Chen Geng is the most legendary general in our party and our army. He has made great achievements on the battlefield, but in private he is an optimistic, bold and funny person. Not only did he dare to make *** jokes, but he also touched the back of his head ......
On the afternoon of August 7, 1925, Deng Yingchao stepped on the Guangzhou wharf with excitement and joy, and she was finally able to meet ***. However, she waited and waited at the dock, and couldn't wait for ***'s figure, so she had no choice but to hire a rickshaw and go to her groom, *'s residence.
That day, the *** in his busy schedule did not dare to slack off at all, after all, Deng Yingchao came to Guangzhou to marry him this time. As soon as he got up, he began to clean up his room, and instructed his secretary Chen Geng to buy two pots of Deng Yingchao's favorite flowers and put them on the windowsill. But it's a pity that because *** work is too busy, I can't pick it up in personhad to hand over the task of picking up the bride to Chen Geng
**handed one** to Chen Geng, and advised: "This is Xiaochao, you must explain to me when you see her, I didn't mean not to go, I really can't leave." Chen Geng took the ** and looked at it, laughed instantly, and said:"My Director Zhou, which museum did you 'steal' this ** from? ”
It turned out that because the time was too long, Deng Yingchao's ** had long been blurred. **Somewhat embarrassed to say:
"This is what she gave me before I went to study in France, although it has been so many years, I can still vaguely see a rough idea from it, which is going to test your eyesight! ”Chen Geng smiled and said, "You still don't worry about my eyesight? I'll leave it to me! After speaking, he took the ** to the Guangzhou wharf. He stood in a slightly higher place, staring wide-eyed and carefully observing each female traveler who came out, until the last passenger left, and did not see Deng Yingchao's figure.
Chen Geng was extremely frustrated, this was the first time he had not completed the task assigned by ***, so how do you make the difference? Chen Geng had an idea, he thought that Deng Yingchao might have rushed to ***'s residence, so he hurriedly rushed back. However, when Chen Geng went back, he saw that the guests in the hall were all looking at the door, and it was obvious that Deng Yingchao had not yet arrived.
Chen Geng knew very well that if everyone lost the bride by themselves, everyone would definitely not let him go, so he planned to attack and defend. He pretended to be okay and shouted: "The bride didn't pick it up, but you can't blame me for this matter, you guys come and judge me, take a look!" As he spoke, he waved the **:"This is the ** of several years ago, Director Zhou also asked me to take it to pick up people, how can I receive it! ”
Chen Geng was "grooming"**, but he didn't expect to turn his head but saw itA delicate girlStanding in the doorway, looking at himself with a smile. He was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he said
"Hello, my name is Chen Geng, I am Director Zhou's guard adjutant, you are Comrade Deng Yingchao, right? Director Zhou really couldn't pull away, so he asked me to pick you up at the dock, but I was too careless to find you. I'm so sorry! ”
Deng Yingchao laughed out loud, and hurriedly said: "Comrade Chen Geng, you can't be blamed for this, after all, after so many years, it's normal for you to not recognize it......."”
On August 8, 1925, ** and Deng Yingchao got married in Guangzhou.
Chen Geng is a first-term student of the Whampoa Military Academy, and many famous generals are his classmates, such as Zuo Quan, Guan Linzheng and so on. No matter who it is, the cheerful Chen Geng can get along well with them. OnlyGuan Linzheng, Chen Geng couldn't get used to him.
Guan Linzheng has always regarded himself as a "model soldier", and he is always arrogant in front of other classmates and does not take anyone in his eyes. Chen Geng couldn't bear it anymore and decided to teach this guy a lesson.
On this day, Chen Geng, Guan Linzheng and others were practicing, and he made a grimace at Guan Linzheng beside him while the instructor was checking on others. He was working hard, with his tongue to the right and his nose to the left, with one eye open and the other closed. After Guan Linzheng saw it, he couldn't help laughing, which also attracted the attention of the instructor.
Kwan Linzheng (front row, second from left).
