Title: "Joyful Brother-in-law".
During the National Day holiday, my girlfriend went to be a bridesmaid.
As a result, he suffered a marriage trouble.
The master of ceremonies told her to swallow the banana in one bite and couldn't bite it off.
It means that the bride and groom have a long-lasting relationship.
A group of hooligans roared around.
Then, I tied a firecracker to the master of ceremonies and lit it:
The artillery battle means that the newlyweds' lives are prosperous.
Laugh again: Don't move, dare to move and I'll kill you.
It is said that where marriage trouble is serious, don't marry.
Because you never know what some people can do in the name of a wedding.
My girlfriend's sister got married, and the man came from a troubled province.
I've long inquired about the fact that their village has a tradition of marriage trouble.
So even though the man's family repeatedly assured me, I still kept an eye on it.
The first half of the wedding was peaceful, until the groom carried the bride out of his mother's house.
When I went downstairs to buy drinks for the children, I heard a male voice say:
The bridesmaid is good, with long legs and a thin waist, so it must be cool to the touch. 」
He has long hair, wears a suit, and has the necklace of [best man] pinned to his chest.
It's the man's person.
The other best man immediately chimed in:
You've got a crush on him?Then I want that. 」
He pointed to the bridesmaids who were following his sister:
This one has a big butt and a big butt that's easy to use. 」
They laughed lewdly: Then I'll find a chance to play with it, and we'll all have a good time. 」
I rushed over and patted the long-haired man on the shoulder: "Do you dare to touch them?"」
My fists were clenched tightly, and if I hadn't been afraid of my sister's marriage, I would have given him some color on the spot.
The long-haired man looked back at me and smiled.
He didn't take me seriously at all, turned around and got into the car.
The wedding car has departed.
I hurried to drive and followed.
The car was parked far away.
When I drove out of the garage, I couldn't see the convoy anymore.
My heart was full of the obscene appearance of a long-haired man with yellow teeth.
I suddenly remembered a news I watched before:
It is said that there are two groomsmen who groped a bridesmaid in the car.
And posted the ** on the Internet.
A girl ** is the opponent of two strong men.
It's useless to resist.
After the incident, the girl suffered from severe depression and committed suicide several times.
When I think about it, I can't help it.
Hurriedly called his girlfriend.
No one answered.
It took a few minutes for her to reply to WeChat and ask me what was wrong.
I said who are you with.
She said that she and her sister and brother-in-law also had a camera and a car.
I put my mind at ease and told her not to walk around when I arrived at the man's house, and I was right behind her.
She was so naïve that she didn't even ask me what happened.
I replied with a cute emoji and said okay.
After driving for more than an hour, I finally arrived in the village.
When I came to the man's house, the bride and groom were serving tea to the man's mother.
What I feared didn't happen, and there was no long-haired man in the crowd.
I breathed a sigh of relief and heard the emcee next to me say in broken Mandarin:
Today, there is a family that has lost its daughter, but there is a man who has got a bride, the bride and the bride, as the name suggests, is the new mother, Zhao Chengcai, you can't forget the old mother if you have a new mother. 」
Zhao Chengcai is the groom's name, and it seems that the two know each other.
That's right, if it weren't for the small hair, who would invite such an embarrassing emcee?
The crowd laughed. My sister frowned, a little unhappy, but still didn't say anything.
At this time, the master of ceremonies didn't know to find a big red plastic flower from **.
Wear flowers and flowers, wear the left to give birth to a boy, wear the right to give birth to a girl, wear the middle to give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus, which side do you want to wear the bride?」
My sister had just stood up, and she was a little confused by this battle.
But her mother-in-law snatched it and put it on her sister's left without saying anything:
Definitely want a boy, isn't it cheaper to have a girl?」
My sister smiled and said, "Mom, in fact, it's the same for boys and girls. 」
Mother-in-law's eyes widened:
What's the same?The boy's surname is Zhao, and he will be our family in the future, if he gives birth to a girl, won't he help someone else raise him?」
The sister was obviously displeased, looked at the brother-in-law, and asked him to speak.
