Although it is an international project, the project will be supervised by the project. Supervisors are sometimes very pit, although they are Africans or Indians, but life is really much more beautiful than us, once there was a supervisor who locked himself in the house and couldn't get out, our colleagues went to rescue him, and found that people eat bread in the morning, bananas, watermelon, milk, and we sometimes get up early and don't necessarily have time to eat, colleagues say that they don't want to supervise that anymore, the gap between life is too big, jump ship as a supervisor.
Buddhist supervisorosborn
This old supervisor I like more is called osborn.,A lot of age to see who is hahaha laughing.,The coolest thing is that no matter who you meet, you never deliberately find fault with the card and ask for money.,No big problem has been.。
An old man who looked at the hair on his head, and every day when he saw him, he saw the hope of passing my engineering section. One weekend I took a security guard out for a walk, unintentionally passing by a hotel, I went in to see the peacock, but I passed by a house, the owner of the house opened the door and it turned out to be Osborn, that kind of accident and surprise, he dragged there and chatted for an hour.
He always likes to preach to meThe water we drink, the air we breatheosbornwithabel(My name is in English.)abelWe are all created by God, although we have different skin colors, but we are all created by God, do you believe in God?
I showed him my arm first and said:"Now we have more or less the same complexion. "Then he pointed to his heart and told him:"I believe here. "I don't know how many things have gone through along the way, before I became a supervisor from a contractor, I especially like his appearance every time hahahaha, we all call him a Buddhist supervisor, and it is also extremely rare in my eyes to feel that I will be very happy to see a supervisor.
After asking for his opinion, I said let me add your ** to my story, he was very happy to take a group photo, and then kept saying:"How am I so dark, how am I so black. "
Maybe the skin tones that have been in Africa for a long time are relatively dark, so I didn't pay attention to it at first, but when I look back, it's really dark and healthy, I saidI've recently made some money writing my stories, and if you can have a book of your own one day, you'll have to buy it.
He said:You must send it to me in English, no, Chinese and English together, I want to use minefacebookand tell them it's my best friend. (Actually, Africans always like to talk about their friends, their best friends, and it's hard to discern the depth of friendship.) ）
He was very cute, because we didn't go back to rest at noon, he sometimes came late in the afternoon, and I needed him to check the scene and found that no one could be found, but suddenly found that people were parking their cars under the trees and resting.
Supervising the little fat manraphael
This supervisor is a little fat man, not tall, junior supervisor. There's a particularly funny thing, usually our day's engineering section (800-19.00) passed only about 10 paragraphs, and it turned out that it was only 9 that morning00, the supervisor rapheal passed 15 paragraphs in an hour, because every time he passed the experimental supervision committee to take samples for testing, so his experimental friend sent a text message to record the day:Thank you for being thereyearsmonthIt succeeded in exhausting me to death.
To tell the truth, sometimes the amusement of the superintendent is also a kind of joy in Africa.
The supervisor of the little fat man Raphael has been saying that he and I have agreed before I return to China, let me take him to China for a trip, his air ticket I will go out for accommodation and return air ticket, and he will take me to Kenya's animal world Masai Mara to play. As a result, I didn't expect one of my repatriations to disrupt all the arrangements. In the end, every time he talked about this, the greeting became as soon as he met"***"This is what we teach them Chinese greetings and jokes, because at first we lied to them and said that this is the meaning of Chinese hello, and then they reacted and it became a joke.
Sometimes the construction site is very boring, the supervisor is a little fat man rapheal, once I met him on the side of the road, I said to him: "Get in the car, get in the car, let's go to the next checkpoint to surprise my colleague Lao Luo." Not only did he get into my thief's car very cooperatively, but he also symbolically covered his face with his bag, so that people could not see it clearly, which was very cute when he thought about it, and he also said to me: "You have too much work, give me so many inspection forms, and carry too much on your back." ”
Taking advantage of the weekend, I wanted to have a good relationship with the superintendent, and went to the church at the instigation of the superintendent. Although I repeatedly explained that I was just curious to visit, the supervisor seemed eager to pull me into the organization. And so it became: I was stupid and listened to them praying in Kiswahili, and the key was that the unyielding supervisor was rare and patient in translating the meaning of every sentence to me in English, beware that I couldn't understand and even wrote it in a notebook, I really hoped that I could be so careful every time I checked my work surface.
However, since we went to church together, it seems that the supervisor has become familiar with me a lot. The next day, the locals were very surprised and asked me one by one if I went to the church, as if I had become their person after going to the church, and it seemed that I had accidentally betrayed the organization, but I still thanked the supervisor for his patient translation, and the church sang and danced to welcome me.
Later, because I was leaving, I started to ** some Kenyan foreign debts, and the little fat rapheal was one of the foreign debts that owed me, and when I came to collect the debts, he originally owed me 1000 local dollars, but I took out a bunch of 20 coins, and I doubted my life.
