1, Nie Xiaoqian: "Caichen, don't leave me, didn't you promise me that you will always love me and always be with me?"”
Ning Caichen: "However, I can't afford to buy a house, so I can't marry you!."Nie Xiaoqian: "No, I don't want a house!."”
Ning Caichen: "The cemetery is more expensive!."”
Drink some wine before cooking to make cooking more fragrant.
2. The son knelt in front of the ancestral plaque and prayed, and the son said, "Please ask the ancestors to bless my parents with a long life." ”
The mother was very happy to hear it and praised her son for being very sensible. My mother asked, "Why do you want your parents to live a long life?"”
The son replied: "My parents have lived a long life, and I will have no problem gnawing on the old age." ”
For the sake of the game, we fought.
3. On the entire floor of the company, there is only one public toilet and one door, which is still broken.
As soon as I walked into the toilet, my boss's voice came from the toilet with a broken door: "There are people in this room!".”
I was overjoyed, slowly withdrew, and went again, and sure enough, he shouted again: "There is someone here!".”
When I "stepped on the sixth trip", he suddenly fell silent, but a pair of tiger eyes appeared in the crack of the door, glaring at me viciously: "Boy, you are very idle, just tap dance in the toilet, and let me give you a soundtrack!!."”
I'm sick and still play the game, loyal player.
4. When grandpa is old, he often uses a magnifying glass to read the newspaper. Recently, my son lost his job, and my grandfather was very anxious, so I found a recruitment notice in the newspaper.
Nothing can stop my passion for playing mahjong.
5. A woman asked: Master, I am so beautiful, every Valentine's Day I am pestered by a group of men to give gifts, and it is difficult for me to refuse others, what should I do?
The master silently bowed from the pond and splashed a ladle of water on the woman's head.
The woman was angry and asked, "What does the master mean?"
The master replied: As soon as you take off your makeup, the world will be silent immediately.
Superman, how did you get to heaven.
6. The roommate saves money every day, and goes out to do a few part-time jobs on weekends, never buys and spends money, doesn't smoke or drink, doesn't sing or go shopping, and saves until he graduates from college, and finally scrapes together 20,000 yuan, plus 1.98 million yuan given to him by his father, a total of 2 million to buy a suite in the city center.
Comrade, this is not laundry detergent.
7. The high heels I just bought didn't fit, I worked overtime until eleven o'clock at night, and I stepped on the foot of a handsome guy when I didn't stand firm in the elevator, and the brother squatted down in pain and said, you can see me, my face turned white, and my voice trembled and said, yes!The dude immediately roared, and could see that I was still stomping on me so hard!