A few days ago, more than one bubble tea shop co-branded with capybara to launch new products.
The new product is still milk tea, but the outer packaging is very cute.
I heard that it sold like crazy, and the buyer commented: It's unpleasant, but Kapibala is so cute, I choose to forgive.
Kapibara, the transliteration of the English name of capybara, bapybara, this year, it broke the circle.
On a treasure shopping platform, there are capybara toys everywhere.
Capybara plush pillows.
Capybara ornaments.
Capybara night light.
In Sanlitun, Beijing, passers-by encountered a live capybara on the side of the street, and they were so excited that they clicked to take pictures and couldn't walk.
This animal, which looks like an oversized kiwifruit, even has its own "sect" - the Dolphin Gate.
The people who joined the dolphin gate were just buddled by this stupid thing at first. After all, the Internet is full of cute photos of them bathing.
But later, the fans were conquered by the mental state of the capybara: this kind of mental stability, indifference, and casual life, the dolphin ecology that has nothing to do with me in the world, is exactly the model that my generation is pursuing.
Every day, you can see people shouting on the Internet: question the guinea porpoise, become the guinea porpoise, and surpass the guinea porpoise.
Capybara, is it really worth it?
That's right, this pig-like silent and sluggish obese animal will never make you miss it with its unique charm – as long as you know it well enough.
Capybara, a mammal of the family Guinea Pig of the rodent order. Its cousins and cousins are usually small ones, delicate and delicate.
Occasionally, I see a plump person, and the size is also very limited.
The fur is oily and smooth, and the personality is lively and active.
Only the capybara, with the trend of genetic mutation, has developed into five large and three thick, with large shoulders and a round waist, becoming the largest rodent in the world. When it reaches adulthood, it is more than 100 centimeters long, weighs up to more than 60 kilograms, and can average a pound of meat with an average height of one centimeter.
The dolphin is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot.
Despite being fat and strong, and with an amazing physique, the capybara's facial features still follow the family characteristics, with a pair of small ears, small nostrils, and a pair of small eyes on a large face, and the facial features are concentrated and leaning up.
Originally, the face with the eyes above the top would look a little arrogant, but the honest big face and big nose hedged the discomfort caused by the small eyes, and the whole face was full of five words: non-aggressive.
The same words are written on their bucket-shaped bodies and their webbed feet.
Theoretically, you can't count on the ruthlessness of a big round and fat rat with a tail that has degraded away, or the ambition to compete in the jungle.
The fact is that the capybara itself thinks so.
They choose to live near the water, in the tropical rainforest, savanna, swamp, lakeside, collectively camped, a few or dozens of dolphins form a tun'er, daily life is to find a rut, eat, walk, excrete, not busy when bubble bath, life is the main one to nourish.
In the water, they float for a long time, revealing a small piece of the top of their head with facial features, making it easy to observe their surroundings. The rainforest is always full of dangers, they are not nervous, they are as leisurely as security guards patrolling the door of a company, with their own path and rhythm.
Swimming is the best way to escape if they encounter danger, and their fat makes them strong swimmers and divers. Capybaras can hide in aquatic plants for a long time, holding their breath and not moving.
This is "calm and breathless" in the physical sense, obscene development, and they are not ashamed.
When you are tired of swimming, you go ashore to eat, and the rainforest is full of flowers and grass, and you can eat at any time. Capybara is vegetarian and easy to feed, water hyacinth is a big meal, and grass root bark can also be satisfied. Vegetarian meals are difficult to digest, they eat coarse food and pull black.
How can this work, the nutrition is not enough, and the black is not friendly enough to the environment.
The dolphin has to develop an additional gland on the body, and before the black feces are excreted from the body, the poop is deeply processed, so that the poop can not only be eaten again by the excretory, strengthen the absorption of nutrients, and the taste is also very sweet (not).
For good health, capybaras eat coarse grains once a day and fine bran once a day. That's really:
Less meat and more vegetarian meals a day, coarse and sweet, fine and sweet.
The heart is wide and the body is healthy, not a fairy, better than a fairy.
There has always been a legend in the rivers and lakes: every animal loves capybaras, because everyone loves to eat porpoise. It is a wonderful existence of softness and sweetness, and each guinea pig is a moving ice cream truck in the eyes of other animals.
Rumors are refuted, rumors are refuted.
Indeed, we will always be around the capybara, and see small animals of different families and genera, one by one, which is indeed a bit like waiting in line for ...... meal
But when people come out to mix, they don't rely on a piece of, but on the charm of dolphins.
Its charm lies in its innate Buddha nature.
Buddhism avoids greed, hatred, and hatred, and kills, and the daily life principle of capybaras is closely related to "no greed, no hatred, no attachment".
Here's what it looks like calmly.
Here's how happy it looks.
It's like you don't know if it's happy or not.
Large-scale famous scene: two capybaras glaring angrily.
Capybaras don't like competition, but in order to conform to the laws of jungle survival and divide the hierarchy in group life, they occasionally have to be a little tempered and symbolically engage in male competition.
When the male capybara arrives when necessary, he will engage in one-on-one hand-to-hand combat for a short time, and once one of the parties is injured and his physical strength is not good, he will shout and obey.