The instructor came to Guan Linzheng angrily and shouted: "Guan Linzheng is out of the ranks!" "Before he could stand firmly,The instructor slapped him in the face twice, and then shouted: "As a soldier, how can you be hippie and smile during training?" Look at Chen Geng next to you, this is what a Whampoa soldier looks like! ”
Guan Linzheng was a little unconvinced, it was obviously Chen Geng who made him laugh, why was he beaten by the instructor, but Chen Geng was praised instead? When he looked at Chen Geng, everything was clear. It turned out that Chen Geng had recovered as early as after teasing Guan Linzheng, and he looked like a "model soldier".
After the drill, Guan Linzheng said to Chen Geng angrily: "Okay, you Chen Geng, you should be careful for me in the future, don't let me catch your handle!" Chen Geng laughed and said, "Gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, I am waiting for your revenge!" But don't keep me waiting! ”
However, the development of history has miraculously appeared such a coincidence.
Eleven years later, at the end of February 1936, when Chen Geng led the Red First Division to the east to Shanxi, he happened to meet the Kuomintang army led by Guan Linzheng. finally encountered an opportunity to take revenge, how could Guan Linzheng let it go? But what he didn't expect was that he lost to Chen Geng again, and Chen Geng's troops ate up two battalions of troops.
After Chen Geng won the battle, he specially gave him a **:"I'm really sorry, old classmate, I accidentally wiped out your two battalions! ”The other party was so angry with Chen Geng that he couldn't speak.
During the Anti-Japanese War, Chen Geng and Wang Xinting cooperated tacitly at work and cared for each other in life, and the two did not get along like colleagues, but more like family.
At about 9 p.m. on March 15, 1938, Chen Geng led his troops forward. During the march, Chen Geng came to the team from time to time to encourage the soldiers, and after encouragement, he would make jokes about Wang Xinting.
Wang Xinting is highly short-sighted, and he can't see the road ahead clearly without his glasses, and it just so happens that his glasses were lost in a battle not long ago, and he can only grope his way forward in the dark. Just as Wang Xinting was advancing, Chen Geng suddenly came to his side and whispered:"Blind man, beware, we're going downhill! ”
Wang Xinting, who couldn't see the road in front of him clearly, hurriedly squatted down and touched the road in front of him. Wang Xinting stood up and scolded with a smile"You stinky cripple (Chen Geng's leg was injured during the war years, and he limped when he walked, but it was not obvious), walk quickly! ”
Although Chen Geng likes to make jokes about Wang Xinting very much, when he really crosses the river, he will take the initiative to support the other party and say:"Come, come, let me, cripple, lead you blind. ”
On December 27, 1949, Chen Geng led his troops to chase the enemy army, passing through Guangxi during the period. Chen Bojun, deputy commander of the 12th Corps of Siye stationed in Guixian County, Guangxi, and Chen Geng were old comrades-in-arms, so they invited him to a light meal. At this time, Chen Geng's playfulness came up again, and he decided to make a joke on his old friendHe brought a few staff officers to the kitchen before the meal, and then ate all the good dishes carefully prepared by Chen Bojun.
After all the dishes were served, Chen Geng pretended to be disgusted and sarcastically mocked Chen Bojun: "Deputy Commander Chen, you are too stingy, don't you invite me to eat these?" Don't even want to give me something delicious? Chen Bojun looked at the dishes on the table and felt very puzzled, because he instructed the kitchen staff to make some good dishes. So he hurriedly said, "You wait for me, I'll go to the kitchen and have a look." ”
Chen Bojun went to the kitchen to see that he realized that Chen Geng and others had already eaten the good dishes, and he was laughed at angrily"You've all eaten good food, why do you still come to me! ”Chen Geng laughed and said, "Nothing! How could I, a commanding officer, run to the kitchen to eat your food! Not this time. ”
Chen Bojun said: "Okay, okay, this time doesn't count, come again tomorrow, come again tomorrow!" ”
Chen Geng is funny and humorous, and likes to joke very much; But in the army, there is a person who does not smile, no matter whether he encounters happy or unhappy things, he has a strained face, he is ***However, when I met Chen Geng, I also had a feeling of crying and laughing.
In the tense and exciting years of the battlefield to resist US aggression and aid Korea, as the commander of the Volunteer Army, he worked extremely hard. In order to adjust the tense war life and relieve the mental pressure brought by the battlefield, Chen Geng, who was the deputy commander of the Volunteer Army at the time, took the deputy political commissar Gan Siqi and others to the room of *** to play chess as soon as he was free.
