It's the comics that I read first, and then as we all know, the comic week is really too slow! So I watched it directly**, and the writing and plot are very good. The first time I saw the sincere apology in advance and was targeted by the other party everywhere hahaha, but He Lang, a simple straight man, was scared and then fell in love, and blamed Yang Juan for being too honest and soft!
Tags:Online Romance Rush |Game Character Vest |Easy and funny |College Campus Sweet Text.
Author: A Ruan has wine.
Protagonist: He Lang Yang Juan.
[Introduction].
The honest man Yang Juan was entrusted by his current roommate to play a female account in the game and engage in online dating. During the day, she seriously does experiments, and at night she works hard to pretend to be a soft girl. Don't forget to tighten your vest at all times. -The online dating partner in the game wants to see**, he asked his ex-roommate to ask his girlfriend for the name of the store, bought small skirts and wigs online overnight, and took pictures and sent them after changing them. **Accidentally leaked out, a well-known beautiful girl player in the same server hung him as a pangolin in the forum, and posted his big wardrobe and small skirt full of genuine lo skirts**. I don't know that the little skirt is still divided between mountains and righteousness, and the honest man Yang Juan is so ashamed that his face is flushed. -The next day, he received a large box express from his online dating partner, which was stuffed with a brand-new Japanese genuine small skirt with a tag. Most of them are cute ...... that beautiful girl players have posted in their posts
[Excerpt from original text].
It has just officially announced that summer has begun, but the temperature is close to the scorching heat of August.
The sun was shining outside the dormitory, the old wall-mounted air conditioner in the dormitory was whining, Yang Juan was biting on a popsicle, and obediently sat at the desk waiting for Zhuo Lan to go online.
On the computer is the game screen of "Shengshi Long Song OL", the adult girl in the picture has black hair hanging down her waist, wearing a plain white novice outfit, carrying a bone umbrella with a goldfish tail pattern in her hand, with plum blossoms on her forehead, and black tear moles at the corners of her eyes.
The facial features and contours were all pinched by Zhuo Lan himself.
The account is also Zhuolan's.
Zhuo Lan is his current graduate student roommate.
Both of them are now in their second year, but their majors are different.
He listened to the wishes of his family as an undergraduate and chose a science and engineering major with better employment prospects at University A. As he graduated from his senior year, he was admitted to a graduate school in botany across majors.
After graduation, he was the only one of the four people in the undergraduate dormitory who continued to study.
The roommate of the first year of study is still a classmate of the same major, and Chen Jingcheng moved out of school and lived with his girlfriend in the second year of study. Not long after the beds in the dormitory were vacant, the teacher in charge of the dormitory assignment brought in new roommates for him.
The new roommate Zhuo Lan is majoring in uniform, and the reason for changing the dormitory is that he has a discordant relationship with his original roommate.
The teacher asked him to do his homework beforehand, hoping that he would be more tolerant of his new roommate.
On the day Zhuo Lan moved over, in front of him, he filled the entire desk with cosmetics and skin care products, and even said without hesitation: "I'm gay." ”
Yang Juan, who is experienced in this regard, said, "My undergraduate friend is also gay. ”
Zhuo Lan would be mistaken, happily holding his hands and asking, "You want to introduce me to a boyfriend?" ”
Yang Juan's ears were a little red, and he pulled out his hand and said, "He has someone he likes." ”
That's a shame. Not noticing the change in the color of his ears, Zhuo Lan carelessly brushed his newly permed curls, "Missing me must be the thing he regrets the most in his life." After saying that, he couldn't help but touch his new roommate's short hair, which was also curly, and then exclaimed, "Your curly hair is beautiful, hot in **?" ”
Yang Juan tilted his head reservedly, looked at him and said, "Born." ”
Zhuo Lan paused, smiled and reached out to pinch his face, "You are so cute." ”
Yang Juan couldn't dodge it, and his face turned red.
Seeing this, Zhuo Lan's expression was even more surprised, and his fingertips pinched his cheek, "Blushing is also natural?" ”
Yang Juan pursed his lips with a red face, and finally whispered a few words: "It's also natural." ”
He and Zhuo Lan have been roommates for a semester and get along very well.
Zhuo Lan has always played Shengge, and only plays the female number.
