1.The goddess is sitting next to me today, so excited. While I was eating, the goddess suddenly asked me, "How do you understand the goddess?"
I blurted out without even thinking about it: Goddess?Isn't it just that the scumbag reassures you of it, and the local tyrant puts you on the bed. In an instant, the goddess's face darkened, and she got up and left.
2.I really can't understand my mother's behavior!
I finally had a good night's sleep on the weekend, she woke me up early in the morning, I asked her why she woke me up so early, she said she had milked too much facial cleanser and asked me to help her use the excess!
And even worse, once my mom didn't wake me up and made me late, I asked her why she didn't wake me up, she said my bed was too messy, she didn't see me and thought I was going to school!
3.I was just discussing with my wife where to eat delicious food, and asked: Do you want to bring your daughter with you?
My wife said with certainty: No.
I said, "It's not good for the two of us to go happy without her?"
Wife: In the future, she and her husband will go to eat well, may she take you?
4.The little rabbit found the little pig and kept asking him a lot of strange private questions, but the little pig couldn't answer, and then asked strangely, "Why are you asking me so many ......?"
The little rabbit smiled: "Because I'm a spy rabbit." ”
Little Pig was stunned for a moment and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I ......."I'm ......Zhiwu pig. ”
5.Husband: You see you apply ** all day long, and you can't throw it away in 20 minutes after a piece of dozens of pieces, what a waste!
Wife: You, it takes less than 2 minutes for you to say what happened to you?
6.The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You use one word to describe me. Xiao Lizi replied: Wow!
And then the little plum was chopped...