Chen Geng knows very well that he usually likes to "regret chess" when playing chess, and he has done it more than once. Regretting chess has helped him win many times, and at the same time he has a lot of happiness, so Chen Geng always has to secretly teach the best opponent "opportunity", to win two losses and one victory.
On this day, ** was playing chess with Gan Siqi, and was about to win the third game, when he suddenly found that there was a "pawn" missing. He instantly understood that it was Chen Geng's "masterpiece", so he shouted: "Chen Geng, let go of your dog paws for me!" ”Immediately pulled out the pawn from Chen Geng's clenched fist.
At this time, the *** stared at the horse on the chessboard, so nervous that he couldn't do it, but at this time Chen Geng shouted: "Horse!" * scolded angrily: "Chen Geng, you dog-headed military advisor, don't remind me!" Chen Geng seemed to deliberately provoke him, and immediately said: "Mr. Peng, why can't you afford to lose!" ”
**How could he hear such words, and in the next second, he pulled Gan Siqi up, pressed Chen Geng on his seat, and said, "Okay, let's have a plate!" Chen Geng didn't know anything about chess, so he was quickly defeated, and hurriedly raised his hand and said: "I surrender, I surrender!" This move also made *** laugh.
The reporter on the side laughed when he saw ***, and was about to step forward to shoot, but he didn't expect ***, who didn't like to take pictures, immediately put away his smile after seeing it, turned his head and left. The reporter had no choice but to complain to Chen Geng:"I've been with Mr. Peng for three days, but he just won't let us take a photo, and I really don't know how to complete the task assigned to me by the organization......”
Chen Geng patted the reporter's shoulder with a smile, and then said, "Leave this matter to me, I have a way for you to complete the task." The reporter added: "It's a difficult thing to see Mr. Peng laughing, so it's best to make him laugh." ”
After eating, Chen Geng pulled several other volunteer army leaders to surround *** and said, "Let's take a group photo and leave a souvenir!" * Seeing that his old comrade-in-arms offered to propose, he had to nod his head in agreement, but no matter what the reporter said, he just refused to laugh.
Seeing that the reporter was a little anxious, Chen Geng said unhurriedly
"One year I was taking a photo shoot in Shanghai, and after taking a photo, it was too blurry, so I asked my boss what was going on? The boss said, what you look like, what you look like. I said, oh, I look very vague! ”
After listening to it, he laughed out loud, and the reporter seized the opportunity to take a picture of Mr. Peng's smiling **.
Chen Geng not only dared to joke with ***, but also dared to say **'s "troubles" in front of everyone.
Chen Geng and ** are both cadets of the Whampoa Military Academy, and when he saw that ** often came alone, he took the initiative to communicate with him. On this day, Chen Geng told a joke to **, which made the other party laugh. Seeing this, Chen Geng said: "That's right, don't be like a little old man at a young age, smile more!" ”After speaking, he also touched the skull of **.
Later, Chen Geng's position reversed, ** was the principal of the Red Army Resistance University, and Chen Geng was just a captain. Despite this, Chen Geng still joked in front of **.
On this day, ** convened a meeting of the captains of each team and asked each captain to set an example and strengthen management. ** Also emphasized:"The captain has to get along with the players, and you can't feel superior just because you're the captain. Chen Geng has done a good job in this regard, let him teach you his experience. ”
Chen Geng first smiled and imparted some experience, and then said:
"At the Whampoa Military Academy back then, the relationship between our officers and soldiers was very harmonious, and everyone should not take the rank too seriously. For example, when our principal Lin was just a young student, I touched his skull, and there was quite a lot of flesh on his skull! ”As soon as Chen Geng's words fell, some people in the team couldn't help laughing, and the tense atmosphere was instantly disintegrated. But the ** on the stage was a little faceless, and immediately ordered: "Okay, okay, dismiss the meeting!" That's it for today! ”
After the meeting ended, a captain who had a good relationship with Chen Geng whispered: "Your joke today is a bit big, will he be angry with you?" Chen Geng waved his hand and said"It's okay, I haven't touched his skull today! ”
However, it is such a pistachio general, but YuHe died of illness on March 16, 1961, at the age of 58.