Recently, the country has cooled down one after another.
The state of waking up early to go to work is like
Ahhhh
Write the end of the course at the end of the semester**.
I feel like I can't hide my identity as an "academic tailor".
This ** is written by a sea of people.
Someone came up with a whim and designed one.
A lathe that can go out lying down in winter.
Traffic police: It's good, come and lie down here?
Who knows!I'm walking.
Suddenly, the clothes were ripped off.
That's the price of going off the beaten path.
Fiercely, I saw the grievances on the face of a car.
It's useless to be coquettish, you have to tow it away.
The evaluation of other people's outfits: good avant-garde, good fashion, so bold and good-looking.
The evaluation of my outfit: it is so warm.
I want to eat hot pot with you in winter, it's okay if it's not winter, it's not hot pot, it's not you, it's not me who pays.
Hold your electric kettle, keep boiling water for you, but you will only hold the cup in the palm of your hand. It can't be thought of yet, and if it doesn't open, you'll think there's something wrong with it.
I said to my daughter, "If a stranger talks to you, you ask, 'Are you a friend of your father?'’。
Daughter: "Why?".”
I said, "Because Dad doesn't have any friends, if the other person answers 'yes,' it's suspicious." ”
Now the kid brother is terrible.
The pin crown sits on the ** are the pin crown.
Hold parent-teacher conferences. I looked at the letter the child had written to him.
There is no harm without contrast.
*From @Hechuan District Red Sister Pepper Sesame Chicken Store).
The master of ceremonies sent dolls on the spot.
The proactive striker has a better chance of winning.
Lost to a little girl in the world.
The result of wearing slippers in the classroom in winter.
My shoes are ???
I see that he has the potential to be a dancer.
As soon as you come out, it is a world-famous dance.
School Emergency Rescue Training.
Isn't it really a skit?
Patient: It's dangerous, I almost died.
On average, 8 out of 10 people are in a relationship.
And two, it's me and you.
I'm writing this and you're reading it.
I got into the habit Xi of keeping accounts every month, but once I exceeded my budget, I started to make fake accounts......
The client visited and had a long conversation with the supervisor in the office.
After sending the customer away, the supervisor said to us, "This customer is so rude, he yawned more than 20 times when I spoke!".”
A colleague whispered, "That's not a yawn, it's trying to speak." ”
When looking for a partner, these two kinds of people can't ask for it. One is that there is an object, and we can't do that lack of virtue;The other is that there is no object, and we don't want it if others don't want it.
Q: What should I do if I'm really bored?
A: If you're bored, you send a message to your ex and quickly withdraw it to make him think about it all night.
There are always some "big smarts" in the workplace
A small restaurant.
actually gathered the sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks at the same time.
finally struggled to live in a hardcover house in the city.
None of them could stop his desire to farm.
Is this land a must-have?
*From @安家Real Estate).
After not raising cattle.
That's how you farm at home?
With endless strength, I easily cultivated two acres of land.
After half a year of recruitment, no one applied.
Have you ever thought about it being your own problem?
This is not a recruitment, this is a summoning of the ancestors!
Leave the TV remote.
Find out how hard it is to find a switch.
I felt a gray hand, and I didn't touch anything.
After eating Malatang, the waiter came over to count the signatures and settle the account.
He looked at the table, then at me, and asked in surprise, "You came in for more than two hours and ate a bunch?"”
I didn't answer directly, just pointed to the skewers on the table.
He said helplessly, "Okay, it's eight cents in total." ”
No need to look for it!I handed him a dollar and walked out with a freshly woven bamboo basket.
According to my plan, I should have been a white, thin woman who read poetry and books, but now I am only a very full woman.
My mother called ** and asked me, "Are you working overtime tonight, are you going home for dinner?""I feel warm in my heart, my mother is so good!So I hurriedly said that I was going to go back!Then, I heard the mother on the other end of the ** say loudly to my father: "Old man, don't give all the leftovers to the sunspots, leave some for my son!.""Kuroko is my big dog ...... the doorman
Hello everyone, I'm a new second-hand vegan, cows eat grass, I eat cows.
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Whenever you see a lively animal, you will feel that the world full of life is so beautiful. Of course, this experience is even better if the critters interact with us.
It turns out that there is no distinction between species and species.
The horse turned its face faster than anyone else.
The champion is. Without a rider, it's still a champion.
Relaxed, far ahead.
Humans run to fish territory to play.
The fish has to show its attitude, too.
Is it possible that he also came to take a bath?
Some dogs really like to hold chairs.
A pain in the tail vertebrae.
There's nothing wrong with a kitten being quiet.
Smart toilet: jingle bell and puff.
Sometimes, don't really be too hard for small animals.
Brother Monkey ends the game with one move.
Do you like it from your dad or from your brother?
It was tangled, but the choice was quickly made.
Labradors are really good at serving water.
Children don't just learn Xi on their own.
I also want my friends to listen to the class together.
Wang Xingren: You have to be a champion in the exam.
The magic of love goes round and round.
The dog lingers with the floor.
The low chassis can't resist inertia.
It's rare to see a kitten take the initiative to be spoiled.
Meow?Meow?Meow?
Erha asked
Share your hilarious daily life with small animals.
In the context of confiscation of students' mobile phones.
The post-90s teachers have something.
Siri is an intelligent voice assistant.
It doesn't matter how many mobile phone systems there are.
The teacher took them all.
Applause!If the voice can't blow up, change the game mode.
The most honest in the audience appeared.
To the same table"Like", "Watching"*Encourage it three times
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