People are inherently dead, but please don t be social death

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-01-19

I'll never forget, there was a computer class in junior high school, at that time I had rhinitis and had a severe cold, I didn't take toilet paper, I was in front of a boy, there was a snot bubble... The man couldn't hold it back at the time, because he was talking to him and he looked at me, ahhhh The toes are gripping again.

One of the big test run eight hundred, the result of the final exhaustion sprint when a boy was blocked on the road, I didn't brake him or dodge, the two of them collided together, but the embarrassment is that my necklace doesn't know how to get entangled with his ring, and I can't untie it or take it off, and I can only go together when I finally report the results, he raised his hand and dragged me over, and the teacher looked at us both as if to say: It's quite flowery [laughing and crying].

When I was in elementary school, I got off the bus and crossed the road, there was a lot of traffic at that time, I crossed the road in a trance, but when I got to the other side of the road, I suddenly found that I seemed to have someone in my hand, and I turned my head to see a little boy from the same school looking at me shyly. . . .

Laughing and crying] I'm sorry to die, I don't even know how I brought him here.

When I was in junior high school, physical education class measured physical fitness or something, anyway, it was a group of several people running laps, and those who were in turn were running, and those who didn't have their turn were watching. It was winter in the Northeast, and I was prone to colds and coughs as soon as it was cold, and when it was my turn to run, I coughed even more, and my stomach may not be very good that day, and I began to fart while coughing. The key is that my own laughter is very low, others didn't react, I was too happy first, and I was even more ruthless, and the whole process was [laughing and crying].

If this is not a social death, then, the group that ran with me had the most popular little handsome guys in our class at the time, which caused this group to attract a lot of attention;The other handsome guy didn't say anything although his personality was too good, but then he probably couldn't stand it, and finally silently accelerated to detour in front of me.

I feel very sorry for him when I think about it, what a handsome little guy, I was almost pickled by me [doge].

I had a cold in junior high school, I had a runny nose, and when I was talking to my classmates, I was talking and sneezing, and a big green lump of slimy snot sprayed on our hands. [laughs and cries].

Buy a breakfast, just waiting, there was a big brother I didn't know behind me and slapped Xiaosheng's ** and added: "Deaf?."", accompanied by a crisp and loud "Smack!".”

A girl in junior high school accidentally buckled her hand on my kun while walking, and she pinched it suspiciously, and we looked at each other without saying anything, this is the only time my kun kun has come into contact with a young woman in 29 years.

The school body test stood up for the long jump, didn't stop the car, and rushed directly to the girl opposite, directly hugging someone's leg, and losing the dead.

Going down the stairs after a high school cleaning, slipping the last few steps and then kneeling perfectly in front of a boy [smiles] stood up and slipped again and almost tripped him.

Help, dead memories suddenly started attacking me.

Once, when I was queuing up to get on the bus, I had my bus card in my hand, and when I stood outside the bus door and raised my hand, I put my hand in my sister's skirt on the front steps.

I once tied my hair on the high-speed train, the rubber band popped out, and landed on the block of the boy next to me, he was still asleep, at that moment I thought a lot, a lot, is it like a madman to the destination, or is it to reach out to take it, once it is found, it is suspected that it is a big **. Thankfully, he woke up two minutes later.

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