Looking back at your and my lives, who is not a veteran of the examination room?"Yellow sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles", not only the armor is pierced, scarred, and the pressure has also become inertia, which is unforgettable. Even when I got old, I "dreamed of juvenile things in the middle of the night", and I was stunned to find that I often faced exams in my dreams, and I always took the most lame subjects. So, in the dream, if I didn't scratch my ears and cheeks, and get upset, I would beat my chest and feet, and finally I woke up in a cold sweat.
When I woke up, my heart was pounding.
Playing tricks on my opponent is an innate subconscious. In his famous book "The Interpretation of Dreams", Freud wrote about "dreaming about exams", which is a common phenomenon and a deformed release of "exam anxiety" when he was a student. Have you dreamed of a great victory in the exam, the title of the gold list, "The spring breeze is proud, and you can see all the Chang'an flowers in one day"?I didn't have it anyway. I dreamed earlier that the exam was in English. I studied Russian in middle school and Japanese in college, and they avoided them during the exam in my dreams, and they didn't let me perform, but I didn't open which pot to mention, and I specialized in weakness (English test). In my dream, I also continued the self-confidence of a teenager, thinking that the old man could easily do it with just three volumes of "New Concept English", and he could do it in a surprise attack in October. As a result, I was entangled in chores every day, distracted by trivial matters, and had no time to take care of it, and was dumbfounded when the test paper was placed in front of me.
After that, my English improved a little, and I changed my dream exam back to Russian. This examiner, subconsciously, is the roundworm in my stomach, the invisible person next to my pillow, and the chip in my mobile phone. It knew that my Russian had been abandoned for a long time, and basically returned it to the teacher, and to Mr. Huang Jiaren, who had a dashing demeanor and a graceful demeanor.
In February, when I returned to my hometown, I had a happy reunion with my old classmates. At the dinner table, Wei Gong Naiming, my hardcore friend in high school, raised a toast and said with a sly smile: "You failed the high school graduation exam, failed the math, and when you made up the exam, I will take the test for you, do you remember?".”
Raising the table and laughing, I laughed too, laughing so much that I burst into tears. I laughed and thought: Is there such a thing?
I really can't remember.
In my first year of high school, I decided to take the liberal arts subject, and mathematics belonged to the science subject, which was not compulsory. I think that my brain is not too smart, my ability is not too strong, like sports, I am good at jumping, javelin, playing a single can be, playing decathlon is not good, therefore, instead of "hurting its ten fingers", it is better to "cut off one of its fingers", I focus on the subjects I need to take the test, and put mathematics aside. It's not completely shelved, and he scored more than 90 points in the sophomore mathematics test, and was praised by the head teacher, Mr. Ding Ying. In the third year of high school, I put it away, but I always passed, otherwise, I wouldn't be impressed.
Besides, the make-up test is a matter of unlucky people, and the invigilators know each other, and it is impossible for Naiming to disguise himself and stage the real and false Monkey King, how can he catch a knife for me?
However, there is another way to cheat: ask the top student in advance**, roll the solution into a paper ball, and find an opportunity to pass it to the examiner with "finger magic skills";Or copy the difficult formula on the dark desktop, and when needed, take a breath and immediately develop;Or enclose a cheat sheet and send a note;And so on and so forth. This is all what I have heard, I am stupid by nature, I have a thief's heart but not a thief's guts, all kinds of farces in the examination room, and I have never made a cameo.
That night, at the hotel where I stayed, I dreamed of an embarrassing exam again. However, this time the dream test is not English, not Russian, not mathematics, but - if I write **, I will say that it is a test of history, or a test of **, and an art test, because of its depth and many plots, it is easy to write brilliantly and fascinatingly, but I am writing a chronicle, so I have to tell the truth - chemistry.
I woke up in a daze, but laughed silently, bitterly. In mathematics, physics and chemistry, I have put chemistry most thoroughly. At that time, I was sitting in the back row of the classroom, the chemistry teacher Zhou Weihua was speaking on stage, and I was secretly rummaging through literary magazines under my desk. Teacher Ding Ying passed by the window and looked at it, I didn't care, Teacher Ding taught Chinese.
During a class quiz, Mr. Zhou walked around the classroom, walked to my desk, stopped, and stared at my papers. I hurriedly lowered my head, clenched my pen, and replied a few words in a presumptuous manner. When Mr. Zhou left, he immediately stopped writing, not lazy, no.
