1.How can I find a lost pin right away?
Answer: Walk barefoot.
2.A chicken, a goose, put it in the refrigerator, the chicken froze to death, but the goose lived, why?
Answer: Penguin.
3.What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in the soil?
Answer: Firecrackers.
4.A full bottle of milk, how can I drink the bottom of the bottle first?
Answer: With a straw.
5.There is a single-plank bridge that bears kilograms, how can a person who weighs kilograms and carries two iron balls weighing kilograms each pass on the bridge
Answer: Juggling the ball.
6.What book has the most faults?
Answer: Medical books.
7.When the fat sister A-Ying stood on the scale, why did the pointer only point?
Answer: The pointer has already turned in a circle.
8.Which race is running backwards?
Answer: Tug of war.
9.Obviously a short-sighted eye, but also a well-known gluttonous boy, put a bunch of books in front of him, and put an apple behind the book, what do you think he will read first?
Answer: Nothing to see.
10.There is a kind of thing that the people who buy know and the people who sell it know, and only the people who use it don't know, what is it?
Answer: Coffin.
11.What are the benefits of black hair?
Answer: Not afraid of tanning.
12.Under what circumstances do people smoke from all their knots?
Answer: Cremation.
13.Why does when a woman wears high heels mean that she wants to get married?
Answer: Because he is slow to run in high heels when he is being chased.
14.There is a coin in Ah Yan's pocket, and if he misses a coin, what else is in his pocket?
Answer: A hole.
15.Xiao Zhao bought a prize ticket and won the first prize, but he went to receive the prize but didn't give it
Answer: It's not the time to claim the prize.
16.There's one thing that you can only hold with your left hand and you can't hold with your right hand, and that's what it is
Answer: Right hand.
17.When skydiving, how can you distinguish between veterans and recruits?
Answer: The recruit has shoe prints on his buttocks.
18.What shoes, you would never wear them to go shopping
Answer: Ice skates.
19.That kind of missile can use an ultra-low speed of kilometers per hour and an altitude of about 2 meters close to the surface of the earth to go straight to the target, and it can also make a sharp turn in the middle
Answer: A missile worn in a car.
20.Why do two tigers fight, they have to fight to the death and never stop
Answer: No one dares to fight.
21.The water of the rivers is in one place (type).
Answer: "Ke", because the word "river" becomes "work" after removing "water", and then adding.
22.What do peasant workers, soldiers, and scientists rely on for food?
Answer: Eat by mouth.
23.When a plane suddenly runs out of fuel while flying in the sky, what will fall first?
Answer: The pointer of the fuel meter.
24.Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?
Answer: Blind.
25.If you remove the first digit of a number, if you remove the last digit, what is the original number?
Answer: Forty-three.
26.Where in China is the cheapest place to get things?
Answer: Guizhou.
27.He said that it would take an hour to take a train from Tianjin to Beijing, and asked where the train would be an hour and minutes after departing from Tianjin
Answer: On the railroad tracks.
28.After the prince kissed Sleeping Beauty, why didn't Sleeping Beauty get up?
Answer: She's in bed.
29.During the grooming inspection, it was clear that the hair was cut, why didn't the instructor believe it?
Answer: Xiucai met Bing, and it is unclear what he is reasonable.
30.Why does a turtle suddenly have one head and two big ?
Answer: Because the turtle is thinking about this question.
31.During the exam, Xiao Guang copied all of Xiao Ming's, why did Xiao Ming get 100 points, but Xiao Guang scored 0 points?
Answer: Because Xiaoguang even copied Xiao Ming's name.
32.What is an eggshell used for?
Answer: Wrap egg whites and yolks.
33.In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he arrives in the house. But he saw a man obediently take off his hat, who was that person?
Answer: Barber.