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A diner forgot to pull his trouser chain to dine in a restaurant, and was just noticed by an attentive waitress who was embarrassed to say it directly, and after thinking about it for a while, he would say to the diner: "I'm sorry, your 'car door' downstairs is not closed properly!".When the diner heard this, he hurriedly ran downstairs and found that the car door was closed tightly, and when he was about to get angry, the male security guard told him that his pants were not properly pulled. I see, the diners secretly praise the waitress for being smart!When I got upstairs, I smiled and said, "You saw that my 'car door' was not closed, so did you see my 'driver'?"The waitress replied, "The 'driver' didn't see it, but the 'two wheels' were still there!!."”
A group of colleagues drank together, there were many boys and girls, and after three rounds of drinking, Zhang Qiang still forced a few female comrades to drink, and one of the ladies proposed that "Zhang Qiang forced us to drink again, so he took off his pants." At this time, Zhang Qiang stood up and said, "Don't you need me to untie my trouser belt first." Ha ha.......
A construction worker goes to the doctor with severe constipation. The doctor examined it and said, "It's easy, you get on the bed!".Then the doctor took out a wooden stick and slammed the builder's ass with all his might. Grab the builder again and throw it into the toilet!The builder wailed for a long time, and gradually his voice became quieter, and he let out a happy laugh. The satisfied builder stepped out of the toilet and thanked the doctor. The doctor gave the prescription and asked the builder to pick up the medicine. As a result, he received a large bag of toilet paper. The female pharmacist kindly told him: "The doctor wants me to tell you to wipe with toilet paper after going to the toilet in the future, and stop using cement bags!"”
One day, the teacher took the children on an outing. The teacher said, "Children, you all go and pick fruit and come back in 30 minutes, okay?"After 30 minutes, the teacher asked the children what they had picked up: "Xiaohong, what did you pick?""I'm washing apples because I picked them. "Where's Xiaomei?"."I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes. "Where's Amin?"I'm washing cloth shoes because I'm stepping on poop!”
The above is God's reply in this issue.
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