My nemesis, swaggering through the market with a pair of twin beauties in his arms.
This bastard must have played too much.
I crept up to hear what they were all about.
But he heard them call him "Dad".
I was shocked: "What are you calling him?!".”
The twins looked back and smiled at me
Oops, isn't this Mom!”
counter terrorist win！”
Not. I took off my headphones and slowly walked to the opposite seat Wang Zhiming.
You're so bad, why do you point a sniper at me wherever I appear!”
It's really interesting, the dish is the dish, and my sister obviously guessed where you came out, okay?
Cut, vegetable, and hard mouth. ”
Wang Zhiming slammed his headphones on the table and walked out of the Internet café with his broken drink.
You wait for me to see how I clean you up tomorrow!”
Oh my God, I'm so scared, I've heard this sentence more than a hundred times this year alone, and I didn't bother to say it when I was a child.
You ask me why I've listened to it so many timesIn fact, it is very simple, Wang Zhiming is my old neighbor, and since I am sensible, his family has lived across the door from my house.
Yunyun, do you want to go shopping?”
The message of a good girlfriend is always so timely, in order to commemorate my 3533rd victory against Wang Zhiming, I will eat more good today.
Go, go, where you are, I'll be there at once. ”
When I was shopping, I didn't forget to describe my skillful operation of abusing Wang Zhiming with my girlfriends.
Yunyun, aren't you afraid that he will retaliate against you?”
I laughed disdainfully several times, and the pancake fruit almost fell out of my mouth.
He took revenge on me?Do you want to unplug my network cable or cut my power supply?Forget it, he has the heart of a thief and doesn't have the guts of a thief!”
That's not for sure. ”
I'm so scared, why don't you go to my side tomorrow and see how that guy continues to beg for mercy?”
Okay, I'll be fine tomorrow morning anyway. ”
However, when it came time to class the next day, I was dumbfounded.
Wang Zhiming actually hugged left and right and brought two peerless beauties to the classroom!
And they also sat in the first row with a smile, what is this not a naked provocation to me?
Little A, what hobbies do you usually have?”
Dad, I love shopping. ”
Shopping, I also like shopping. Wait a while, she will call Wang Zhiming Dad?
I looked at Xiaoqin, and the look of surprise on her face was no less than mine.
Yunyun, do all of them like to play so big?”
The old lady's lungs are going to explode!Okay, you Wang Zhiming, you can't beat me in games, find two actors here to play you and me and bully my mother and womb for 20 years, right!
Xiaoqin, look at it, if I didn't let these two actors personally spend money on behalf of Wang Zhiming, I wouldn't be surnamed Zhao today!”
Just do it, I rolled up my arms and sleeves to turn on the mobile phone recording, walked in front of Wang Zhiming's face, and opened his hand on the shoulders of the beautiful woman.
Wang Zhiming, I can't afford to lose, right, find two people to act, I'll ...... today”
Mom, why are you still so hot-tempered!”
yes, Mom. Qi hurts the liver and is not good for the body. ”
I meow ......Wait a minute, they call me Mom?
Don't scream at you!I don't care how much money Wang Zhiming gave you two to call Dad, but I'm single now!”
Mom, but ......”
I quickly covered her mouth, if this was heard by the students in class for a while, would this lesson still be used?
If you are unlucky, you will stuff your teeth when you drink cold water!
Although I thought I was covering my mouth very quickly, the "Mom" was still heard clearly by the dozen or so classmates who had just entered the door.
Zhao Yunyun, why don't you be a mother for a day, it's amazing. ”
Hey, shouting and playing, they are actors invited by Wang Zhiming. ”
I let go of my hand and straightened the hem of my messy clothes.
Dad, someone said that my mom, why don't you help him say a word?”
This little girl, I want to tear her little mouth!
The classmates suddenly showed a playful look: "Yo, Wang Zhiming." Aren't you having a good fight with Zhao Yunyun on weekdays, why are you here to show your affection when you find an actor, we are very sour!”
Wang Zhiming was anxious: "These two people were not invited by me, they were our freshman sisters, who came to listen." ”
The two beauties were obviously a little anxious: "Mom, Dad doesn't believe us, what should I do!."”
He doesn't believe in you two, so I can trust you twoIf it weren't for the fact that you two are as beautiful as me, I would have kicked you two out a long time ago, believe it or not.
A pair made in heaven, a pair on the ground, congratulations!”
