1.Wontons, try to eat as little as possible.
2.In order to save 200 yuan in moving expenses, I found a few friends to help, and finally spent 500 yuan on inviting friends to dinner.
3.Don't drink water at night before going to bed.
4.People with thick eyebrows have a heavy mind.
5.Buy a house quietly and don't tell anyone else.
6.Women, don't go to pick up takeout in your pajamas.
7.People teach people, but they can't teach;Teaching people once, once is enough.
8.Stay away from girlfriends who work in entertainment venues.
9.When staying in a hotel, try not to choose the first and last rooms in the corridor.
10.No one is better off because they are too sensible.
11.Talking about money is a sign of a person's maturity.
12.Don't pity others casually, soft-heartedness is a disease, and deep love is fatal.
13.When buying alcohol, don't say "give it away".
14.When borrowing money, whoever swears hard will not pay it back.
15.When a group of people chats, listen more to others and less to yourself.
16.Husbands and wives should not be in the same company.
17.People with thick lips, honestly.
18.When you come back from a business trip, you must call your wife in advance.
19.Buy shoes, go to the store and look for those broken size shoes, cheap.
20.When you meet acquaintances in the hospital, always remember: don't ask what people are doing.
21.Don't drink water before going to bed and don't turn on the lights when you sleep.
22.When waiting for the high-speed train, do not use an umbrella when it rains, otherwise the chance of being scorched is very high.
23.The people who teach you to make money are actually not very profitable in this industry, and then want to make your money.
24.People who mix well tell you to eat, and you have to learn to pay.
25.Other people's children can only be praised, no matter how naughty they are, don't discipline them.
26.The rule of the rivers and lakes is that people go to tea and cool, and the tacit understanding ends. Don't ask, you just don't know the rules if you ask.
27.When it comes to buying a house, buying a car, decorating and other things, don't give any advice to others.
28.Take a taxi at night, try not to sit in the co-pilot, especially women.
29.Many times, the person you talk to about interests is more reliable and easier to do things than the person you talk to about feelings.
30.When you sit in the leader's car, you must take the co-pilot.
31.When you're out and about, don't confide in yourself.
32.Don't talk about people behind your back, don't talk about people behind your back, everything doesn't need to be understood, just do your best, you don't have to be likable, you can have a clear conscience. Be yourself, time will prove the rest.
33.Class reunions, you don't need to attend, the people you should contact will always be in touch.
34.If a colleague tells you who has a high salary, don't listen, he wants you to play in the front.
35.A person who hasn't been in touch for a long time suddenly asks you to borrow money, and it is likely that all his friends have been borrowed by him.
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36.Send less moments, hate you, laugh at you, hate you, hate you, hate you, and fear that you are rich.
37.People who really look down on you will not criticize you.
38.Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law don't live together, they understand the truth of fragrance and smell.
39.People who don't post on Moments don't necessarily have no time, they may be having a bad time, or they are having a good time.
40.When asking people to do things, we must first let people see the benefits, not draw cakes.
41.Find a son for big things, and find a daughter for small things.
42.When you buy groceries, you can buy them with your aunt.
43.It is best to leave ** between in-laws without adding WeChat, and keep "tied but not connected".
44.The leader called, don't answer in seconds.
45.If you smell a gas leak, don't turn on the lights.
46.A multi-person drinking party invited by the opposite sex, not going.
47.Avoidance of sex is like hatred, abstinence can prolong life.
48.Don't talk to your co-workers.
49.Companies that have been hiring people for a long time, try not to go.
50.It's useless to talk about feelings, it's practical to talk more about money.
51.The promises made by the boss at the wine table, it's better not to believe it, 90% of them are not true.
52.Take the bus, not the first five rows.
53.If you have just participated in a white event, you will not go to other people's houses, otherwise others will really dislike them.
54.You spend 2,000 yuan to buy a mobile phone for your girlfriend, and your girlfriend doesn't think it's good, but you spend 1,000 yuan to buy a lipstick for her, and she will be very happy.
55.Don't talk to your family about work.
56.Pork that can't be sold, you think it'll stay until the next day, no, they'll grind it and sell it to a bun shop, wonton shop, or wrap it into balls.
57.When you do it right, no one remembers, and when you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.
58.Before entering into a contract or entering into an important transaction, it is important to read and understand the terms of the contract carefully to avoid adverse effects.
59.The people who fall into the well are their own people, the people who see your jokes are not outsiders, and the people who don't want you to be good are the people around you.
60.Engaging in relationships is to eat, drink and have fun, and giving gifts is to do what they like.