Yellow storm ceiling, scolding from beginning to end! I really dare to shoot this drama
Do you remember the stuffed animals of your childhood?
Once upon a time, who wasn't a toy to fall asleep?
If your favorite toy suddenly comes to life, how many interesting things will happen?
12 years ago, a movie turned fantasy into reality, and it wasReleased in 2012"Teddy Bear".
JohnWhen he was a child, he made a wish that his toy teddy bear would have lifeBecome a living friendas a way to alleviate his lonely life.
Unexpectedly, the wish came true, and this plush toy named Teddy has accompanied John for more than 20 years, which is the origin of the story of the "Teddy Bear" series of movies.
Of course, in addition to the cute appearance, the teddy bear has nothing to do with childlike fun and innocence, on the contraryHe was very yellow and violent.
Good brothers fly leaves together)
Smoking and drinking, and swearing words are trivial.
It's okay to smoke a little **, open a yin party at every turn, and a happy life shows the "true colors of the British bear".
He lived like this for twenty years, until John reached middle age.
He met his true daughter, and planned to change his life and seriously manage his feelings and life.
Teddy, on the other hand, doesn't like John's girlfriend and messes around with it.
Faced with a new life, and a teddy who represents the past, John needs to make his own choice.
This one breaks the childhood filterRestricted ** fairy tales, as soon as it was released, it won the week's oneNorth American box office championIt has also achieved good results after its introduction to Hong Kong and Japan.
The cost of "Teddy Bear" is only 50 million, and the cumulative global box office exceeds 500 million, as an R-rated comedy, the results are very good.
Three years later,"Teddy Bear 2".Also on the big screen, Teddy and John's undisciplined lives continue.
Teddy in this part has married a hot wife, and the two plan to have a child.
Embarrassingly, Teddy's "cotton body" can't complete the task, so he and John have the idea of a sports star to borrow sperm to have a child.
As a result, Teddy's citizenship and marriage facts were not recognized, and in the end, Teddy and John found a lawyer and decided to rely on a lawsuit to defend their rights.
Teddy Bear 2 contains more dense memes and jokes, and the scale of the topic is larger.
Unfortunately, the final result was not as good as the previous work, but the "Teddy Bear" series still becameA classic in R-rated comedy
On January 11, the teddy bear IP that had been absent for 12 years returned in the form of a drama versionThe total length is 7 episodes, and I like to mention Douban 85 points.
The drama version of "Teddy Bear" isTwo filmsPrequelThe story is set in 1993, when the "living teddy bear" is outdated, John is only 16 years old, and the brothers live with their parents and cousin.
Compared with the previous works of the two films, the degree of pornography in this drama is slightly convergent.
But thanks to the advantage of time, the drama version of "Teddy Bear" accommodates more acute topics.
Including but not limited to:Racial discrimination, homosexuality, female independence, underage sex educationand so on, using the unit drama model, using an independent story in each episode to convey the values of warmth and integrity.
Yes, you read that right, the gags and yellow storms are still there, but the look is heartwarming and comfortable.
On this day, Teddy was at home, and when he was bored, he ran around the house, and he turned out a gun, and he took it to the yard and shot it everywhere, and the bullet exploded his television through the glass.
Teddyton felt guilty, but when Daddy came home to ask, he was busy soothing himself.
In case Teddy gets into trouble again, the family sends him to school where he goes to school with John.
This literally killed Teddy, so he decided to do something bad enough to get the school to expel him - smoke ** at school.
Teddy and John went through layers of introductions, but the last ** dealer they found was a cousin who lived in their own house.
It's a pity that the ** that the two of them painstakingly found was snatched away by the school bully, and the cousin's ** business was also discovered by the father, who planned to drive it away.
In fact, my cousin sells ** just to pay the high tuition, after all, her family is either in prison or mentally ill, which is why she lives in John's house.
Dad seemed to be righteous, but he hid from his mother and cousin to collect rent, and his mother became angry because of this.
As the fuse of this turmoil, Teddy decided to come forward to redeem it.
He took out his treasures from the bank vault and gave his father a reason not to refuse.
That isThe braces used by Sylvester Stallone in the movie "Rocky"., which is a holy object stained with idol saliva for my father.
Dad didn't hesitate to put the braces in his mouth, and couldn't wait to let Stallone's saliva from 1976 have an intimate contact with his lips and teeth.
He no longer wanted to take off this holy relic, and he agreed to let his cousin stay and live without rent.
After a storm, the two brothers and their cousin promised each other that they would never touch drugs again.
It seems that the little hobby of the two in the movie originated in 1993 and has been around for a long time.
In 1993, when "Jurassic Park" was all the rage, John became obsessed with dinosaur movies and asked his cousin to take him to a small shop where he rented videotapes.
However, looking around, the pair found something more attractive than dinosaurs - *videotapes.
*Limited area, all who have been to it say good)
It's a pity that the owner of the store is very conscientious, and the two can't enter the mysterious room, so they have to beg my cousin to bring a ** film to try it, and the request is: "My cousin thinks it's the most disgusting."
