Xiao She's afraid of Xun Eucalyptus wearing interstellar clothes, got his wish to become a forest ranger who didn't need to deal with people, and was also assigned to the primordial star to take care of endangered wild species from the ancient earth.
One day, he received a task from the director: he must be on camera, broadcast live for eight hours a day, drop a fan, and deduct 100 million packs of snacks from you!
Xun Eucalyptus's whole person was not good, crying and mourning, the sauce was brewed for a long time, and when he finally registered his account and did a good job in psychological construction, there was an excuse from the sky to recuperate, but he was actually a man who monitored.
His mind turned, for fear that he would run away from the door-to-door stand-in, so he hurriedly started the live broadcast, and as a result, gunshots broke out in the dense forest!
Xun Yu chased after him, and catching the poacher was a fierce sniper!
One shot for one child!
was led to a full live broadcast room by a man and also blew up——
I'm leaning on, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince! Please take away your noble fingers, I want to see the shootout! 】
Damn, hunk kill me! Labor and management will now bow down to his guns, brothers, I will bend first! 】
Later, countless viewers found that this violent ranger seemed to be a little cute, and the contrast was cute, and it was simply not too obvious ———
Spicy and sassy cub, the Northeast gold gradient is correct, encountering poachers, crying while chasing and shooting, the bullets are crackling and flying, and people are also in tears.
After crying, he hugged the man's arm with a red nose, revealing half of his little face that was about to cry, and stumbled and explained to the camera: "That, what is that, dangerous action, pure, pure fiction, minors should not imitate." ”
Later, he couldn't hide his social fears.
Xun Yu plucked up the courage to open a live broadcast to clarify: "I didn't go through the back door, I am a social fear, not a coward!" ”
When I met the poachers, I didn't speak, and I shot them when I went up, and then let them record and leave a message, because the society didn't want to communicate, which was super embarrassing! ”
The person who has passed the examination with a gun, has the approval of his superiors, and the person who was hit by the bullet is *** has been put in prison, and there are no minor contusions! ”
The crowd in the live broadcast room nodded like garlic:
Ah yes, yes, yes, social fear is just not good at communication, and several social fears around us are not light or serious. 】
Xun Yu was so angry that he went down, and once again ran all over the mountain with the poachers, crying while shooting, and was slipped up by a pair of big hands that suddenly descended.
The man stood in the middle of the road, rubbed his head, and said softly, "Well, they are not hunters, but they are trying the color of the sack to steal you." ”
Xun Yu sniffed, hugged the man's waist, and rubbed like a deer: "Aren't you leaving?" ”
The man pointed to the pure gold crown on his head: "No, I want to make extra money to build a few more prisons." ”
Xun Yu was unhappy: "You dislike me, do you think it's troublesome to clean up the mess?" ”
The man smiled slightly: "The poachers have filled the capital star, and other planets are used to pretend to be rivals in love, so they can stuff as much as they want." ”
The number of people who poured into the live broadcast was stuck again and again, and then dropped sharply, and finally only the man and his father remained, the kind that laughed and split across the screen.
Many years later, there was a legend among the local deer herd that when you bumped into an NPC in green clothes, there was a chance of dropping food three times, and then hit the person next to him, as long as the order was good, the lowest level was sweet and crispy bud rice grains.
Many years later, there was a communication area in the interstellar prison, and when you asked the person behind bars how he got in, he would cry and answer that he owed a chicken, and then he would ask one more step and he would honestly tell you that it was the yellow-bellied horned pheasant, a first-class protected animal of the empire, and the kind that the queen had raised herself.
Many years later, the imperial family had an unwritten iron rule that when you find any ancient cold weapon in any corner, you are not allowed to touch it at will, there is no guarantee that it is dangerous, but it is guaranteed that you risk losing your head.
Thousands of light years away, in the middle of the night in the capital city, His Majesty Vincent, who was about to rest after dealing with government affairs, was startled by a sudden knock on the door, and opened the door with an irritated face, but it was the secretary general Nether, who was holding a light brain and staring intently, without even wearing glasses, and with an electronic blue light on his face.
It's two o'clock in the morning—".
Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is broadcasting a shootout live! ”
Vincent was stunned, whether it was a live broadcast or a shootout, neither of these words seemed to be supposed to appear on his eldest son.
Nether turned his light brain to His Majesty, who was in a daze: "* The number of people has surged from three million to fifty million, and our cyber security department has contacted the live broadcast center of the platform, but due to the popularity of ** and the will of the crown prince himself, we can't be sure whether it should be forced offline." ”
Vincent noticed that there was another little guy in the camera besides his son, turning his head and crying as if he was shedding tears, but he still had a shotgun in his hand.
He squinted and glanced at a row of small words on the side: "Gou Gou is one less horizontal? ”
Nether nodded, and weakly removed the foot that had accidentally stepped on the emperor's silk pajamas from the beginning: "According to the investigation, 'Gou Gou Shao Yiheng' should be the account of the Primordial Star Sheng Forest Ranger. ”
Vincent's mouth opened and closed: "I can't be so funny." ”
Nether was dumbfounded and paused: "Behavioral disorders are common in the vulnerable period, and motor excitement may also occur in the early stage of mental riots, and the patient's speech and movements will increase. ”
However, before His Royal Highness landed on the primordial star, he showed diametrically opposite inhibition tendencies, mainly with an indifferent expression and low mood, this kind of polar reversal is very dangerous, and in serious cases, it will even produce visual hallucinations, auditory hallucinations, delusions, ......”
Stop. Vincent knocked on the door with a headache, "Nether, I think you need to pursue another medical degree." Silius has been paralyzed since he was a child, and now in this situation I even think he is bullying others. ”
Nether was stunned and subconsciously asked, "Do you need the royal family to come forward to cut off the live broadcast route?" ”
emmm……
Vinteson got closer to the light brain and saw that the short and small Xun Eucalyptus was carrying a roe deer at a high speed, and his own eldest son fell in place without any sense of existence.
He sneered and waved his hand indifferently, "No, anyway, the IP has no specific positioning, and he won't be looked at to death if he shows his face, and he will solve the trouble he causes by himself." ”
That statement—".
If you don't send it, let him make trouble. Vinteson pushed his big hand, and "invited" Nether out of the door very unpretentiously, and closed the door of the dormitory, "Lao Tzu is going to sleep now, unless he blows up the primordial star, don't bother me!" ”
At the door, only a certain secretary holding his bare brain in a daze remained.
Nether stared intently at the screen, watching the barrage scroll at a speed that almost collapsed, and the point was suddenly popped up with questions that became more and more biased.
The sika deer cub can't be saved if it's still breathing?! 】
It's cruel! His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is posing for a photo, right? Because His Royal Highness the Second Prince often posts his ** for taking care of star pets in the almshouse.
Hey, the truth, the crown prince, as a warrior in the wandering star field, how could he panic like this when he saw blood, and his acting skills were too poor......】
Nether completely forgot that he didn't wear glasses, and subconsciously pushed up his fingertips to the bridge of his nose, cold and cold.
He looked at the sealed door of the palace of the lord of a certain empire, his soul trembled, and he said in his heart: Is there really no need to stop the loss in time?