Why is it that we have survived to this day completely on the "newbie protection period"?
Because when we were kids, it was really hard to kill us. In the mountains of the countryside, there is a plant called Phytophthora mosquito. Its fruit is particularly beautiful, but in fact it is highly poisonous. Some netizens expressed disbelief. No wonder I often pick it up and feed it to livestock. At that time, the family's livestock were all old and dead. Someone else asked, "Don't you use it as nail polish?"This is also an indispensable ingredient when playing at home, and some netizens even said that they had eaten it, but now they know that it is poisonous. But that's not the most outrageous thing.
As soon as the news of Shanglu's toxicity came out, it immediately aroused heated discussions among netizens. A Shanxi netizen said that he not only ate Phytophthora vulgaris, but also ate mandala. The whole plant is poisonous, but he is in good health. But the focus of this product is on survival. Another Shandong netizen was not so lucky. He said he had eaten this too. It was quite delicious at first, but half an hour later, he had a boiled water poisoning reaction and convulsions all over his body. Fortunately, the old father drove him to the hospital in a tractor, otherwise it would be difficult to say.
A Guangdong netizen also made a spicy comment. His mother always said that he was very well-behaved and easy to take care of when he was a child. As soon as he ate the custard, he fell asleep. But when he grows up, he feels dizzy as soon as he eats custard. After going for a check-up, he found out that he was allergic to eggs. As a child, he was not allergic. If you fall asleep, you will faint.
A Guangdong netizen said that he accidentally cut off his little finger when he was playing with a kitchen knife when he was a child. Afraid of being scolded by his parents, he could only hide in the bathroom crying and wrap it in toilet paper to prevent his parents from seeing it. After a while, the little finger is actually still growing, just crooked. I have to say, men can really endure it.
A netizen from Zhejiang said that one of his favorite things to do when he was a child was to stick his finger into the socket, pull it back when he was frightened, and put it back in after a while. Thinking about it now, he thinks he was so lucky. A Guangdong netizen also commented that he not only likes to put his hand in the socket, but also likes to put his hand in the bucket of boiling water because the water is too hot. There was electricity, but he couldn't help but want to touch it. Let me express my feelings again, you are so lucky when you were young.
But the funny thing is that although we are difficult to kill when we are young, we become vulnerable when we grow up.
One netizen said he had just yawned and dislocated his jaw. To know what the weather is like, you don't even need to look at the weather forecast. As long as the bones in your body hurt, you know it's going to rain. In this regard, college students have also applied to participate in the competition. A female college student is changing her pants in her dorm room. Her legs cramped suddenly, and she couldn't move at all. She had to call an ambulance to the hospital and was diagnosed with a herniated lumbar disc.
Do you remember what you dreamed about when you were a kid?See which ones you've won?
1.Cupcakes.
When I was a kid shopping, did I often see a small cake with a small paper umbrella in a cake shop, served in a red plastic bowl, with a cake base at the bottom, coated with cream, and three on top?A rose with an outer ring coated with sweet and sour jelly gum. Once your parents buy it, you can hold it in your hands for a day and you'll taste the cream for a long time. At that time, the cream was not very good, but it was full of flavor. Full of childhood memories.
2.Kinder chocolate.
This is the chocolate that rural children have only seen on TV. Every time I saw it, I thought I should give it a try. But many people may not have tasted it when they grow up. In fact, it is the same as regular chocolate. There is no difference. Many people even say that the taste is super sweet and greasy.
3.McDonald's Freedom.
I believe that many people have only been to McDonald's since they were young. Some netizens said that he felt it was very expensive at that time. The first time he went, he brought two thousand dollars in cash. I didn't expect that even a ** was only a hundred yuan. After eating it once, he never went there again. When I was a child, I wanted to go there, but when I grew up, I realized that it was nothing more than that.
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