He calls his game the big one the eldest daughter, and the small one the second daughter and the third daughter. Sometimes a holiday game launches a good-looking limited look, and the other party will ask him which one looks best.
Yang Juan is the opposite of him, and his daily activities are only three places: the laboratory, the library and the dormitory. I don't play games, I don't chase dramas, I eat three meals a day, and my work and rest time are quite regular.
Two days ago, Zhuo Lan borrowed his mobile phone number to register a new number, and Yang Juan agreed.
Yesterday when he ate in the cafeteria, Zhuo Lan asked him to help him play a new account for a while.
At that time, the other party rushed in in a hurry, and after sitting down opposite him, he slapped the table and scolded: "I suspect that my husband is flirting everywhere behind my back." ”
Zhuo Lan used the demon number to fall in love in the game, Yang Juan knew.
In reality, it is too difficult to find a boyfriend, most of the people who are dating online in the game are just for fun and passing the time, and few people will pay their hearts for the avatar, and Zhuo Lan's demon number plays with peace of mind.
I wanted to ** him in the forum, but I didn't have any evidence in my hand. Zhuo Lan's expression could not hide his anger.
Although Yang Juanren is honest, he is not stupid, "You want to use a new account to get close to him and find evidence from him?" ”
Zhuo Lan nodded, showing a pitiful and dejected expression, "We've both been talking for months. I thought about it, but I still think it's easy to go into battle in person, so-".
He dragged out his tone, and his eyes looked directly at Yang Juan, all without saying anything.
Yang Juan lowered his head, picked beef from the chili peppers on the dinner plate, and honestly confessed: "I don't do deceptive things." ”
The person on the other side of the table didn't say a word, and gave him all the beef on his plate, "Roll the roll-".
Yang Juan lowered his head, and his voice was so small that he almost muttered: "Don't look for me." ”
Zhuo Lan's tail voice rose: "Curly baby? ”
Yang Juan paused slightly, clenched his chopsticks to calm down, and accused in a stumbling tone: "You, you eavesdropped on me and my brother fighting **."
The latter was not ashamed at all, and even squeezed his eyes at him, "What? My brother can call it, but my roommate can't call it? ”
Yang Juan: "....Knowing him for so long, and feeling his soft-eared character in front of acquaintances, Zhuo Lan quickly exchanged a seat in the library for a month, and moved Yang Juan to agree.
In the evening, Yang Juan came back from the laboratory, and Zhuo Lan quickly packed a few G chat records and sent them to him.
It is full of the greasy daily life of himself and his online dating partner, and he asked Yang Juan to watch it twice a night before going to bed, and then apply what he has learned.
Yang Juan read it carefully, and when he encountered a term or abbreviation in the game, he would humbly ask Zhuo Lan for advice.
The latter was very pleased with this.
The dancing girl with the name of "wool roll" on her head stood at the gate of the novice village at this time, and her level was just enough to get out of the novice village. The teleportation array in and out of the village was on the road at the entrance of the village, and from time to time someone came out of the glowing teleportation array and ran quickly past him.
Having been informed of Zhuo Lan's ID and gang in advance, Yang Juan stared at the names that appeared above the heads of those players carefully and carefully.
Two-thirds of the way the popsicle was licked, four or five players walked out of the teleportation array.
Several people were close together, and the names on top of their heads overlapped.
Among them, there was a female musician, the first few words of her name happened to be covered by others, only the word "child" at the end was revealed, and Yang Juan subconsciously took two steps in the direction where she was.
Seeing his movements, those people walked towards him without saying a word.
When they approached, Yang Juan saw clearly that the name on the top of Le Ling's head was "Jingle Bell", not Zhuo Lan's "Yang Liu Si'er". ”
He paused.
Those people had stopped in front of him, and the chat channel that appeared as "Nearby" quickly appeared in fonts.
Nearby] Online dating choose me and I Chaotian: Is Sister Wuji waiting for someone who is waiting for the beacon fire?
Beacon Smoke? There's nothing wrong with Zhuo Lan's gang.
He typed out "Are you talking to me?" and looked left and right before sending, and there seemed to be no one else around.
He deleted the sentence again, leaving a "yes" word, and hit enter to send.
Two lines of words popped up in the channel at the same time, and Yang Juan's reply was half a second slower, and he was squeezed to the bottom.
