Title Burst! The correspondent witnessed Kobayashi hanging from the window of the company!
See the world (please click to follow, please comment kindly)1Seeing that at the end of November 73, a company of a certain engineering unit was going to carry out the work of retiring from the army, and the instructor nerd was not stunned, so he fed the pig soldier Xiaolin, because he got the news that Xiaolin didn't want to leave.
Kobayashi's situation is like this, he enlisted in the army for 70 years and has been working for 3 years.
It stands to reason that he should be discharged from the army, but his father, who was the branch secretary, was not satisfied, and sent him a letter saying that he joined the party after three years of working as a pig? There is no market than the city, your uncle's son Zhang Xiaobald raised pigs for two years and was promoted to platoon leader, even if you mention a secretary, otherwise I can't raise my head in the village.
Just his father's pressure is counted, coincidentally, maybe it was his father who instigated it, and his object Xiaoyu also took advantage of the excitement and wrote to him saying, If you can't mention it, we'll break up.
It is said that Xiaoyu is also qualified to lose her temper, and Xiaoyu's father is the secretary of the commune.
So this double pressure was so great that Xiao Lin didn't wait for the nerd to talk to him, so he took the initiative to go to the nerd to convey the words of his father and Xiaoyu.
At first, the nerds didn't eat this set: the iron-clad battalion and the flowing soldiers, including me, had to go, but they had to work for a few more years than you.
However, there are many factors that can be mentioned in mention, such as education level and excellent work ability.
Just like you, you feed the pigs to be skinny, staggering, talking empty and wanting to mention cadres, aren't you talking in your dreams in broad daylight? Xiao Lin said that I am not a foolish and unreasonable person, so let's do it, I will retreat to the next best, you let me stay for another year, and you will draw conclusions based on my performance.
The nerd said I don't dare to give you a packing ticket, you want a red heart and two preparations.
Xiao Lin saw that the nerd didn't agree, and suddenly became anxious: You can't look down on me, I'm not alive.
The nerd shouted: Who are you scaring about, my dignified instructor is not scared, get out! Don't be embarrassed in the company.
It's also a coincidence, the nerd is in a hurry, and he shit after roaring, who knows that he didn't have time to wipe his ass after pulling up, so he listened to the direction of the company and made a mess, so he lifted his pants and ran out.
Unexpectedly, when he bumped into the correspondent, the correspondent shouted that something was wrong, and Kobayashi hanged himself from the window of the company headquarters.
The nerd stammered in fright and asked, "Dead ......."He's dead? No.
Thankfully, the hygienist and I caught it in time and unloaded him.
The nerd let out a sigh: ** Can you stop panting when you speak? 2.Nerds are experts in ideological work, and they don't know what to do at this time? I thought to myself, neither left nor right.
If you are used to Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin will dare to kick his nose in the face; If you give him a beating, maybe he will immediately seek death again.
In the end, I had to call Company Commander Zhang who lived in the teaching team to ask for advice.
Company Commander Zhang said that to save people's lives, he would win the seventh-level floating slaughter, and first lock him up for seven days, and remember to confiscate his shoelaces and belts.
24 hours a day.
3.Seven days later, the nerd finally got angry after thinking about it, and had to promise not to let Kobayashi retire.
When Xiao Lin saw that he had caught the nerd, he said that it was not enough to just not let me retire, I still wanted to do it.
The nerd can only promise to promote you as long as you feed the pigs fat and strong.
4.Kobayashi got the nerd's permission, and in addition to sending him a stipend, he also asked his father to mail 2,000 yuan, and contacted the distillery and tofu workshop to buy sake lees and tofu dregs.
And lied that it was given away for nothing by people who supported the army and loved the people.
In addition, Xiaolin was also worried about the lack of nutrition of the pigs, so he opened three acres of wasteland to grow vegetables to feed the pigs.
By the end of 71, Xiao Lin had just fed the pigs so much that he couldn't walk.
5.At this point, the nerd and Company Commander Zhang had nothing to say, so they really promoted Xiao Lin to the secretary general.
Xiaoyu saw that Xiaolin was really promoted, and she didn't make any more trouble, so she married Xiaolin.
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