Zhao Yunyun, when did you get married, why didn't you have a wedding wine for us to drink!”
My head is going to blow up, Wang Zhiming, you wait for me, wait until these two beauties are solved, see how I clean you up!
Come out with me. ”
I dragged Wang Zhiming and the two beauties to another classroom where no one was around.
Mom, you have to believe us, we came back on a time machine, we are indeed your daughters!”
The two beauties chatted a lot, probably saying that they came back after twenty years, and it was me and the child of the rival who came to 2023 after participating in an experiment to experience a time machine.
Classmate, I understand that you guys are ** obsessed syndrome, hurry up and go home. There is no time machine in the world!”
Sister, what should I do, my parents don't believe us. ”
The beautiful woman who was called sister thought for a while.
I have a way, we both know the secrets of my parents. ”
Yes, my mother likes to eat pancakes and fruits, and every time she goes shopping, she will secretly buy a pancake fruit, add two sausages, not thin and crispy, and spread sauce on both sides. ”
I laughed out loud: "This is also a secret?".Ask Xiaoqin, our whole class knows this. ”
Mom, I remember you like to put money in the back cover of your phone, and you also save one of each denomination. ”
, how do they know this, I should be the only one who likes a denomination to save one, right?
Wang Zhiming giggled, and then I remembered that he had accidentally opened my phone case and saw the money I had saved. The reason why the two beauties knew about it was because he told them both!
Dad, there has always been a hidden folder with a password in the Xi materials on your computer, which is full of all kinds of Japanese teacher romance action movies that you treasure, and the password is 77521. One time we accidentally opened it, and you scolded us. ”
The smile on Wang Zhiming's face stopped abruptly, I don't have to guess that I know that this kid's password was definitely guessed. And as far as I know, this kid's first love is called Qiqi!
Seeing that we still didn't believe it, the two little beauties glanced at each other.
Parents. One year we discovered your field battle, in the ...... of a suburban park”
Shut up!"It's the first time I've been so synchronized with Wang Zhiming.
I believe you, good boy. ”
I winked at Wang Zhiming.
That, in the future, we will have to take classes in the same teaching building, for the sake of convenience, let's just say that you two are my cousins!”
The big pig's trotters Wang Zhiming has finally relieved his taste now.
Yes, yes, it's inconvenient to call your parents at school, call your sister, brother-in-law. ”
Brother-in-law?I can't wait to beat him to death!When have you been thinking about taking advantage of me?
Ah, no, no, just call me brother. ”
I doubled several more times before carefully taking them back to the classroom.
Yo, a family of four has come to inspect the classroom. Great King Zhao, come, please take a seat. ”
As soon as he entered the door, the famous mouth in the class was the first to surround him.
yes, pass on the experience to us. The brothers have been single for more than 20 years, who is as powerful as your family, and the children are so old before you know it!”
Actually, these two little girls are very beautiful, and I don't feel a loss if I think they are daughters or something. It's just that why does it have to be him Wang Zhiming to be a father, God can't see that this man is slow to react, a Xi scumbag, and has low emotional intelligence, except that he is a little handsome, he has almost no advantages?
I really don't have a big word!
These two are my cousins, and you don't open your eyes to see what our beautiful billet genes can have to do with him Wang Zhiming!”
Originally, I had already broken up the relationship with one sentence, but damn Wang Zhiming actually remembered his manly dignity at this time!
What's wrong with genes, I can't get third in the school grass competition. Zhao Yunyun, you can't even get into the school flower ranking to say this, can't you be jealous of me, right?”
Really, if it weren't for the murder and the law, I would have strangled him three times to relieve his anger.
As soon as he talked about the school grass competition, the enthusiasm of the students was even higher, and he insisted on stuffing Wang Zhiming next to "my two children" to compare who had a higher appearance.
Wang Zhiming, these two cousins of Zhao Yunyun really look like you, you don't really have any relationship, right?”
Two beauties, what are your names? ”
In order to make the students change the topic, I even wanted to expose myself and give them a big melon to eat.
My name is Wang Qini. ”
My name is Wang Qipeng. ”
Snipe, squirt?”
I can't think of any hardcore CS fan who would give their kids such a hilarious name.
No, I'm not a die-hard fan tooIf I hadn't been stupid when I wasn't pregnant, how could I have such a mentally retarded name, they are definitely not my daughters, well, definitely not.
