Humorous jokes (35).
1. Don't cut tiger skins.
A man was caught in the tiger's mouth, and his son chased after him with a knife to kill the tiger. The man cried out in the tiger's mouth"Oh my son!Oh my son!Be careful, if you want to cut it, you can only cut the tiger's feet!You must not break the skin of a tiger!Preserve a complete tiger skin before it can be sold.
Good price!"
2. Priests and God.
Little Peter proudly said to his friend:"My uncle was a priest, and everyone called him a priest he respected. "
Paul Jr. said"My uncle was a bishop, and whoever spoke to him was called Your Excellency. "
Little Lacus was not convinced:"What's the big deal about this. My uncle weighed 150 kilograms, and everyone shouted when they saw it:'Oops, my God!'"
Three, it's terrible.
The female teacher told the first-graders that when people die, they are burned to ashes, and then they are like ordinary dust.
Oh, it's horrible!"Inge screamed"Somebody's got to die under my bed!'
Fourth, there are no enemies.
A samurai came to the temple to listen to the monk's sermon.
The monk said"It is better to make a hundred more friends than to offend one enemy less...
I don't have any enemies!
Remarkable!How can you not have enemies?"
I have slain all my enemies.
It's over!
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