But the brother-in-law avoided his sister's eyes and lowered his head to help her straighten the flowers.
The mother-in-law looked at this scene with a smile on the corner of her mouth and a smug look in her eyes.
Thanks to my girlfriend's previous credit for holding me to watch "The Legend of Zhen Huan", I deciphered the true meaning of her mother-in-law almost in a second:
This flower is a shackle, and the mother-in-law wants to stand up.
In order to suppress the daughter-in-law who has just entered the door.
The elder sister asked her brother-in-law for help, but the brother-in-law barely hesitated for a second and fell to his mother's side.
I heard that my brother-in-law's father left early, and his mother has a strong personality.
Now, it seems, that is indeed the case.
Spread this mother and son.
My sister will have a hard time in the future.
I looked up, looked at my girlfriend, and sighed softly.
At this time, the long-haired man squeezed into the crowd and whispered something in the emcee's ear.
I couldn't hear clearly, but I saw the emcee make an OK gesture to him.
Alarm bells suddenly rang out in my heart.
I saw the master of ceremonies take a bunch of bananas and send one to each bridesmaid
If you want to live a good life, bridesmaids are indispensable. Ladies and gentlemen, what you are holding now is not a banana, but a symbol of happiness for the bride and groom ......」
The girls were holding bananas and looked at each other, not knowing what medicine they were selling in their gourds.
The master of ceremonies also lifted a banana, peeled it, and made a gesture to send it to his mouth: Everyone like me, swallow the banana raw, and never bite it off, so that the happy tree life of the bride and groom can last for a long time. 」
They are all adults, and of course they know how rubbing this action is.
My girlfriend's face turned red on the spot, pinching the banana and wanting to throw it and scruples about ruining my sister's wedding.
I don't know what to do.
The crowd erupted in laughter, and several of the groomsmen whistled.
The sister glared at the brother-in-law, but the brother-in-law just smiled at the scene.
I was just about to stand up to stop it when I heard a scream of Ahhhhhhh
One of the groomsmen was already impatient and pounced on a girl.
He said "I'll help you", but his hand reached for the girl's skirt.
The girlfriend went up to pull it as soon as possible, but she was able to pull the fat pig-like man.
The groomsmen rioted and threw themselves at the girls.
A second later, the long-haired man fell to his knees crying.
Because I kicked him in the crotch.
Then, I grabbed the fat pig by the hair, elbowed him on the waist, and threw him out like garbage when he let go of his hand.
The crowd fell silent in an instant.
The frightened girl cried and hid in the corner, and the girlfriend held her with open hands and comforted softly.
The man's mother had a gloomy face and glared at me: Who are you?Come and meddle in my family's affairs?!」
Before I could speak, my sister responded for me: It's my brother-in-law!」
She seemed to hold her breath and spoke unceremoniously: It's not that it's okay, don't make trouble, how did your family promise us?!」
Yo, this daughter-in-law of yours is amazing. I don't know who screamed in the crowd, and I dare to give you a face before I even pass the door!」
Hearing this, the man's mother's face turned gloomy.
She was already fierce, and now every wrinkle looked fierce.
The dog master of ceremonies was also fanning the flames next to him:
Auntie, your daughter-in-law is so arrogant, you have to manage her success in the future. At that time, if she doesn't let Chengcai go home, Chengcai will definitely not dare to disobey ......I think you're also pitiful, a person who has worked hard to train a talent to become a college student, and just gave it away......」
The long-haired man followed up and said: Don't you want to have a lively time when you get married, how can the tradition passed down by your ancestors not work with him?Auntie, I don't think she doesn't want to be lively, it's that they look down on us countrymen. 」
The tradition of farting you!My sister was also angry, and she rarely burst into foul language, When did our Chinese tradition have one more molesting women?」
She pointed to the group of people: You beasts, don't think that I don't know the dirty thoughts in your stomach!」
The group of hooligans replied, and all kinds of swear words came out one after another.