A few years later, I read Kafka's short story "The Exam", in which the protagonist is a servant, and one day when he goes to the hotel, a guest invites him to drink, asks a few questions casually, he can't answer any of them, turns around and wants to leave, the guest stops him and says, "Don't go, this is just an exam, and whoever can't answer these questions will pass the exam." "It's unbelievable that there is such logic in the world!I admire Kafka's philosophy of the absurd. My surname is Bian, and the word "Bian" is often written as "Ka", but unfortunately I am not a Chinese Kafka.
That's right, if there is a subject to be retested in high school, it can only be chemistry. And Naiming is the representative of the chemistry class, no wonder he "the past is not as good as smoke".
Wait, just because Naming is the representative of the chemistry class, even if he wants to stick a knife in both sides, it is impossible for him to act as a gunman for me. Out of buddy righteousness, he took the initiative to help me make up for chemistry, and it was reasonable. In the interval between make-up classes, he said coldly: "I don't understand this, then I won't, just let me make up the exam for you!.""Of course, this is angry words that hate iron but not steel. Exams are something like that, and I have to face it alone.
On that day, I spoke on the phone with Liu Hao, the current principal of my alma mater, to inquire about the preparations for the 80th anniversary of the founding of my alma mater this year. ”
Principal Liu replied: "Okay!."I will definitely accompany you. ”
In those days, I was busy keeping in touch with my long-lost childhood friends, and I couldn't spare it, until I was about to return, so I hurriedly confirmed with Principal Liu: "Tomorrow morning, I will listen to a chemistry class." ”
Principal Liu asked, "Chemistry?."”
I think Principal Liu must have thought that he had misheard, and he guessed that my choice must be Chinese.
Yes, chemistry. ”
Okay, okay, I'll arrange it. ”
After a pause, President Liu added: "Unfortunately, I am going to Shanghai tomorrow and I can't accompany you." ”
At that time, I will be accompanied by vice principals Zhu Hongwen and Yang Chao, and one is a high school classmate Xue Baocai. After a half-century of farewell, the night before last through private and public "search engines", I finally fished him out of the vast sea of people, and that morning I was fortunate to meet, and I couldn't shake hands and then broke up, so I had to ask him, a former science master, to accompany me back to my alma mater and listen to a high school chemistry class.
Classes are arranged in the first (3) year of high school. The teacher's name is Chen Guoqing, with inch hair, gold wire glasses, a dark brown and nearly black checked suit, and a light chestnut reddish turtleneck. The lectures revolve around iron and its compounds, such as the reasonable selection of the path from the reaction raw material to the target product, the detection method of ferric ions and ferric ions in solution, and so on. The blackboard has been upgraded to intelligence, integrating nano touch, liquid crystal display, and computer host, so that the speaker is like a tiger with wings, and the listener is pleasing to the eye. Although I didn't study chemistry hard in middle school, after graduation, chemistry was everywhereThe same is true of life, and the hard core of creation is chemistry;Even writing is inseparable from the perfection of chemistry, which is refined into steel and stone into gold. Haha, "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you won't be afraid to go all over the world." "It is not a passport for science students, and it is natural and inevitable for liberal arts students to be eclectic and broad-minded. Therefore, I Xi some "perceptual" chemistry subtly and without a teacher in my daily life, and I listened to the lecture that day, which was still relaxed and pleasant - this is also the reason why the dream test has never met with chemistry in previous years.
I thought of Mr. Zhou Weihua again. Her lover Ma Xueshen, who teaches junior high school Chinese, is a recognized teacher in the school. Culture, culture, culture, culture, culture. Its text is not a thing;The combination of Chinese teachers and chemistry teachers is a "cultural relationship", which can be called a perfect match. Since Mr. Zhou has such a lover who is "depressed and literate" and has learned as much as the sea, I hope that Aiwu and Wu can understand me as a partial student who values literature and ignores reason.
However, I can't forgive myself, I can't live, and I can't write. This kind of mistake is said to be a failure of the teacher's grace at a small level, and a self-harm to knowledge at a large level. Therefore, in my old age, I chose to return to my alma mater, become a student again, and listen to a chemistry class again, which is not only a belated apology to the former chemistry teacher, but also a repentant remedy for the ignorance and rashness of the teenager.
Bian Yufang).