Yunyun, aren't you both CS fans, I'm afraid it's not really ......”
Xiaoqin!"Suddenly my eyes widened like brass bells, and I shot a fierce light like lightning, and my ears were erected like antennas, and I listened to all the same sounds. Fortunately, no one else heard what Xiaoqin said. Otherwise, we have to force the two of us to go to the cave room and do the thing well.
The old professor slowly came to the podium and talked about today's knowledge points. I don't know if it's because he suddenly has two more daughters, or because he talks too boring. I didn't listen to anything for the whole class, just thinking about how to escape the clutches of **.
Bell ......As soon as class ended, I pulled my two cousins out of the chaotic classroom and into my favorite quiet place, the Internet café.
Boss, open three machines for us, and we have to sit together. ”
The boss glanced down the hall.
There's no place, but there are four people in the booth, do you want to go?”
On making money, the boss and I serve you, three people recommend four people in the card room. But in order to stay away from the hustle and bustle, gritted her teeth, the old lady endured it!
Yes, open it for me. ”
Wait a minute, add me one. ”
As soon as I took out the money, Wang Zhiming appeared behind me with four cups of milk tea.
Although, on weekdays, I look at Wang Zhiming very unpleasantly, and I always dislike him for dragging me back when playing games. But at this juncture, I see him as much more pleasing to the eye.
Boss, we have one more person in the four-person card room, you won't charge me more, right?”
Seeing that the plan of three people to play and collect money from four people was ruined, the boss's face turned green.
No, it's a four-person card room. Seeing that you are missing one person just now, I was thinking about whether I should give you some food to pay for the Internet bill. ”
I've been to this Internet café so many times, I've never seen you give me a bag of food, profiteer!
Forget it, I don't bother to pay attention to her, so I'll take my two cousins to sit down and play two rounds first, but today there are two more oil bottles, and I don't know if my old Rush B tactics will work.
Turn on the computer, the two little girls are extremely skillful, and even I hallucinated at one point, thinking that they were undercover agents sent by the game company to find out the truth.
Mom, you taught me how to use the scope at the beginning, this blind sniper, I can use it proficiently. ”
After Wang Qi finished sniping, he directly took out a marker pen and took advantage of the fact that there was no one around. Open the mirror, draw dots with a black pen, and close the mirror in one go.
Looking at the black dots on the screen, I called the insider. Now I kind of believe that they are my daughters.,Isn't this drawing point my favorite trick when I first started playing!
Newbies, it's okay, just have fun. ”
Saying this, in fact, in my heart I have already retreated, I can't even be blind snipers, it seems that they can't play, and today I can't avoid the fate of being beaten by the opposite group.
Wang Zhiming was energetic when he saw this scene.
It's okay, I'll take you, you don't know, as soon as my troll gets started, he will kill three or five people in front of him casually. ”
If I hadn't seen him make a seven-in-a-row human stroke with a troll, I would have almost believed him.
I don't know if I don't fight, and I'm scared when I hit it. Fifty kills one death, forty kills two deaths. The marksmanship of these two little girls is actually on par with mine, and what is even worse is that they actually implement my tactics throughout the text, that is, they quickly jumped out when the stupid Wang Zhiming rushed out and was shot in the head, and defeated the enemy by surprise.
Originally, I jumped out with it, and no matter how fast I was, I could only kill two. But now that we have three people, we can help Wang Zhiming avenge in minutes, and we can also earn several heads, which is really happy.
The four of us played for three or four hours in a row, and although we were a little tired, we were so happy!
Let's go, I'll invite you to visit the night market. ”
Mom, I don't want to eat pancakes. ”
Wang Qi shook his head again and again.
Damn, how can this little girl know what I want to eat at once? Forget it, they all helped me get ranked, and I still generously invited them to a good meal once.
If you don't eat it, let's go eat mushroom hot pot!A new Yunnan hot pot restaurant has opened next to the school, so let's not get drunk today. ”
Before the door of the Internet café was out, a man in a suit and leather shoes came over.
Ma'am, is it convenient to chat?”
What are you looking for me?”
Legend has it that there are a lot of human traffickers near the university town, so can't he be one of them?
I'm from Team Li Kui, and I'm currently looking for a good seeded player in your country, so I'm ......”
You're going to sign me, aren't you?”
My little heart is beating, it's happy!Mom, your daughter is out of business, and she has an annual salary of one million before she leaves college, and she is still a knife music!
