I was deceived by the young people of today again!
Someone looked through their monthly bills and was surprised to find that they had spent more than 1,000 yuan on health alone.
Okay, well, crying and shouting "I don't want to live anymore", but secretly maintaining my health behind my back, how can I eat hot pot and drink milk tea with peace of mind?
Recently, a "China Health and Wellness Industry Report" shows that young consumers aged 18 to 35 account for 83 of China's health care population7%。
However, after reading everyone's so-called health regimen, I suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and silently rewarded myself with an extra hairy belly ......
In the past, health preservation was the ruling area of the elderly, and going to bed early and getting up early to be in good health was their life motto, and they talked about "cherishing life and staying away from junk food" every day.
But now, completely changed, and since the young man broke into this ruling area, health has embarked on a road of no return.
Their purpose in life is to be undefined people, to raise undefined lives, and to hell with health!
In the middle of the night, they were about to go out to start the nightlife, and the old man advised them to go to bed early to be good for their health, and they replied casually: "I won't eat early, and I will have to sleep when I come back." ”
After speaking, I felt that my knees were cold, and when I looked down and saw that I was wearing torn pants, I slapped my head suddenly, and almost forgot about it.
Xiaohongshu @白眼Master arrived at the bar, and the old friend wanted to add ice cubes to their wine glasses, but they immediately stopped the evil hand, saying slowly and slowly, and listen to me teach you a lesson.
Medical experts have said that beer with ice is good for the liver, whiskey with ice is also good for the liver, and brandy with ice is also good for the liver.
From this it can be concluded that:Eating ice cubes hurts the liver, and if you want to solve its disease, you can add a dose of wolfberry.
So, he quickly took out the wolfberries from his trouser pocket and sprinkled a few in the whiskey.
Xiaohongshu @ Xu Xian Xu Xian listened to the ** of the sky, and wanted to go up and jump, and the old leg remembered his body that was decades ahead of the elderly, and his regret was overflowing.
At this time, the health expert next to him slowly handed over a pair of knee pads, looking at the pair of knee pads, I vaguely heard God's sincere advice: Young people, be fearless, go! Knee pads are always your strongest backing.
At this moment, they understood, immediately put on knee pads, confidently went up to jump the wildest Di, and swore that tonight I, happy only one can walk out of the bar intact.
Go to eat hot pot with friends, think of hot pot on fire, light a pot of chrysanthemum tea after the meal to scare the fire, or have a bottle of "green food" Sprite, if you drink Coke, remember to add some Codonopsis.
Eat two red dates in the middle of the barbecue, and after overeating, two stomach-strengthening tablets, a happy soul and a healthy body fly together.
Little Red Book @ Miss SleepyMilk tea is cold and sweet, which is not good for your health, don't be afraid! Going to ice without sugar is the biggest nirvana.
The family reminded them to stay up late and hurt **, and they suddenly realized, and immediately tore open a ** and put it on, and now stay up late to play with their mobile phones, and they don't have to worry about it anymore.
If you are afraid of hurting your phone, change to a green screensaver, so that your eyes and your phone can continue to be accompanied by red dust, and the host can live a chic life.
Hearing that staying up late hurt their bodies, they were determined to change their past mistakes and walked directly all night, and when the king of Hades came, they had to praise their good health.
What if I'm really sleepy, but I can't sleep? This requires specific problems and specific treatments, such as drinking coffee when you are sleepy and taking melatonin when you can't sleep.
So, when you're sleepy and can't sleep, the advice given by young people is to just mix coffee with melatonin.
Of course, the premise of health preservation cannot be lost at any time, you must remember that coffee should be sugar-free, and melatonin should be taken at 3 o'clock in the morning to ensure that you sleep until you wake up naturally.
Generally, when you wake up in the afternoon, you can also simplify three meals a day to two meals, and take in carbohydrates with one less meal, strengthen health care again, and double the health effect.
It's dangerous! The body was almost raised.
These people maintain their health, "just" spoiling their bodies, lest they be too healthy;
Some people raise their lives, but they waste them together with their wallets, and in the end, they do have their health, but they just support the lives of merchants.
In the past, young people always complained that their parents bought a lot of useless health care products in order to maintain their health, and they couldn't persuade them, and they could not persuade them to detonate a family war at any time.
Young people can't help but criticize that health products are really a big poison that destroys family harmony.
There are young children who are military advisers next to them, and health care products have lost the market for the elderly.
According to official data, the size of China's health care products market will reach 388.4 billion yuan in 2022, a year-on-year increase of 748%。
According to this growth trend, the size of China's health care products market will reach 553.7 billion yuan in 2028.
To support this huge market, it is no longer the elderly, but the post-90s and even post-00s who have become the backbone.
Liver protection tablets, melatonin, heat control tablets, sleep gummies, fish oil, etc. are flooding the market, and merchants are getting more and more involved.
When benchmarking the elderly, if health care products can achieve the function of "prolonging life", the elderly will be thankful, and their wives will be broken over there.
But in the face of young people, their needs are full of bells and whistles, and businesses have to come up with eighteen kinds of martial arts, whitening, hair nourishment, and relieving the fatigue ...... staying up lateAs long as you can name a specific disease, the merchant can concoct it for you.
Bad stomach? Probiotics are worth having; When you are tired and sleepy, take calcium tablets; For eye strain, take some lutein; From time to time, I feel that my body is hollowed out, and Ejiao wolfberry is suitable for you.
It is natural to say that the backache is good, but it is not uncomfortable, that is, it feels uncomfortable, and the business is better to do it.
