The hot comments on Douyin have never disappointed me, and these god replies make people laugh

Mondo Technology Updated on 2024-01-19

One I saw a long time ago.

A: I've always been curious about how to communicate with blind people, gesturing and they can't see, so how do you communicate, write Morse code on the ground?

B: Speak. I remember having one.

A: Some people are born at the end of the line.

B: He died as soon as he was born?[doge]

I've seen one too, and I forgot where I saw it.

Q: Why did you wake up when the spring dream was about to start?

A: Because it involves knowledge blind spots.

A: Yesterday I had a dream in which I dreamed that a family member had passed away.

B: The dream is the opposite, you have a family member who is going to be resurrected.

A: Didn't you say that the J-30 is **, how did I see it?

B: This is the leader, otherwise everyone knows where to fly.

Smoking is bad for health, and it is less than ten years to laugh, so we have to laugh while smoking.

A: What kind of song is this?

B: Same question. A: Thank you.

B: Thank you. Horizontal batch: Wolong and phoenix chicks.

Half an hour later. A: Why isn't this song "Same Question".

B: Why isn't this song "Thank You".

Can walnuts that have been caught by the door still replenish the brain?

Yes, I can make up for the brain [doge] that has been caught in the door

A: Many years later, a young man went to a Japanese restaurant.

The young man said, "Boss, bring me a salmon sashimi."

After a while, the salmon sashimi was brought up.

The young man glanced at it and frowned.

The boss smiled and bowed and said, "Is the dish not satisfied?"”

The young man said suspiciously, "You salmon sashimi can't be from Fukushima, right?"”

How could it be!If it's salmon from nuclear wastewater, please knock it on the head," the boss immediately replied.

Knock Knock Knock!The salmon sashimi on the plate coaxed.

B: Laughing to death, I can't finish it at all.

A: I'm so lonely when I'm alone.

B: If you're lonely, just go to the live broadcast They will call your family and give you a whole job.

A: Men should be self-reliant, what's the next sentence?

B: Men should be self-reliant, and the mirror decal is yellow.

A: Ah, thank you, thank you, I can't answer this question in my test paper.

The last time I saw a question: what is the 1st 3D surround ** you've ever heard?

There is a comment below, throw the handkerchief, hahaha, how did Lao Tzu not think of [doge].

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