"Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I knocked back violently!"What do you hear about serious gibberish?
Wen Hengdong Shiqin.
In order to enliven the atmosphere, some friends often talk serious nonsense, so that everyone is laughing, and the atmosphere is lively!At the same time, there are also some friends who like to say some nonsense, although it is nonsense, but there is no lack of humor, once it is said, everyone will smile, and the atmosphere of the cold field will be active!
"Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I knocked back violently!If these nonsense are serious, there will be a feeling of forbearance and non-sourness, and laughter!"Listening to your words is like listening to your words", nonsense literature is often used to describe those words that are not on topic, ambiguous, and Tai Chi style, so let's take a look at these sentences:
1. A serious nonsense.
01."Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I knocked back violently!
02.Smoke is disobedient, so we "smoke".
03.It's gold that always shines, but I'm an old iron!
04.There must be a teacher in the threesome, and the two are middlemen!
05.It's not like I'm running out of options, there's a dead end.
06.Wealth cannot be adulterous, so what is the use of me asking for this wealth?
07.Pants lose their belts, only then do they understand what dependence is.
08.Failure is the mother of success, but the six relatives of the successful person do not recognize it!
09.The moment you come out of the closet, I know you!
10.Before he could touch the flowers and grass, the flowers and plants were pulled out.
11.Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
12.There are tens of millions of Ande mansions, but unfortunately the mansions are 10 million 1 rooms
13.can't extricate himself, in addition to love, there are also turnips in other people's fields.
14.People who are better than me are working hard, so what's the use of my efforts?
15.You are afraid that my brother and I will have a hard time, and you are afraid that my brother and I will drive a Land Rover!
16.When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, no independence day.
17.The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to speak on the former.
18.The future is undecided, you and I are dark horses;As soon as the alarm clock rings, you and I are both cows and horses!
19.Don't talk to me about ideals, talking about ideals hurts feelings;Don't talk to me about feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
20.Justice may be late, being late is the truth, but why can't I be late for work?
21.I didn't listen to the old man, and I was happy for several years;I really didn't listen to the old man, my ears are really relaxed!
22.I'm doing one line, hating one line, three hundred and sixty lines, I'm doing all the work, and I'm scolding my mother in every line!
23.Hades shouted that I would die in the third watch, and my second watch would pass!I'm going to ask Hades to set an alarm clock for me, and when he falls asleep, it's time for the sixth watch!
24.When you comfort others, you have a rope!You have a set of ropes, and others think you're swinging!
2. Nonsense literature is the first sentence of interpersonal relationships.
01.You must be skinny when you lose weight.
02.Don't be lazy with me, I'm lazy than lazy!
03.Leaving the green mountains here, there is still no firewood!
04.Content aside, I agree.
05.Ten years to sharpen a sword, five years to sharpen half a sword.
06.As soon as the front foot walks, the back foot follows.
07.When a person dies, he can't live anymore!
08.If you're not stupid, you'd be smart!
09.You have disadvantages except for your strengths!
10.Without leprosy, the swan will be lonely!
11.Did you know?Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
12.Brother smokes because it hurts the lungs, not sad!
13.Those who are awake now should not have slept yet!
14.You're pretty good-looking, you should be pretty too!
15.**The law is found, either up or down.
16.How does this potato grow like a potato?
17.Did you know?Generally, the car is sitting.
18.You look like you're sick, as if you're not cured!
19.God gave you a pair of wings, and you should be braised red!
20.As for tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.
21.Did you know?People sleep with their eyes closed.
22.Ten years of life and death, five years of life and death.
23.If you're not bald, you should have a lot of hair.
24.In the cloudless sky, there was not a single cloud.
25.If you can see, you're not blind.
26.If you're right, you're right.
27.Good morning, friends, it's okay if it's not good, whatever you want.
28.Thousands of miles of Gangneung will be returned in one day, and 500 miles of Gangneung will be returned in half a day.
29.We all know that cicadas have thin wings, as thin as cicada wings.
30.The last time I saw such a statement was the last time.
31.For every minute a person breathes, they lose a minute of life.
32.If you are of any use, you will not be of any use.
33.Pregnancy is like pregnancy, and it takes a long time for people to see it!
34.God will definitely forgive me because that's his vocation!
35.Did you know?For every sixty seconds of breathing, one minute passes.
36.Are you dressed like this because you have any dissatisfaction with the world?
37.But if there is a little meaning, it is not meaningless.
38.Today's young people are really young compared to the older generation.
39.As many minutes as you spend reading these words, you waste as many minutes.
40.Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.
41.If you're willing to be my girlfriend, then I'll be your boyfriend.
42.With regard to your statement, content aside, I very much agree with it.
43.Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and the Great Wall is born!
44.He loved nature and was obsessed with all kinds of flowers and trees, and he eventually became a vegetative person!
45.Today I will teach you a very practical life skill: first step on the left foot, then on the right foot, and you can walk.
46.The first time I went to country X, I was stunned!I've never seen so many people of X nationality in any country!
3. To summarize.
A serious gibberish, a serious nonsense literature, what have you heard?After reading the above 24 serious nonsense and 46 serious nonsense literature, did it make you laugh a lot of times?In fact, there are countless things in life that make us laughable, as long as we pay attention to find out!
Written in Daura, an ancient water town in southern Hunan for thousands of years.