On the way home today, I saw a little bird, injured and still trying to jump on the ground!The bird belongs to the blue sky, how can it fold its wings so small?!
So I picked it up and threw it into the sky!Hope to make it fly again!Hey!Good intentions do bad things!Fell to his death... As a result, my neighbor Uncle Wang took a stick and drove me two streets, and scolded angrily, little rabbit, I have to beat you to death today!What a chicken, you fell to my death!
When I was a child, the guests at home bought bulk wine, and every time I poured two taels of water according to the ratio of eight taels of wine, and the extra money was privately swallowed to buy snacks to eat, but my father never found out. Later, I passed this trick to Xiaoxiang next door, and I heard that his father was also good at drinking. Until one time, Xiao Xiang said that he wanted to repay me and wanted to do a big job. That time, Xiao Xiang was almost beaten out by his father. He went to the small shop and bought two taels of wine, and poured eight taels of water into the river. When his father was pouring wine for the guests, the small shrimp in the river jumped out of the wine glass...
Friends chase MM and have been defeated repeatedly, but they are still defeated again and again. One day, he teased: "When can you get her to nod?"Every time she shook her head, hey, I can't stand it anymore. He said with a serious face: "There are exceptions!."Every time I ask her if she's busy on the weekend, she always nods!”
My girlfriend invited me to play solitaire, and I said, "Start with me, I love you." ”
Her: "You're talking nonsense. ”
I... In fact, the most powerful emperor in Chinese history was Tang Zhongzong Li Xian!He himself is the emperor, his father is the emperor, his son is the emperor, his younger brother is the emperor, and his nephew is the emperor!What's worse is that he's also a emperor!Historical name: Six Emperor Pills!
A beautiful colleague recently had a boyfriend, and she praised her boyfriend in the office for how good and reliable she was, and another single female colleague couldn't stand it, and today she replied faintly: "Even Dayi's mother will leave you when you get old, let alone men." "That beautiful colleague didn't speak for a long time...
A went to a party and saw a woman singing on stage, which was hard to hear, so he asked a man next to him, "Who is that, singing so ugly!".B: "That's my wife." A: "Oh, I'm not saying she sings badly, it's that the person who wrote the lyrics wrote it badly." B: "I wrote the lyrics." "A:"....
Classmates said that the so-called female men are just because they are ugly, but all beautiful girls with some gentlemanly temperament are called queens.
Just now, a friend asked me, "Why are you always exploding lately", and I said, "It's hot"!!Suddenly I found out that this is a wild phrase in this season!For example: "Why are you so fat", "Because it's hot", "Why are you so lazy", "Because it's hot", "You're sick", "Because it's hot", "Why are you late", "Because it's hot", "You don't love me anymore", "Because it's hot".
Walk up to the fruit stall and ask: How much is a pound of apples?The hawker said: 10 yuan 4 catties, 20 yuan 10 catties, the more you want, the cheaper!
The beauty said: How much does it take to be free?
The peddler said, "I don't have a partner yet!"If you want me too, I'll eat apples for free in this life!
The beauty is gone...