I've recently started exercising, running to the fridge every day so I can keep my heart rate and appetite balanced.
Other people's money is someone else's, and my money is someone else's, but I haven't found that person else yet.
My phone is a smartphone, but the only stupid thing is that it always runs out of battery when I need it most.
My attitude towards weight was like a bank statement, I chose not to look at it, and quietly chewed on chocolate.
Some people say that money can't buy happiness, but I wonder, has anyone tried to buy happy candy with money?
My fingers are too short, so I keep pressing the wrong keypad and end up sending embarrassing messages. Now I've changed my name to "Hand Cripples".
If one day the earth stands still, I hope it's on a holiday so I can sleep a little longer.
My head is like a toilet seat, always turning up at the critical moment.
I recently learned to cook, and as a result, the kitchen is now my testing ground, the food is my experiment, and my family is my test subjects, who call me a "fearless explorer of taste buds." Hopefully, these sentences will bring you laughter and tears of joy! Funny joke