20 unlucky things to travel on a cruise, too cheating.
Heck, traveling on a cruise, it's a choice full of romance and adventure!However, I know from personal experience that sometimes it can be both loved and hated. Today I will share with you those 20 things that make people unlucky to ** on a cruise trip, which is really cheating!
1.Sit on the bow of the boat and blow the wind.
As soon as I got on the boat, I couldn't wait to run to the bow of the boat, ready to enjoy the embrace of the sea breeze. As a result, I was swept away by a huge wave and was soaking wet, almost like I had been splashed"Washed Wei ed"！This scene must have made everyone laugh and bend over.
2.Encounter a sea scam.
Once, I saw a beautiful dolphin leaping out of the water on a cruise ship, and I was excited to take a picture with it. As a result, I handed the camera to a person next to me, who suddenly threw it away with the camera. It turns out that he is a sea liar, specializing in stealing cameras!I couldn't help but say to myself:"Hi, lost the camera, and lost the love!"
3.Disoriented.
On the cruise, the corridors crisscrossed me and I felt like one"Lost lambs"。Every time I go out, I get lost, and I toss and turn several times to find my destination. This is not a joke, it really reminds me of the poem of Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty:"The boundless falling trees are falling, and the Yangtze River is rolling"。
4.Caught in a storm.
The cruise ship was sailing at sea when it suddenly encountered a violent storm. I stood at the bow of the boat and felt the rain hit my face as if I were one"The lonely goose flies south"。Of course, I didn't forget to add an English proverb:"when it rains, it pours!"(Sunny after rain).
5.Chinese food becomes Western food.
I thought I could enjoy Chinese food on a cruise, but when I went to the restaurant, it was all Western food. I can only muttered silently in my heart:"The spring breeze blows and grows, this restaurant is too ruthless!"
6.Bombed by seagulls.
Do you think the seagull is a symbol of gentleness?Wrong!On a cruise ship, it's as if they're coming from"apollo"(Apollo's) followers, throwing a poop down from the top of their heads. I can only describe my mood in English words:"oh, *"(Oh Oops!.)）
7.Seasickness at sea.
Once, I was seasick on a cruise ship, and the whole person felt like I was there"Thousands of trees bloom at night in the east wind"。I grabbed the handrail and walked to the deck with difficulty, looking at the people around me, I could only sigh:"If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad fan"。
8.Drifting on the sea.
The cruise ship suddenly broke down and we had to drift at sea. I grabbed the handrail and looked at the boundless sea, and I couldn't help but think of Li Bai's poem:"Qinghai Changyun dark snow mountain, lonely city looking at Yumen Pass"。
9.Get tanned.
Under the sun, I became one on the cruise"Black charcoal", literally is"The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke"。
10.Sleep is woken up.
Every time I go to bed at night, the shaking of the hull always wakes me up, almost like I am in"Dreams in dreams and dreams of outsiders"。
11.WiFi disconnected.
The wifi signal on the cruise ship was always intermittent, and I couldn't help but want to sing:"I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles"。
12.Encounter a pirate.
When the cruise ship was attacked by pirates, we were forced to hide in the cabin. This reminds me of an English word:"sos!"(Help!)）
13.Wet by the waves.
The cruise ship was jolting in the waves, and I was soaked by the waves. I can only use an old poem to describe my embarrassment:"Between the white emperor and the clouds, thousands of miles of Jiangling will be returned in one day"。
14.Chased by fur seals.
There was a fur dog that kept running after me, and all I could do was shout:"Looking at Tianmen Mountain, empty memories of Chang'an"！
15.Noise is disturbing.
The noise from the cruise ship kept me awake and I had to comfort myself:"And put the white deer between the green cliffs, you must ride to visit the famous mountain"。
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16.Encountered"Bully on board"
On a cruise ship, there is a man who occupies the sun loungers on the deck all day long, not letting anyone else approach. At this time, I remembered an English word:"bully!"(Bully!.)）
17.Sick on board.
Once, I got sick on a cruise ship and had to lie down in the cabin. This reminds me of an old poem:"Since ancient times, no one has died, leaving Dan to take care of his sweat"。
18.Encounter a thief.
On the cruise, I was stolen by a thief and could only smile bitterly and say to myself"Outside of the gold and jade, it is ruined"。
19.Injuries from a fall.
I fell on a cruise ship and broke my head and bled out. At this time, I can only use one English word to describe my state:"oops!"(Oops!.)）
20.Shocked.
The cruise ship was bumping on the sea, and I was so frightened that I could only mutter:"The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and the flowers fall to know how much"。
Haha, these unlucky things are really cheating!However, since we have encountered them, we should face them with optimism and humor. After all, travel isn't just about enjoying the scenery, it's also about battling the unexpected and challenges.
Now, it's your turn!Have you ever been on a cruise ship and encountered something like this?Feel free to share your stories and experiences in the comments section!Remember to be humorous, use poetry and English words to confront irony, let's laugh together about the bad luck and get through this bad journey together!