If you don't make a decision, vitamins are your "daily Huatuo", the body's panacea, and cure all diseases.
In the three years of the epidemic, vitamins have been selling even more, and a certain company has earned 1.2 billion yuan in three years by selling vitamins, with a gross profit of 66%.
Especially in the first year of the epidemic, the sales of vitamins soared 15 times, an increase of more than 1,600%.
Young people's obsession with health preservation has also rejuvenated traditional Chinese medicine, which has been dull for many years.
Zhejiang Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine launched 1The 34 yuan sour plum soup was booked out in a few seconds, and the hospital server was shut down for a time.
I don't know, I thought that the singer went to the hospital for a concert, and grabbed the tickets so fiercely.
Some netizens went to buy sour plum soup and was told that the sour plum soup was gone, but the staff led him to the decoction piece dispensing department and told her that she could catch the raw material package of sour plum soup and go back to boil it herself.
A pack of materials doesn't even charge you 199, only 1976 yuan, one pack can boil several cups of sour plum soup, you think about it, how cheap and cost-effective.
Tong Ren Tang revealed that at most, it can sell 500 material packs a day, and according to this calculation, it earns nearly 10,000 yuan a day.
The Chinese medicine pharmacy also came up with a Chinese medicine version of milk tea, wolfberry latte, and monk fruit American, adding a few flavors of traditional Chinese medicine, and a healthy drink was born.
Holding this cup of milk tea and smelling the strong smell of Chinese herbs all over the room, before you drink it, you feel that you have been purified and instantly become a lot healthier.
Some shops play the gimmick of healthy coffee + health, this kind of drink** is roughly between 30 and 50 yuan, and the drink containing bird's nest even costs 88 yuan.
Last year, there was a 518 yuan cup of "full cup of bird's nest cordyceps milk tea" swept the market.
If you think it's expensive? There is also a lightweight version, which costs only 48 yuan. It's just that when you drink it, bird's nest won't be easy for you to find, and you have to quietly experience the feeling of bird's nest flavor on the tip of your tongue.
Of course, health maintenance doesn't mean that you have to spend money, poor ghosts have their own ways to raise poor ghosts.
Recently, the "Baduanjin" wind blowing on the Internet has even been taught by 16-year-old middle school students.
Poor and lazy, there are also ways to maintain health. "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing" records that there are five tones in the sky, and the sky has five tones, which correspond to the five organs, spleen, lungs, liver, heart and kidneys of the person, so there are five tones**.
Xiaohongshu @小budian didn't expect that Jay Chou's fans had already unconsciously walked at the forefront of health preservation.
The overwhelming health care methods and the longer and longer health bills can't escape one essence:
Today's young people are already a lot of age at a young age, and their 20-year-old and 60-year-old bodies die before they get out of school.
Students from poor families have to work hard for the scores on the paper and find their future in the long sea of books.
Students from well-to-do families are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and compete for competition qualifications and performance scores.
Pressure is equal for all students, but the pressure is different, I have seen a student slap himself because he couldn't do a question, and I have also seen a piano play a wrong note and be punished by his parents for not being able to eat.
When the pressure comes to adults, it is magnified exponentially, the leader blames you for not treating the company as a home, your parents blame you for not having a family, and your partner blames you for only thinking about work and not being at home.
The pressure of work and life is enough for them to drink two pots, and everyone else is staying up late to work overtime, if you don't add it, the job will be gone.
However, it is not that the harder you work, the more promising you are.
A netizen regards the company as his home, turns work into life, works diligently for a long time, and finally gets the opportunity to be promoted, and his mother's ** fee is finally settled.
As a result, only half a year later, the company laid off half of the management out of the intention of saving expenses, and as a new director, she bore the brunt of the layoffs.
In the end, she tried her best, but she didn't save her mother on the hospital bed, kneeling in front of her mother's grave, she was still crying, blaming herself for not trying hard enough to save her mother.
There is no excellent luck, no outstanding "specialty", empty talk of "the harder you work, the luckier", an inspirational chicken soup finally became a joke.
And her situation is not an exception, it is the epitome of the pressure of the entire migrant group.
Under the huge pressure of the Korean drama "Doctor Trough", who can not collapse, even if King Kong is not bad, he can't bear it, and self-health has become a lifesaver for young people.
However, everyone knows that the current health care products and health methods are rarely truly beneficial to health due to the lack of national control.
Young people seem to face their physical condition, but in fact, they dare not face their own bodies more than anyone else.
When they were young, they were afraid of the report card, and after the part-time job, they were afraid of the physical examination report, they didn't dare to imagine that once they had a good job, they would rely on their limited salary, how to fill the bottomless pit?
At that time, the health is not good, you can't do anything, and it will affect your mood, so it's better to let yourself live in a "slightly drunk" state.
The Korean drama "Romantic Physique" uses aimless health preservation to find a spiritual sustenance and give yourself a little psychological comfort, life is so bitter, you don't add sugar to you, you add some cyber candy yourself.
However, it is necessary to pay attention to the need to carefully screen the quality of health products, and do not spend money to buy IQ.
Don't go to work, work for the boss and landlord, and work for major businesses after work, and you are a middleman, or an honest one, and you don't make any difference at all, and you give it all.
In the end, he raised his own wallet and raised other people's wallets to be fat in vain.
The most important thing is to seek the right way to maintain health, and don't get more and more "crispy".
Don't go to the end, all the sins you have suffered for your health will be borne by your body, and the years you have been quiet are just your body carrying the weight forward. Wen Xi IV