"It's dinner again, brothers!The sloppy man in front of the screen shouted with the rice in his hand full of vitality.
This man's name is "Ding Fat Gold Medal Lecturer", and I'm ashamed to say that I seem to have been completely beaten by him recently**-every morning when I get up to catch up with his new release**.
In the morning, he woke up from a tent in Los Angeles Park, revealing two dirty legs, and the usual plot is that he first went to the library to charge his electronic devices, and then started his own jungler road, that is, he went to various welfare stations, shelters and shelters to "ask for food", and with a "nothing, disband" at the end of the **, the lecturer's day was over.
But it was with this skill that he became the top of the electronic pets. What is an "electronic pet"?That is, in a foreign country, Runren who was fooled because he thought he could make a fortune abroad, and the former "doughnuts are delicious" is a typical example.
After being fooled by his friends, the lecturer found that not only could he not work, but he could not even afford to rent a place to live, so he simply opened up a new track - asking for food.
Relying on the daily change of shelter visits**, it didn't take long for the lecturer to become popular, and a simple **title "American-style food" every day can attract millions of people**. At station B, it only took him about a week to go from 250,000 to 650,000 fans.
And in front of the screen, I seemed to be about to get lost in the joy of "It's time to eat again, brothers".
"The No. 1 jungler in North America".
If you want to fight your way out of the encirclement in this era of electronic pets, there is naturally something in the gold medal lecturer who has become one of the top tiers.
For example, the strong will he used to ask for food, compared to other Runren who couldn't put down their children, the lecturer always felt at ease when he went to the shelter to ask for food: "These are all paid for by Lafayette, and the food is over." Others run the beautiful country because they feel that the moon is round abroad, and the lecturer claims that he is "picking up the wool of capitalism" and consuming all kinds of resources of the beautiful country.
At the end of the day, the lecturer can serve several meals alone, as if he is searching his own wild area. And within a few months, he had found out all the resource refresh points in Los Santos: the free distribution of vegetables and fruits in the warehouse, the randomly refreshed food relief stations on the streets, and the shelters where white prostitutes could be normalized were all ways for lecturers to dig into the walls of capitalism.
Unlike Donut, Akid and others, the lecturer is a man of no politics and a simple day, which makes him a pure happy tramp, just like his classic quote - "Staying here until now, the only thing that can make me unable to lift my head is the sun".
You think he's a mess, but you really have to admire the optimism from his actions. Even as a homeless person, the lecturer has always been hesitant to share, often giving the "not very delicious" meals to other homeless friends, and sometimes encountering a homeless person who is not in good health, but also shows a bodhisattva heart, saving people from fire and water.
As a Runren with only a secondary school degree, the English level of the lecturer is extremely poor, and he speaks word by word. But even so, he has a few sentences of his own. After the meal, the lecturer was like a small mouth smeared with honey, opened his mouth "God Bless You", closed his mouth "Jesus Love You", and did not forget to say "You are very very Gengeous", so that the face of the good eldest sister who handed out the lunch box next to him bloomed like a flower.
But he also has his own dignity, if you ask him where he came from, people will only tell you "I come from Japan", as a homeless man, he never smeared the face of the motherland, and he also likes to show others the only Japanese empty sentence he knows in "Dynasty Warriors" "The enemy is ashamed to take off his clothes", which caused laughter inside and outside the screen.
But unlike a group of offshore patriots who have big houses abroad, the gold medal lecturer really hasn't forgotten the people of the motherland, and they are all real guns. After the fire became popular, he first posted the donation certificate to the ** disaster victim with his forehand, and then posted the receipt of his aid to his alma mater with his backhand, highlighting a humble country that did not dare to forget his worries, like a top jungler in the enemy's North American wilderness.
According to common sense, living such a day without a fixed place, living on food and relief meals, and being shaken by other homeless people from time to time, normal people have to go crazy with tears, but the lecturer does not think so, highlighting a casual encounter.