The cousin couldn't resist the two of them, so she brought back one for the two"Black and white French".
Press the screening button, and my cousin's selection of "masterpieces" also comes into view.
Four Hundred Blows – a film directed by Truffaut, a leading figure in New Wave cinema).
The expressions of the two brothers gradually changed from anticipation to incomprehension, and finally they were boring, it seems that the cousin is unreliable, and the blockbuster still has to be borrowed by himself.
After spending eight weeks of pocket money, John asked the school god to get two fake ID cards.
16-year-old John was holding a 40-year-old ID card, and the boss only frowned slightly.
When Teddy pulled out Bob Ruth's ID card, the boss was in awe.
Bob Ruth was a well-known picture show host at the time, which can be compared toUncle Neil who teaches painting in "Little Dragon Club".
Bob Ruth and Teddy don't have much in common except for their round heads, but that's not the point. The little brothers successfully entered the forbidden land and took back more than a dozen boxes of "blockbusters".
That night, the two sat in front of the TV again and started ** "XX Hospital".
Unfortunately, the physical health class only lasted a few seconds, and the tape was stuck, and I couldn't take it out if I wanted to, and it was over when the parents came back and found it.
John suggested that the school have a projector of the same model, and the brothers immediately set out to steal it.
At this juncture, after returning home, my mother turned on the TV, and the VCR returned to normal in time.
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Mom just quarreled with Daddy, and now I think Daddy is watching this kind of thing every day.
Thinking back to many years of marriage, maybe my father had already seen something different, and my mother began to worry about this marriage.
Early the next morning, my mother tentatively mentioned last night's movie, and my father watched a comedy action movie last night, so he naturally liked it very much.
Never Look Down, an action comedy film about a truck driver who loves to box).
After a mistake, the sensitive mother's heart was like ashes, and she went to talk to her cousin.
Looking back at Teddy and John, the two brothers, I came home that night to find that the tape was gone, and I was so afraid that I ran away from home.
When the two were eating canned food on a campfire in the wild, their cousin found them.
The cousin said that he had told his mother that the tape was his own, and the two brothers were overjoyed.
Who believes? John was so touched that he promised never to get 19 bans again, and he did.
It wasn't until two years later, with the rise of the internet, that John discovered the new world.
After an afternoon of indiscriminate bombardment, he was admitted to the emergency center.
There were dozens of men in front of him, and it was eight hours before it was his turn to see a doctor.
It seems that the Internet is indeed powerful.
In order to protect everyone's eyes, the above is just a relatively light-hearted and happy clip in the play, and it does not mean that the once top stream of the global yellow storm has completely converged.
In addition to the topic of rubbing the edges, the drama version of "Teddy Bear" still has no less brain.
For example, on Halloween, my cousin and Teddy went out to party and met a famous local professor halfway.
My cousin admired the old professor and was invited to his home.
Teddy is well versed in old men hooking up with young girls, and he can't help but break through the old professor's pretense of being deep.
However, the old professor's real goal is.
I hope you'd better not understand)
Who would have thought that this Professor Sven would be a Furycon?
Before leaving, Teddy uses the professor's authority to ask the professor to promote his cousin to a research assistant.
But the cousin didn't accept it, she didn't take it as an opportunity to climb up, she felt that she could win everything with her talent.
Sister, cow! As a sitcom with sensitive topics, terrifying brains, and countless stalks, the drama version of "Teddy Bear" looks quite like "Spoof House".
And the similarity of the two works is not unreasonable, because of the director of the "Teddy Bear" seriesSeth McFarlane, is also the director and screenwriter of "Family Spoof", and has also participated in the screenwriting of American spoof animations such as "The Simpsons" and "American Dad".
The original "Teddy Bear" movie in 2012 was the director's first film work.
The series was written and directed by him, Teddy starred him, and even the voice acting was done by himself.
Motion capture shooting scene).
This also gives the teddy bear series a distinct McFarlane character, which is both nonsensical and hilarious comedy, but also a tribute or spoof of cultural icons of various eras.
The costumes of the two are from 1992's "Aladdin") In fact, there are many famous R-rated comedies, such as "The Hangover", "One Night Belly", "American Pie" and so on, but most of their orientations make people red-faced, and the topic content is relatively simple. However, R-rated spoof comedies have indeed become less and less in recent years.
The drama version of "Teddy Bear" is just right, most of the topics can be backward compatible with teenagers, and the topics mentioned are not outdated in today's society.
For example, "how to deal with bullying", "what is the real head of the family like", and "career choices for family women", although the content has a distinctly American character, some of the values are still desirable.
Well, having said all that, there must be someone who is ready to watch this drama carefully.
Friendly reminder: The drama version of "Teddy Bear" is very funny, and the content is suitable for all ages, but don't watch it with your family, don't remember.
What do you think about this drama version of "Teddy Bear", or the "Teddy Bear" series, please communicate with me in the comment area.
That's all for today, and we'll see you next time.