The defeated side came to the side of the winner's buttocks, solemnly sniffed it, and said seriously, no matter what you say in the future, I would like to hear its "Xiang".
This is the worst act of violence in the life of a male capybara.
The life of a female capybara is a complete love & peace, and her life is completely composed of four things: vegetarianism, swimming and fitness, sunbathing and parenting. When the child is born, she can feed it if she wants to, and when she doesn't want to care, every female capybara in the group with milk will open her mind to other people's children who are waiting to be fed, and maintain the conscience cycle of girls helping girls.
Both male and female dolphins, once they leave the house and face other races, they are a social porpoise.
Mixed society, they are also the posture of living Buddhas.
Small birds can ride on their heads.
Monkeys can ride on their heads.
Ducks can ride on their heads.
Do you think it's bitter in its heart, do you think it's just forced to obey?
It is nothing more than being kind to people, understanding the boredom, exhaustion, curiosity, and kindness of each animal. From crocodiles to insects, they are all equal in its eyes, and if others need it, they can take a ride on themselves. A harmonious society pays attention to helping each other, and there is no need to compete for high and low.
Life is like a play, because of fate, we get together. Why bother to lose your temper over trivial things, and think about it in retrospect.
Good as water, thick dolphin loads.
The scene of the good man being bullied by society did not appear in the capybara. It takes every olive branch equally, and it also achieves a mixed and extremely harmonious circle of friends - the crocodile is polite to it, and the king is close to it.
The husband is indisputable, so the world can not fight with it.
Of course, capybaras also have natural predators, such as leopards.
It dodges a little, but sometimes it can't. Even in a daze, the closer you dodge to the enemy, the closer you get ......
It was eaten.
In the face of the family members who were eaten, the capybara family was calm. If you are alive to enjoy the sun, if you are eaten, you will fall into reincarnation, this world is just a sightseeing trip, and there is no need to be sad at the end of the journey.
This is the wisdom of capybara. They have come to their senses.
All animals in the world love capybaras, and probably humans love capybaras the most.
A little brother abroad took over his grandfather's farm and found out that there were capybaras on the farm, and he was crazy happy. In order to mingle with his favorite baby guinea porks as soon as possible, he and capybaras eat grass together.
Swim together.
Bask in the sun together.
The capybara quickly stuck to it, and the two became good brothers across species.
In Beijing's wildlife park, putting something on the head of the capybara has become a must-see item for tourists. Someone tried to put fruit.
There is also a lack of children to try to put coffee.
Don't say it, you can really let it go.
If a capybara is walking on the road in the city, the people who take pictures with it will be endless and the reception will be endless.
If you go to the Japan Zoo, you will see that the capybaras eating are surrounded by tourists on the inner and outer three floors, and the ears are "kawaii" one after another.
All animals know how good the capybara is, but only humans can see its precious character in its entirety.
Its emotional stability is outrageous, which is an absolute miracle in human society.
Human beings are full of combat power, and in life, if the takeaway brother is five minutes late in delivering the food, the buyer can pull the buyer to quarrel with the outsider.
If the child does not enter the top five in the exam, the parents can cry and collapse directly.
* If the seller sends the wrong product, the buyer can write 800 words of crazy literature in one go.
But capybara is never crazy, he is ridiculously calm. The pelican clamped its head, and it was indifferent.
The monkey scratches its face, and it blinks, indicating that it doesn't matter, that it has nothing to do with me.
Psychologically, this is called a strong sense of self-worth and psychological resilience, which is not a nest, this is a super control of emotions caused by a high degree of self-affirmation.
Compared with human beings who fall into crazy internal friction and self-denial every day, the brilliance of God blooms in Capibala's small eyes.
Every day, someone on the Internet says they want to be a capybara.
I want to have its sense of relaxation, and enter the high-level mentality of "I take pictures when the house is on fire, and I sleep when life is chaotic".
I want to have a good physique that eats and sleeps while standing.
I want to have its honest but not coveted social means, and I want to have its good popularity with hands and eyes, black and white.
What I want to have most is the transcendent realm where it can be alive and can be forgotten by loving and dying, whether it is the new crown, poverty, unemployment, or the world falling apart and the vicissitudes of life, it is not a thing.
Even if you can't have anything, the people of Dolphin Gate say that if you can have the expression and Xi habits of a capybara, and become a slow-paced herbivore youth, it will be a great happiness.
Then you can lie on the bed in such a position, not afraid of tomorrow, with a peaceful face.
You can sit at your desk with such an expression, the environment is narrow, and the heart is vast.
You can face customers with such an attitude, calm and comforting, and mutually beneficial**.
The porpoise gate is gradually growing, and believers like guinea when they are ignorant, understand guinea when they are sensible, and follow guinea when they are mature. Neighbors and relatives should not compare, and the trivial matters of children and grandchildren will be left to him.
People who love capybaras are people with understanding.
If you don't like capybaras, then I would like to be kind to those who are like capybaras.
Their commonalities usually are: low desire for life, lack of food and clothing, lack of self-motivation, slow talking, and seem to be a bit easy to bully.
They are people who don't want to hurt the world and deserve to be cherished.
It's okay if you don't cherish it, they don't care.
But don't offend them. They probably know crocodiles.