Favorite girl superintendent Kennedy
The superintendent's name was Kennedy, and when I came, I was always embarrassed, and I lived a life of rework like a dog, and when I got acquainted, he was also a very difficult father.
Every time I watched him talk to his family on the phone, I taunted him a few words: This month's salary has to be paid to my daughter's tuitionBecause his daughter attends an international school, the tuition fee is more than 10,000 yuan a month, which is really pitiful for parents all over the world.
Although I always feel that the supervisor is much more comfortable than our life, but occasionally they are also forced to lie in the car to rest, and life is not easy. Supervisor Kennedy, every time before leaving work, he would ask me about the manual and mechanical configuration, and he took the trouble to write it down in his little book. Once it was dusk again, and he complained to the superintendent Kennedy: Look at you 1800 is going back again, and I still have to do it until 2000, during the day, I was urged by the leader to make progress, I was stuck by you, the workers ran out of water to find you, they wanted to eat to find you when they were hungry, and they went to the toilet and queued up to ask for leave for you.
The worker did something wrong, you scolded yourself for not being good and making yourself angry, if you don't scold him, he will give you a bigger surprise next time, why do you say life is so difficult?The supervisor said: I know, I was like you when I was young, and I also worked as a foreman.
Suddenly there were 10,000 sentences in my heart: Nani ???
1.So I'm a foreman?
2.Why did you make me like a dog all day before you were so young?
Because after I returned to Kenya from China, I brought some mobile phones, sold them myself, and sold a mobile phone for a friend, Apple 6plus, but the supervisors showed great interest, but the cash was too expensive.
Until one chosen night, I received a ** from the big fat man Osborn, the superintendent of the Buddhist structure, but as soon as I heard the voice it was Kennedy, and then he began to complain: "My friend, my brother, I'll do business with you, my mobile phone is "crying" (Swahili word is broken, dead), I can't contact my family today, where are you I coming to you." ”
Then there was a scene where the project manager was the referee next to me, and kept laughing at the supervisor, because usually we need the help of the supervisor, and it is rare for the supervisor to keep begging us for help. Because I was going to receive cash, but he didn't have enough cash, I finally took out his wallet, ID card, and social security card, and finally gave him the mobile phone I sold.
Kung Fu Supervisor:basil
I actually had a good relationship with him, and I sold him a mobile phone, and he paid for the goods twice, which is rare for Africans. One day I went to play with him and found that the place where he lived was much better than ours: there was a living room, a kitchen, a separate bathroom, a refrigerator, a stereo and a TV, and his wife
Friendship supplement contractors are generally not as good as supervisors in all aspects of accommodation, because the cost of supervision can be measured).
I always called him "Kung Fu Kid" because he was very fond of Chinese Kung Fu.
I'm in touch after I return homejohn
Early in the morning, I ran into John, the experiment supervisor, and he asked, "When are you going back?"I said, "Next week." He said, "I will remember you." I said, "You're a good supervisor." The key sentence came, he said, "Give me your QQ." ”
This is probably the spread of Chinese culture to Africa, and we also left WeChat later, we will greet holidays from time to time, and he also played a ** to give me and my family blessings during the New Year.
Funny drawing supervisor
When I was drawing in the office, I met a particularly strange, or obsessive-compulsive supervisor, which was 0001 square concrete, he didn't do it, and there was a lack of drawings on the site waiting for this drawing to be approved, so it would be good to construct. The result is because of this 0001 square, let me redraw, the key is that our printer is broken, and the printer in the town is also broken, so I have to supervise the printing.
The strange superintendent disagreed, saying, "You're wasting our money by printing here." I was so angry that I had to say: "You really have a good head who can make money and save money, I'm leaving Kenya, we are not enemies, I approved the drawings first, there is no need to delay the construction of the front field because of this small problem, if you go to China, you can also find me to play." ”
Then the classic sentence came: "No, no, no, I won't go to China, you will shoot me." ”
Well, there are wonderful supervisors every year, and now there are more and more of them every year.
Later, I slowly got acquainted with the wonderful drawing review supervisor Steve, because I had nothing to do with him to rub the air conditioner, and I also brought him a few snacks.
To my surprise, he didn't know where he heard the news, knowing that I was locked up in a small black room and deported, he introduced it to people he knew, and they all thought it was funny, one day I worked overtime with him to approve 4 pictures, and in order to celebrate, he actually invited me to drink for the first time.
As a result, there was no car, and I couldn't live up to his kindness, helpless, the two walked all the way along the highway to the hotel to drink, and met my acquaintance on the motorcycle halfway, well, got on the motorcycle, the motorcycle drove halfway, went to refuel, and met his acquaintance driving a car, so the experience from hiking - motorcycle - car, opening the supervision of the --- like a beer with two lions.
I will always remember this second-hand supervisor with his mind full of money.
P.S. Ideas in action: Put some readers' messages, whether it's *** or Zhihu or others, and put some of your messages that I think are quite impressive, and put them into the book. If you want to participate, you are welcome to leave your own text in the updated chapter, one day in 2024, maybe you can see it in the book.