Text |Mi Li's mother.
A few years ago, Mi Li flew solo to the Inner Mongolia ski camp.
My son's first trip was far away, and I happily saw him off.
In the evening, I made an appointment with my girlfriend, and during the dinner, several experienced old mothers told me: Don't be too optimistic, the child is still fresh two days ago, and he will not be homesick.
However, I waited until he came home, and I waited for him to get tired of me.
One night, Mi Li forgot to call me directly because he was having too much fun, and I saw him in the life teacher's ** in the group.
He didn't think about me, and he didn't feel any discomfort.
If you really want to say that you don't feel comfortable, but the first night he just went, he called me crying.
begged me to help him, because as soon as he arrived at the hotel, the switch was ruthlessly confiscated by the life teacher, and he asked me if I could come forward for him to come back.
I told him that I don't have this face.
He burst out crying for a moment: Mom, you just tell the teacher that the switch is a necessity for this child's life, and it is as important as medicine, and our parents agree that he will carry it with him.
I flatly rejected him.
He called me several times in a row, begging me to find a way, otherwise, how should he spend his night? How can he live??
I left no room to refuse, Mi Li's father suddenly broke out of fatherly love, empathized, and even wanted to use a "crooked brain" against the "rules", thinking about how to "decently" help his son get back the game console.
I told him not to waste his efforts, and that what is needed for collective life is obedience.
This 1The 85-year-old man argued with me with a white face, saying that I didn't understand the importance of game consoles to men; A lonely boy is so helpless at night, balabala.
I'm afraid this dad will cry first.
As a result, 10 minutes after the middle-aged man stomped his feet anxiously, I saw the ** issued by the teacher in the group, and his son was leisurely playing cards with others in the activity room.
Even without a game console, it only takes 10 minutes, and this little man has found his life every night, and he is alive, and he is not lonely at all.
Subsequently, for several days, I was in the real-time ** sent by the teacher in the group, and I saw various pictures of rice grains playing cards with others at night.
He went for a week, indulged in the "card game" at night, the main business skiing in general, the side business "fighting the landlord" by leaps and bounds, during the Chinese New Year, and the rice grain grandpa, rice grain grandma won a lot (although there is a suspicion of releasing water).
In addition to playing cards, Mi Li's life after training with her roommates at night is even more colorful, and she lives a lively primary school boy's bedroom.
Let's talk about the time Mi Li enjoys the most every day, and when it comes to this, I feel that his pores are shouting for happiness.
Every afternoon after training, we return to the hotel and have an hour's rest before dinner.
During this time, Mi Li and her roommate would go to the restaurant downstairs to buy some fried skewers, buy a bottle of Coke and go back to the room, chatting while eating and drinking.
Mi Li said that this time period is top-notch: no one asks him why he still eats these unhealthy foods before meals; No one disliked how sour the ski socks he threw on the ground were; No one urged him to write his homework and brush up on the papers.
He and his roommate sat by the window with a view of the snow field, chatting about football and games, drinking Coke unscrupulously, chasing and farting, and the smell was similar, and the days were so beautiful that they couldn't be said.
So, he's a homesick person.
This picture is probably also the scene of the dormitory of Mi Li University a few years later, with no time to think about home and mother.
Secondly, even the top students don't have time to study.
Mi Li's roommate was originally a scholar. I brought a lot of test papers and books, and this week, I didn't have time to study, which also made the top student very tormented, and finally stayed up until the end of the day early.
Mi Li "made his own claim" and reported the marshmallow making activity together without him.
After dinner, the two big boys, mingling with a group of little girls, made pink marshmallow tarts, which were also a bit of a mystery.
Roommate Xueba many times**: Otherwise, let's go back to the room, I brought a few original English books and read them together.
As soon as I heard this, the rice grains that I wanted to leave in my heart were completely shameless, and I shouted to others, the competition to make a marshmallow tower, whoever made it short, would dance a "subject three".
As a result, it was obvious that Mi Li and her roommate danced to the teacher's iPad in full view of everyone.
Xueba couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, but Mi Li didn't keep up because of a certain action, and took the initiative to ask for another jump.
Xueba asked him: You were sent by God to punish me.
Mi Li looked at his roommate and smiled silently, there was no way, his roommate had a "handle" in his hand.
I also don't understand why my roommate, Xueba, who has read so many popular science in Chinese and English, believes in the existence of supernatural forces, and is very "afraid of ghosts" in his life.
As soon as he arrived at the hotel, he combined the two beds together and wanted to "share the same bed" with Mi Li.
Mi Li was very puzzled: This, if two men slept together, they would be scolded to death by their mother.
The roommate said, "Don't worry about this, I'm going to sleep next to you, either two beds together, or one bed."
He told Mi Li conclusively: The fire on Mi Li's body is strong, and it is an existence that ghosts don't want to approach.
Mi Li enjoyed this mysterious and unspeakable power in his body, and happily agreed to put the bed together, but the bottom line was that he would not cover the same quilt, otherwise he would be disgusting with two men.
After sleeping with his roommate for a week, he probably felt his energy stronger.
On the first day I went home, as soon as I entered the door, Mi Li took off his hat and asked me to hurry up to see if his forehead was shining. Do you feel that the yang energy is very strong?
I stared at him for a long time and told him that his forehead really didn't shine, but his hair was oily and shiny.
He laughed and told me that he still lived alone, and he hadn't washed his hair for three days, and guess what? No one said it, anyway, he wore a ski cap when he went out, and the coach couldn't smell it.
It's not authentic to smoke the life teacher.
He smiled even more, the children who played cards with him had stinky heads, and in a group of stinky heads, his taste was very light, and the teacher's nose was immune.
A man's independence starts with a stink.
Before going to bed, I asked Mi Li: Did you miss me this week? Are you homesick?
He thought about it seriously: to be honest, I really didn't have time to think about it, time passed too quickly.
I'm hypocritical: then how long will it take for you to miss your mother when you go out?
He replied more seriously: Why don't you have a month, next time you let me try for a month. However, you have to send me farther away, go abroad or something, you have to stay away from you, and in a month, I should miss you.
Cut, man. 
Mi Li's father ran over and asked: Don't you want your mother, do you miss your father?
Mi Li looked troubled: Two men, what do you want to think about? If I really had to choose one to think, I would definitely miss Mom, unless you have my game console, I will miss you and give me a few levels.
Mi Li's father was a little injured, and I was relieved to see him like this.
is still the old saying, raising a child is a farewell after all.
It's also very good, the adaptability of rice grains, the sky is high and he can fly, I hope that one day when I am tired of flying, I can remember to go home and see me.
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