I can t laugh anymore! The Daguang Expressway traveled three kilometers in five hours, but the femal

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-02-17

February** Dynamic Incentive Plan These days are the peak period for the return of the Spring Festival, and all highways are crowded, especially the Daguang Expressway, which takes five hours to complete the three-kilometer journey. Compared with the congestion on the expressway, the congestion of commuting to work in the city is simply a drop in the bucket, and the entire Daguang Expressway is crowded with vehicles, busy and noisy.

Last night, I drove less than 30 kilometers for more than ten hours, passing through the service area on the way, and wanted to go in to take a break, but sorry, all the rest areas were crowded, and what was even more exaggerated was that there was a long queue of people waiting to enter the lanes outside the service area. There is no way, people can starve, but if the car runs out of gas, it will not be able to move!

These problems are still small, at least it is bearable to be slowly blocked on the road, but people always have physiological needs, male passengers may be okay, you can find a grass to solve, anyway, in this case, you don't need to pay too much attention to etiquette, after all, life can not be lost because of holding urine!

But it is especially embarrassing for female passengers, especially in winter, when they wear thick clothes and are not so easy to be convenient. And women's shy nature, when encountering this situation, would rather hold back than be embarrassed to solve it in front of everyone. The service area can't get in, and it's inconvenient outside, which really makes the female passengers trapped on the highway miserable!

The good thing is that there is always a solution when you encounter a problem. For those who used to run on the highway, the shelter for runaway vehicles at the entrance to the tunnel is a familiar scene. There, a grove of trees became the site of urgent needs for many female passengers, and my wife was no exception.

To be safe, I took out my coat to cover her. However, although her face was preserved, the new coat I bought home for the Chinese New Year was soaked in the rain. Even more unfortunate was the fact that not only was the coat soaked, but at a convenient time, the wife accidentally stepped on a pile of poop. The new shoes bought for a few hundred dollars were scrapped like this. If this happens at home, you can take it back and wash it, but in the case of the car, I'm afraid you can only let the stench permeate. Luckily, there was a pair of shoes in the car, so I had to throw away the damaged ones.

In addition to throwing shoes, there are also people who throw the local chickens brought back from their hometown directly onto the green belt of the highway. The chickens are still alive, probably because the smell is too strong to bear, so they have to be abandoned. Some netizens left messages on the Internet saying that if they want to know whether there is a traffic jam on the highway, they only need to ask these chickens to get the answer.

On the GPRS navigation, there are also messages asking who dropped the chicken on the green belt. To be honest, while this isn't my first time driving home, it's been a weird thing to have on the highway this year. First of all, there is a problem with the navigation area, not only my navigation, but also the navigation of many vehicles. The car was parked in the tunnel, but the map showed that the car was moving non-stop.

What is puzzling is that since entering the Hubei section, there has been a serious traffic jam almost every five kilometers, and each time it takes nearly an hour. It is often said that "coincidences keep coming", but this situation is just too much of a coincidence! Although the map navigation constantly warns of abnormal traffic jams ahead, when the vehicle drove to its destination, it did not notice any accidents or other accidents. The strange thing is that there is no traffic accident ahead, but the vehicle just can't get through!

I spent the whole night in the Hubei section last night, and I was in the Jiangxi section all day today, but I still haven't been able to leave Jiangxi. According to the current speed, it will not be possible to drive out of Jiangxi before midnight tonight. It seems that the hospitable Jiangxi seems to want to entertain all of us who are driving on the highway in Jiangxi!

At the moment, the average speed in the Jiangxi section is less than five kilometers per hour, which is frankly a real collapse. @江西省高速交警, why can't the speed of the car increase even though there are no accidents on the highway? What is the reason for this?

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