1.When I used to work on the construction site, a Sichuan master told me that I was tired of doing things, and I wouldn't be tired after drinking some wine, so one day at noon, my brother bought a bottle and came back to drink, but the master was tired and half dead that day, but my brother slept soundly.
2.Forced to work overtime, the female boss took my ID card and said, "Yikes!".We are the same age!I said, "No, thank you, the leader's kindness, I'd better go home and sleep!."My wife is still waiting for me at home!One day, a colleague asked me, "Do you know why I love to drink coffee?"I said, "I don't know." He said, "Because I found that I couldn't make anything but coffee and instant noodles." ”
3.I have been married for two years, and today I went to the supermarket with my husband and said, "Husband, I want to drink Nutrition Express!".Husband: "That's a lot of money!."I said, "Didn't you just let me spend the money you earned?"Husband: "I earn money to marry a daughter-in-law!."”
4.On June 1st, the kindergarten issued a notice asking parents to participate in the parent-child activities held by the kindergarten, and the nephew of the brother's family came back to hand over the notice to his motherHis mother was puzzled, and the nephew continued, "Daddy is so fat, I'm afraid Dad will go and sit down the slide in our garden." ”
5.My friends all said that the fish-flavored shredded pork I fried today was delicious, and asked me to teach them, and in the end I found some reasons and excuses to prevaricate the past, because the truth of the matter is like this...... drippingI was originally going to fry shredded lettuce and meat, but it was a little light to taste, and put Pixian bean paste ......Taste it lightly again, add salt and ......c~o~！If it's salty, then pour some vinegar......k a o was sour again, so I had to put some sugar ......Who would have thought that it would be sought after when it was served on the table, I like the way these people have never seen the world!
6.A beautiful colleague was dressed very fashionably and wore an ultra-short suspender miniskirt. When the male colleague saw it, he said: "At first glance, you are a girl who can live." The beautiful woman asked happily, "How do you see it?"The two men said, "Look at your dress, how much cloth you have!."”
7.I have a colleague who is allergic to mutton, and his face is swollen when he eats mutton. That's why everyone brings him with them every time they eat skewers. The more swollen the face, the more real the mutton will be.