Nearby] Jingle Bell: Is it my sister-in-law? m.biquge.biz
Nearby] Wool roll: Yes.
Yang Juan was stunned. The others spoke one after another, and quickly pushed Yang Juan's reply up.
Nearby] Online dating choose me I'm super sweet: good sister-in-law!
Nearby] Jingle Bell: Hello sister-in-law!
Nearby] Sniffing Rose: Hello sister-in-law!
Nearby] Sniffing Rose: We'll pick you up.
Yang Juan came back to his senses, and hurriedly lowered his head to type to explain, but when he sent it out, he was half a beat slower than others.
Nearby] Online dating choose me, I'm super sweet: Why did my sister-in-law open a trumpet? Do you want to change to a new class to play?
Nearby] Wool roll: No.
Online dating chose me, I was super sweet and didn't speak again, and directly invited him to form a team.
Yang Juan continued to type——
You recognized the wrong person, I'm not your sister-in-law.
Just as he was about to send, a figure suddenly appeared in the teleportation array in front of him.
Yang Juan paused, and raised his eyes to look at the comer.
A handsome swordsman in a black suit rode up to a few people and looked down at them condescendingly.
The few people in the beacon fire were a little stunned.
Nearby] Online dating choose me I'm super sweet: Brother Lang, it's over so soon?
Nearby] Wolf Walk: I'm quitting.
Several people who were in front of Yang Juan turned sideways one after another, revealing the novice Maihime standing at the back.
The swordsman on his horse lowered his eyes and swept towards Maihime.
Nearby] Wolf Walk: Wife [kiss].
Yang Juan was a little dazed and fell into deep thought.
It is understandable for others to admit the wrong sister-in-law, and it should be unlikely that the person concerned will recognize the wrong wife.
This is Zhuo Lan's online dating partner?
Unexpectedly, Zhuo Lan's trumpet and the other party's development were rapid, and for the sake of safety, he first took his mobile phone and called Zhuo Lan **.
The other party** didn't answer, and the busy sound rang until he hung up.
Yang Juan hesitated to put down his phone.
Nearby] Wool roll: Husband.
The swordsman on horseback held out a hand towards him.
Yang Juan received an invitation to ride a ride initiated by the other party.
He clicked Accept.
Maihime put her hand into the palm of the swordsman's hand, turned over and jumped with strength, and sat lightly into the swordsman's arms, and was affectionately hugged in front of her chest by the other party.
The two added friends to each other, and the other party chatted directly with him privately.
Friends] Wolf Walking: Level Up or Look at the Scenery?
Hearing this, Yang Juan looked at the swordsman on the game screen.
Not sure if it was a delusion, he felt that the other party seemed to be much colder than in the nearby channel.
He frowned incomprehensibly, and began to wonder if he hadn't sent [kiss], so the other party was upset.
He was a little nervous to make up.
Friend] Wool roll: [Kiss].
Friend] Wolf Walk:?
Friend] Wolf Xing: I asked you where you were going, what kind of expressions did you mess with.
Friend] Wool roll: I forgot to send it just now.
Friend] Wolf Walk:?
He and Xinghuazhi have been around for so long, why didn't they find out that the other party was so tendonous.
Buddy] Wool Roll:?
Yang Juan's face was full of confusion.
The wolf spoke half mockingly, half jokingly.
Friend] Wolf Xing: You didn't send it yesterday or the day before yesterday, twice a day, do you have to make it up to me four times now?
Buddy] wool roll: [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [kiss].
Friend] Wolf Walk:?
Leng Buding was a little cute, and he began to look at the dancing girl sitting in his arms, wondering if he had recognized the wrong person.
Xinghuazhi is snorting on weekdays, but it is really not the type he likes.
Suddenly, a female dancer ran angrily from the oblique side.
Nearby] Yang Bao: Husband! Why are you holding other women behind my back! [Anger].
Nearby] Wolf Walk: ?
Nearby] Yang Bao: I'm Zhizhi! [grievance] [grievance] [grievance].
Nearby] Online dating choose me I'm super sweet: ......
Nearby] Jingle Bells: ......
Nearby] Sniffing Rose: ......
Yang Juan: "....Yang Juan didn't speak.
He sat in front of the computer, his face flushed with shame.