A new way has emerged in the new year, and you can lose eight pounds as long as you play a game?
Phantom Beast Palu,AKA "I became the boss's soulmate when I was reborn"., it's really out of the circle lately.
is obviously a shoddy game, but it has become popular all over the world, winning millions of sales, and has also appeared on major hot searches in China, evenSomeone went crazy for seventy-five hours a week, I was fooled around casually when I ate, and then I lost eight pounds directly.
But while playing, the workers sweated profusely:It's not a wonderful journey to another world at all, it's a working life simulator.
In the game, use Poké Balls to catch a kind of elf named Palu in the wild, and they will directly promise to make screws in the factory wholeheartedlyMake the player's territory a veritable tribe with limited responsibilities.
For example, the Palu elf cotton yoyo can not only farm and build real estate wool in peacetime, but also be responsible for being a mutton shield in battle
The velvet fox is a fire-breathing expert like Wuwa, and he is also the canteen master who cooks for all Palu, after all, the tribe has just started, and it must be able to live.
The night owl attribute of the punk lizard who works at night stands out among the day shift players and has become the strongest worker in the minds of players.
See, not only do you need compound talents in reality, but only multi-functional Palu is competitive in the game.
After dividing the different ethnic Paru into various departments,The next thing to look at is the attribute entry of Palu Gelu (the truth version of the resume)., which also clearly reflects their working attitude and work ability.
Some people take a look at the rare selection of workers in a hundred years, and the four entries are all golden positive attributes, speed + diet master + logging leader + craftsman spirit, like the office roll king who only eats white food at noon and quacks all day long.
Some are very in line with the mental state of contemporary workplace people, workaholism + laziness addiction, it is completely "shouting resignation every day, and getting full attendance every month".
And when the label of weak can't help the wind + lazy addiction + bottomless stomach + negativity appeared, everyone realized that it was bad and caught a live crispy college student.
In addition to the fact that each Palu can find a corresponding colleague in the company, the player sees Palu as a "social person" as if he were looking in a mirror.
The one who worked hard to pick the hammer and smiled was a college student who had just been caught and stamped for the internship
And the old employees who have been working for a long time are all looking weak and drained of their souls, and the air is full of grievances from workers.
I don't care if I dismantle the surveillance camera, it's not so easy, it's not easy to break the defense, but a friend of mine may be a little sweaty...
As long as you have worked for a day, you are already dirty
Palu in the game can be infected with the smell of work, and we can't avoid it as a migrant worker in reality.
As we all knowA college student who has just come for an internship and an old fritter who has worked for three years are two different creatures.
The former is still full of hope for life, while the latter only has empty eyes, stiff limbs, and the fantasy of hoping that the universe will collapse, the world**, and the trimaran fleet will rule the earth anytime and anywhere.
Before I saw a game of who is undercover at station b, the rules of the game are by answering questions,In a group of post-00s, find two post-90s mixed in.
As a result, just after two rounds of pitching, the undercover agents were all out. It's not because of the flaws in the questions they answer, it's because of the people who play the game to the viewers in front of the screenThey all perceived the strong class flavor from their slightly wide hair, godless eyes and sophisticated temperament.
After all,Ban Wei'er is like love, even if you cover your mouth, it can come out of your eyes, and you can't hide it if you want to.
Before I went to work, I imagined that I was an office lady who was delicate and elegant, and her clothes were not the same every day, but after I went to work, I found that I was already very tired just to live, and I didn't have the heart to dress at all?
Even if someone gets up an hour early on a whim and paints delicate full makeup, it is only that the face is whiter and the mouth is redderThe tiredness of being slaughtered took over the high ground again.
However, although people are too lazy to dress up, there is one item that many migrant workers can never give up: bags.
Some senior social animals have selected the most suitable bags for the physique of migrant workers, and each of them makes people plant grass fiercely.
The first appearance is the milk tea medium handbag, high-grade texture, large capacity, ** protection at the same time, wear-resistant and dirt-resistant, is a sense of quality that can be touched, the most important thing is that it is very rich in application scenarios, when you are late for work, you can take "just went to pick up takeaway" as an excuse, and imagine yourself as a good child who understands the cleaning aunt when you get off work.
If you don't have too many things at work, you can take a look at the ultra-thin entry paper bag of the same style as a certain Feng, ins style color matching, simple and versatile, the essence of use is that you must be confident when you go, look nervous, and look like you can't catch up if you don't go to send the express delivery is the best expression management.