This has made him a positive energy master in the eyes of many audiences, "You should ask for food, you should recharge, and you don't care what others say", no matter what, this kind of eternal optimism has infected many people.
The first half of the life of a gold medal lecturer
The reason why the Gold Medal Lecturer can call himself the Gold Medal Lecturer is because he earned this nickname worthy of him in the process of opening up with the man Tata.
"Ding Fat Square" is a famous Chinese gathering place in Los Angeles, and it is also the first stop for many people to come to the United States through the "line", where people live in black houses and work in black jobs, and the gold medal lecturer is no exception, but the exception is that the gold medal lecturer is not willing to be oppressed by the black boss of the Chinese restaurant.
In just a few months of going to the United States, the lecturer worked 6 jobs, and by the way, he reported 4 black bosses, and directly became famous, rectifying the black labor employment market of the United States imperialism, attracting others to follow suit, and also making him a "gold medal lecturer" for other black workers - at the same time, this also cut off the financial route of a large number of Xinrun people, and many people were so angry that their teeth itched.
As we all know, the most powerful agency in the United States is the Inland Revenue Department, and those black restaurants are generally suspected of tax evasion. In the process of working in the dark, the lecturer gradually formed a logical closed loop: you don't file taxes, no one sends money to the relief station, I don't have anything to eat at the relief station, I want to starve to death, so I want to report it, so just like that, the lecturer chooses to defeat magic with magic, and successfully becomes the terrifying "father of American black restaurant owners".
In the early years, the life of the lecturer in the country was not glamorous. His parents divorced twice, so he didn't even get a gold coin, and he only studied to a secondary school, and later learned C++ (self-proclaimed) to become a programmer in a company during the rise of the Internet wave, and then it seems that he was optimized because of his poor education. In 2020, he did the same job as he once "stole Guevara" - stealing battery cars, and then as expected, he was detained and began his journey of enlightenment in the dragon field.
It wasn't until the beginning of this year that he decided to run to the United States under the fool of a friend, but we all know the story later - after all, "running beauty can bring a better life" is a false proposition, and the lecturer who fell into the quagmire and wallowing has become a complete negative teaching material.
But from another angle, under his lens, people discover the true side of Los Santos: not only are there luxury cars and mansions, but there are also hundreds of homeless people queuing up to get food;Although the relief station provided a lot of supplies, many of the food in it was also a nearly rotten overnight meal.
God Bless You" is a comedy that can't be more joyful, but at its core, it's a tragedy that can't be more sad. Here, decent people in high-rise buildings dance with stinking homeless people, and a few meals in alms and shelters can temporarily feed a few people, but they cannot be allowed to live a normal life.
When the mystery fades, the illusions that have been deliberately created by other people are shattered. But for the lecturer, he just uploaded his life on the Internet, just like the phrase "I love to tell the truth" on his lips, so no matter what position he is, he can't define this simple "American low-level recorder".
For the audience, it is actually enough to discover a little bit of positive and optimistic attitude towards life from his wandering life.
"Brothers, it's time to eat again!”
Today, the lecturer seems to have created a "Ding Fat Universe" :* the lecturer's black buddy bro, and he doesn't forget to divide the lecturer a few times when he gets money;The old man next door who camped next to his tent silently guarded the chastity of the lecturer's ass;He even adopted a small white cat and violently prostituted cat food and medical resources from animal protection organizations in the United States.
Compared with the complaints and violent deaths of other electronic pets, the gold medal lecturer can be said to have opened up a new track through his strong social skills and sophistication, and vividly reflected the multifaceted nature of human beings. Sometimes he is a homeless man with a dead face, and sometimes he is a helper with the heart of a bodhisattvaSometimes he is a god who likes to hang on the wall, and sometimes he is a survival master who is ashamed of his action.
But in front of the lecturer, there is no need to worry about who is right and who is wrong - after all, he can have fun with the audience in front of the screen, which is already the most valuable thing he can show.