Enough is enough!The old woman is drinking, a good day, what is the noise?」
Everyone turned off the fire, she glanced at her sister, and her brows were twisted into Sichuan characters: Look at you, is there any bride look?Get married and quarrel with others, and you are not afraid of being laughed at when you say it!」
My sister said, "It depends on what they do!"I want to put up with it too, but how can I endure this kind of thing?」
Why can't you bear it?Why didn't I find out before that you have such a big temper?The old woman spits, The eldest lady in the city is amazing, dare to rush like this now, who will do laundry, cook and serve my son in the future?」
Besides, who doesn't play when they get married?You go and ask these people, who can't get married and have fun?As far as you people in the city are expensive, you can't joke at all?」
Is this a joke?I said, "It's all done!".」
The old woman pushed me and said viciously: What is the matter with you here?Do you know how to respect the old and love the young!」
My sister was so angry that her head was dizzy, she slowly sat on the sofa with her chest covered, and pointed to her brother-in-law: Zhao Chengcai, you tell your mother, how bad this behavior is!」
Zhao Chengcai looked at his sister, then at his mother, and didn't say a word.
Say!Dumb?My sister shook his hand, You speak!」
It's just talking. The old woman sneered, Help your wife educate your mother!」
Zhao Chengcai finally opened Chrysostom: Mom, I definitely can't do this kind of thing. 」
If you can't do it now, you can't say for sure in the future. The dog master of ceremonies said, Auntie, you have also seen it, Chengcai listens to his daughter-in-law more. 」
The marriage was not over, so he listened to his wife. The long-haired man said, "He doesn't look like a man at all." 」
This sentence touched the old woman's nerves again, she pointed to her sister and said, "Do you want to listen to a woman and rebel against me now?."」
Zhao Chengcai hurriedly shook his head.
How did I teach you when you were a child, men should be self-reliant, you are good now, you have become a strict wife, what else is there to do!」
Zhao Chengcai shook off his sister's hand and begged the old woman for mercy: Usually she doesn't ...... like thisOuch, isn't this getting married, why bother with her? 」
And that's not even about when to count?The old woman said, "Your daughter-in-law is making rules with me!"If you don't care about it today, you won't be able to control it in the future!」
Hands-on!Give her a slap in the face and let her know who is the head of the family!」
My sister was stunned, looked up at Zhao Chengcai, and smiled: Are you going to hit me?」
Hit!The dog master of ceremonies said, Can a man still be controlled by his mother-in-law?」
I'm still a college student, I read so many books, and I'm afraid of women!The long-haired man said, "I see you going back the more you live!"」
Hands-on!The old woman shouted, like a madman, This is your daughter-in-law, what are you afraid of!Do it!」
I saw a fierceness surging in Zhao Chengcai's eyes, and I was just about to stop it, but it was too late.
He raised his hand and slapped his sister hard in the face.
Smack!Instantaneously the hand falls and can be heard.
My sister's hair was scattered, and a clear anthurium mark gradually appeared on her fair face.
Zhao Chengcai's hands and voice were trembling.
Can you stop making trouble. He said, "What is this a day of great joy?"」
The further you go, the lower the voice, as if you were summing up.
That's what it looks like. The dog master of ceremonies said, "A man is to stand up to the heavens and the earth." 」
My sister got up and slapped her backhand back.
Then came a slap in the face, another slap in the face.
* Sounds such as firecrackers exploding.
Zhao Chengcai was beaten back vigorously, and finally sat on the ground.
Zhao Chengcai, you bastard, you dare to do it with me!The older sister lifted her skirt, took off her high heels, and slammed it on his head.
The people around hurriedly pulled the rack.
But more men took the opportunity to rub oil.
The long-haired man smiled: * Half of the ass is my brother-in-law's, Zhao Chengcai, I will lend you half of your ass to touch it today. 」
As he spoke, he pounced on my girlfriend.
I'm mad.
Fly kicked him in the waist and kicked him out of the way.
Then he grabbed him by the neck and pressed him to the ground.
Stepping on his face and kicking his dog's head.
He lay on the ground, huddled in a ball, holding his head and begging for mercy.
Soon someone pulled me.
But those little dogs couldn't hold me at all.
I beat that long-haired dog with a cloak and a mouth that foamed at the mouth.
