woke up and ate something.
Four hours passed. Watering almost doused himself to death.
One god and one demon are still fighting happily.
On the fifth hour, I went to the door to pick a flower from a pot and put it in my own pot.
I'm going to fall asleep on this floral scent, let's just say.
However, in an instant, I was carried away by the basin.
The wind was whistling.
I looked up at the Demon Lord.
The hair that I carefully maintained fluttered, and Ruyu's face did not show any tiredness.
He said proudly: "This trick is good to take advantage of his unpreparedness." ”
I responded excitedly to the wind: "Okay, great! ”
That Haotian, his brain is not good, he was deceived by me as soon as he acted like this, and he is worthy of the five hours of his preparation, so he will take you away for this time. ”
My mushroom body trembled with laughter, but I was still worried, "What if Haotian reacts and lets the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals search for us?" ”
Yun Qi shook his head and said: "After so many years of deployment, Haotian's power has long been weakened by me, the Demon Realm is not the Demon Realm of 10,000 years ago, and I am no longer the me of 10,000 years ago."
Luo Luo, now that the two of us are innocent, are you willing to be that ordinary husband and wife with me and live in peace? ”
The wind howled, and the heartbeat could not be hidden.
I put my arms around his waist in human form, stood on tiptoe and kissed him.
Since the Demon Lord has said this, how can the little one not follow? ”
Later, we found a feng shui treasure in the demon world.
Decorate it like a small farmhouse.
And from time to time I go to the mortal world to learn how to get along with husband and wife.
Author: Mo Shuang.