No, for the latest 4v4 match, we'd like to send your entire squad away!”
As soon as I heard that I was going to fight side by side with Wang Zhiming, my beautiful head shook automatically.
Team up with him, I said, friend, don't you see how bad he is, if he doesn't ......”
The man in the suit took out his phone, and I saw that it was the picture of us playing the game just now.
Your tactics are outstanding, and the gentleman has a knack for dodging, and he always attracts most of the firepower when he rushes forward, ...... the team”
I stretched out my hand to stop and let me cooperate with my old enemy?I don't want an annual salary of one million!
We're hungry, think about it. ”
Wang Qi looked at us: "Let's eat, we are all starving to death." ”
The man in the suit didn't give up, and when we turned to go out, he forced a card into my hand.
Madam, please think about it, and if you agree, hit this**, and we'll talk about the details. ”
When the four of us arrived at the hot pot restaurant, the two sisters had already begun to figure out what to eat, but I was still immersed in the hesitation of whether to join the queue.
For a moment, I seemed to see a trace of loneliness on Wang Zhiming's face. But when I turned his head, all that was left on his face was the usual smile.
Do you still want to do something about the team?Don't think about it, people came to you just to liven up the atmosphere. Haven't you ever heard that when you have to add a loach to the long-distance fish transport, the role of the loach is to ......”
I knew he wasn't going to stop, so I pinched his mouth, and I was such a nice guy.
Hot pots were served one after another, and the table was full of ingredients I didn't recognize, except for lamb rolls, vegetable platters, and a handful of hairy tripe.
Wow, this mushroom is delicious. ”
This slice of meat is also good. ”
The two little girls ate very happily, but I had no appetite, so I just clamped half a plate of noodles in front of me into a small pot, and put half a plate of green mushrooms next to it.
Wang Zhiming quickly snatched my remaining half of the plate of noodles and mushrooms and poured them into his small pot.
You're too wasteful to eat, eat half and throw half. ”
Didn't I eat well?If you want to eat, you can't say it directly, man, really.
After the meal, the two little sisters packed up their things and slowly walked out of the restaurant, and I took out my wallet to settle the bill.
Go to the clan, I'm going to join the army next year, I can't help you. ”
When I turned around, I only saw Wang Zhiming's figure leaving in a hurry.
Hearing him say that, I felt sick all over. Although I played the game well, he played the game badly. But the man in the suit is definitely not an idle person, and the tactical strategy he talks about may really be the essence of our victory.
Without Wang Zhiming in the future, I am really not sure if my career will be so smooth......
Sss
The sudden pain made me forget about going to the team and just wanted to go to the toilet to solve it.
Yunyun, did you eat something unclean outside? I heard that some time ago, the Market Supervision Department came down to inspect and found that several restaurants near our school were not clean. ”
I didn't take those checks to heart, as the saying goes, you can't walk by the river without getting your shoes wet. It's not common to eat and have diarrhea, wouldn't it be nice to go to the toilet?
However, things did not turn out as I imagined, abdominal pain, diarrhea, swings, and fever. A series of *** told me that this diarrhea may not be so simple.
I took out two antidiarrheal pills and stuffed them into my mouth, and took a big sip of water, hoping that I could fall asleep quickly, and then I could comfortably abuse Wang Zhiming again tomorrow morning.
Unexpectedly, the pain intensified, and in the blink of an eye, my face had turned iron-blue.
When her best friend Xiaoqin found out, she immediately ran over.
Yunyun, how are you?Don't be afraid, I'll call you an ambulance right now!”
There was no ambulance in the school hospital, and I couldn't move an inch, so Xiaoqin could only call the emergency center and ask them to send a car to the dormitory building.
Twenty minutes, but, well, please hurry, my roommate has an ugly face......”
Twenty minutes?Even though I'm in a lot of pain right now, I can only grit my teeth.
Who, this is a women's dormitory, and boys are not allowed to enter. ”
You give me back, and if you don't come back, I'll call the police. ”
I heard an argument outside the hallway, and it seemed that the dormitory manager was chasing someone.
Suddenly, the door of our dormitory was pushed open, and standing at the door was the panting Wang Zhiming!
What about Yunyun, how is he?”
Xiaoqin was a little surprised and pointed to me on the bed.
Lying down, I just called the ambulance.