Suddenly, there was a heavy blow to the back of the head.
His eyes are full of gold stars, and his mouth is full of fishy smell.
A grandson attacked me with a wine bottle.
Seeing that I hadn't fallen, he panicked.
Holding up the empty bottle, he looked at me stunned.
Enraged, I grabbed the man by the neck and struck him on the head.
Then he grabbed a bottle of liquor and pointed it at his heavenly spirit cap.
Bang.
The bottle shattered, and the liquor trickled down my hand.
The sting made my wound hurt hotly.
The crumb that had attacked me was lying on the ground, holding his head and wailing.
I turned around and continued to trouble the long-haired man.
I found that although he couldn't stand up after being beaten by me, he was still staring at my girlfriend.
The thief's heart does not die. I was about to go up and beat him up again.
I heard my sister's screams.
It turned out that someone was fishing in troubled waters, taking advantage of the rack, and put his hand into his sister's skirt.
My girlfriend and a bridesmaid hunched over in front of my sister.
There were even people who beat them up for the idea.
A few groping hands were already touching their waists.
I can't wait to chop these dogs' paws with a knife.
Immediately rushed up and dragged the man closest to his sister away.
Then he took two bottles of wine from the table and knocked them open.
Aim at them: Whoever the takes another step, Lao Tzu stabbed you!」
A group of people were stunned by my momentum.
No one dared to step forward anymore.
While protecting my sister and retreating, I whispered, "Call the police." 」
My girlfriend just woke up from a dream.
I only saw this man today. My sister said, "Dead mom Bao Nan, dog thing!".The old lady is going to kill him!」
The blood on my head ran into my eyes, and I shook my head and threw the blood out:
I want to ** too, but it's all their people here, let's find a way to get out first. 」
There is no way. The door was tightly blocked by their men.
This is my family affair, don't meddle in it!The old woman has a gloomy old face, or you're going to end badly. 」
Behind her, a group of dog men looked at me with green eyes.
I was secretly frightened, remembering the news I had seen before about a female college student who had been abducted and fled, and someone from a village helped round it up.
If I hadn't come with me today.
I can't imagine what will happen to these girls.
At this time, the girlfriend burst into tears.
My sister's personality follows her father and is hot.
My girlfriend's personality follows her mother, soft and glutinous.
Usually I am so scared that I can't walk when I see a caterpillar, but now I am scared by the old woman, and I must be scared to death.
I hurriedly comforted her and said: It's okay, it's okay, I'm right next to you, no one can hurt you. 」
She shook her head, grabbed my hand, choked up and said, "Do you hurt?".」
That's when I realized I was covered in wounds.
The white shirt was stuck to his body with blood.
The back of the head that was smashed just now also throbbed.
It doesn't hurt. I said with a smile.
Since you have to be nosy. The old woman said, Then don't blame us for being polite. 」
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside.
A crowd of people poured into the room.
I chuckled inwardly, thinking that this must be a terrible battle.
Gripping the bottle tightly, he secretly made up his mind.
Even *** must not take a step back!
Unexpectedly, the new strong man grabbed the best man and gave him a fat beating.
All of them are nearly two meters tall, and the big slap of the pu fan is slammed up with a burst of wind.
The one who hit me the hardest looked familiar.
Come to think of it, it's my girlfriend's cousin.
I've had dinner with him.
This kid seems to have called all his classmates from his sports school:
This one grabbed someone else's collar and drew a semicircle and threw it out, and he practiced shot put.
This one who grabbed someone else's trouser belt, ran away, and then threw it straight out was a javelin practicer.
This one ...... huddle people togetherBowling?
Does the sports school have this program?
I'm wondering. The guy shouted: Super, catch the ball!」
However, my cousin was too involved in the fight and didn't hear him.
The ball was thrown to the ground.
His face was full of regret, and then he perked himself up: "Do it again." 」
So, dragging the best man's legs, he was in a ball again.
I see, it's playing basketball.
I was dizzying, and soon I heard a tiger roar again:
Who moved my daughter!」
Everyone's movements stagnated, and the crowd automatically split into a path.
Title: "Joyful Brother-in-law".