If you have to take your computer home one day, the retro eco-friendly fiber clutch and the waterproof and thickened office blue square bag are good choices, and the classic color scheme will not go wrong in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Although the bag as a whole has been finalized, it is better than a large capacity, and you can go to the finance department to apply for the company's wool directly.
can play the fish out of flowers, and at first glance it is an old social animal for many years. JustOnce the company was ruled by the check-in machine,But it's not good to do any tricks...
Of course, the unkempt appearance is only the first step in Ban Wei'er's domination of mankindConfusing the boundaries between work and life is its big killer move.
Some people seem to be off work but don't seem to be offBecause after work, the defense will be broken by those conditioned reflexes engraved in the DNA, and he hovers on the verge of social death every day.
Someone quarreled with her husband and was angry, but the kindergarten teacher's occupational disease suddenly attacked, and the sentence "Your little ears don't listen to me", the corners of the opposite mouth are more difficult to suppress than AK.
Someone has someone else's pen no matter where they sign, and it is easy to change the identity from ** to stationery stall owner.
Someone accidentally split her eyeliner, and the designer's instinct made her uncontrollably press "Ctrl+Z" on the keyboard to remedy, and some people walked on the crowded road, but it was as if they had returned to the big playground when the students ran and exercised, and instantly sweated when they said "Let's give it to the teacher".
Passerby: What a big official.
What is the smell of class, it is the bitter taste of the ice American, the sour smell of hearing that some people are on vacation to travel, the smell of inferior rubber in the seat of the shared bicycle, and the smell of sweat that penetrates the mask on the subway in the morning rush hour.
And when it pickles the humble workers deeplyEven Ah Piao had to concede three points.
The cheerful (miserable) little girl who was working overtime halfway was on a whim and wanted to play with personal face recognition effects to relax, but she didn't expect a few more red boxes to suddenly appear on the screen, showing that someone was "1213 years old".
At first, the girl was a little scared, but when she recited the spell "You will teach me this class", the red frame on the screen disappeared in a flash, and even the door that had been opened before was closed again.
Okay, well, or the grievances of the workers are heavier than the ghosts.
As soon as I went crazy, I was ruthless and forgot my feelings
Of course, everyone knows that the best way to get rid of the smell of class is not to go to work, and the phrase "resignation is the best medical beauty" is also a standing truth in the rules of the workplace.
When I don't go to work, my face has improved, my hair has become more, and my whole body is full of energy, and I will never go to the hospital because of crispy skin again.
But most people are still reluctant to have the two jujubes in their hands, so they began to try all kinds of ways to prevent the continuous penetration of Ban Weier.
Someone cut the mat with clothes and banweier, and threw the clothes stained with the gray of work in a fixed cornerThe main thing is to put on and go on a weekday, and avoid it like a femme fatale on Sunday.
Someone found a secret base and went to workAfter being smoked by Ban Wei'er, he sneaked to a place not far from the company to breathe fresh air
Someone has learned the skill of going crazy, and on the surface "good receive", his mind is full of "you have the ability to fire me".Rampant in the workplace with a good mentality of "cheap but not good".
And many more have responded to the madness that has been going on for a yearCrazy is even more magnificent and bold than Ansai's waist drum.
They would go around asking for medical treatments, prescribing medical orders for themselves, and sometimes they were diagnosed with "a handful of fries", sometimes they were diagnosed with "pizza" that could only lie flat, and then they became "complex ingredients" grilled sausages.
If the previous rumor of Zhen Huan was at least a living thing, then now they have completely evolved in the direction of the corpseSurf for ten minutes, then 20 inanimate objects are diagnosed.
They will also deliberately run to Lucy Li's comment area, begging her to record all kinds of self-deprecating voices, listen to a voice like a Meituan takeaway voice pack, and say it"I laughed at myselfThere was a sense of powerlessness to be ridiculed by the authorities.
Under the condition of "no occupational discrimination", they established the dream of "going to the United States to run for election**, changing English to Shandong dialect, and assigning Florida to Rizhao".The Statue of Liberty has also become a migrant worker.
Although some people worry that the self-deprecation of migrant workers is a sign of self-dwarfing, going crazy does not mean that they hate going to work or do not want to make progress, on the contrary, they areUnder pressureUnder the heavy burden, he deconstructs the unsatisfactory life with an active attitude, and gives a little color to the sparse life. After all, it's been crazy for a year, and I haven't seen young people really pick and choose in droves to become the "Beat Generation".
And the reason why the wise saying "instead of the spiritual core of oneself, it is better to go crazy and consume others" has been popular for a year also shows that going crazy can indeed reduce a little bad things and dilute a little bit of the sky-high class flavor.
AbsolutelyHolidays are the best deodorant for Banweier, I believe that now there is only the smell of the New Year left on the body of the workers?