Wang Zhiming ran to me, saw that my face was pale, and without saying a word, he helped me put on my coat and carried me all the way to the nearest hospital.
Doctor, doctor, food poisoning!Doctor, save people!”
He shouted all the way and took me all the way to the emergency room.
Pain, nausea, burning. My consciousness began to blur, and I realized that my immunity was no longer able to save me.
Arrange gastric lavage and blood sampling to test the toxin concentration immediately. Inform the internal medicine department and keep them ready at any time, the patient is already somewhat unconscious. ”
In fact, I just didn't have the strength to react, whether it was the doctor rolling my eyelids, or the flashlight, or the warmth of Wang Zhiming's back, I could feel it.
Wow......"I vomited up what I had eaten, and then I was taken to a huge instrument with tubes attached to both arms.
What's going on. ”
After spitting up the contents of my stomach, I regained some strength a little.
If you have food poisoning, don't eat mushrooms if you don't understand them. You're already suffering from chronic liver damage, and I'm telling you, if your boyfriend hadn't sent you over in time, you'd be hopeless until tomorrow morning. ”
Looking at the huge word "dialysis" on the machine, I seemed to understand the toxicity of mushrooms.
Uh-huh?Not good, mushroom poisoning!
I hit Wang Qi sniper one by one, and after making sure that there was nothing unusual about them, I breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that only the plate of mushrooms in front of me is problematic.
Wait, didn't Wang Zhiming eat that plate of mushrooms too?Why is he okay?
Where were the mushrooms eaten, how much were eaten, and what time were they eaten. ”
The doctor walked up to me with a small notebook, and I tried to remember.
I ate that plate of mushrooms at a hot pot restaurant in Yunnan Town next to the school, and there was a total of one plate. ”
I used my hands to draw the size of the plate.
I ate about half of it. Seventy or eighty grams ......Pretty much. ”
It should have been two or three hours by now. ”
Half?"The doctor took off his mask.
Wait a minute, the police are already on their way. After a while, you will talk to the police about the appearance of the mushrooms and how much is left, so that the police can investigate and take samples. ”
Wang Zhiming waved his hand.
I'll eat the rest, so I'll be exempt from the investigation. ”
The doctor was stunned.
Wang Zhiming, why are you uncomfortable now?I ate half a plate and almost died, how could you be okay?”
Wang Zhiming grinned and smiled happily.
I'm a sports student, of course, much better than you, and I'll be fine after a belly pull. Unlike some people, ouch, I have a stomachache and I can't do it anymore. ”
Seeing him learn from me, I can't wait to raise my hand and a mouth, but unfortunately I'm not bored now.
But it doesn't matter, you can save it!
What, you have diarrhea?”
Before I could say anything, the doctor was startled.
Wang Zhiming nodded: "Hey, I'm a good person now, doctor, you don't have to ......."”
Before he finished speaking, Wang Zhiming directly planted his head on me.
Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with him, look at him, doctor!”
The doctor called three or four people, lifted him to the stretcher, and pushed him out quickly.
After everyone was gone, I felt that the position where Wang Zhiming's head was lying just now was a little sticky.
I touched it, and it was blood!
I thought his head had been broken somewhere when he fell, but the warmth from his back seemed to tell me that the blood had been vomited.
At this time, a little ** came over and helped me pull out the jar on my body and turn off the dialysis machine.
*, please tell me about the guy I just pushed out, how is he doing now?”
*Didn't even think about it.
As for the ICU, I heard that I was poisoned by eating mushrooms. ”
I heard that the boys are in good health, but they are ...... if they are poisoned”
* sighed.
It was because of the good body that there was no response to the toxin when it first attacked, which made a big deal. If you had just found out and sent it over, you would have gone back to sleep after dialysis. ”
I was suddenly a bolt from the blue.
Throwing down what I was holding, I went straight to the ICU ward.
This is the ICU, and no one is allowed to enter except family members. ”
I, I'm his girlfriend, uncle, please tell me how he's doing!”
The doctor glanced at the badge on my chest and shook his head.
Acute liver injury, although the situation has been temporarily relieved by medication, but in the absence of plasma, dialysis is not possible. This kid, eh, it's hard. ”
I rolled up my sleeves: "Doctor, I also have type O blood, if your blood bank is not enough, I, I ......."”
No, your blood won't work!”
I looked back and it was the doctor who spoke to my **.
Article ** Since the elder Ford, the article "Future Daughter".