1. In the second month of coming out to work, my brother called me **. Surprisingly, he doesn't usually beat me **. After chatting for 2 minutes... He asked me, "Do you have any money?"Is it enough to spend?. I was so impressed, huh!Enough flowers!There's still left!Him: Enough flowers, huh?Then give me some advice. I don't have any money... Me:- Brother, you are really my own brother!!
2. People call a dog a baby. Son, or something. One or two goods friends have a dog called ......Exhibition guards ......
3. I always feel sorry for those people who have a lot of desires, in this world, I just want someone who truly loves me, and 50 million cash.
4. A new girlfriend also asked me: "Your mother and I fell into the water, who do you save first?" I said, "I'll ask my mother to save you, she was able to swim two times on both sides of the Yangtze River when she was a child." My girlfriend was a little upset and said, "Why don't you come down and save me?"I said, "If I come down, you'll be gone, because I can't swim, and my mom will save me first."
5. My daughter went to kindergarten, except for some grievances on the first day, everything was fine. As a result, on the third day, the teacher ** complained. At the same time, some of the children who entered the nursery still did not fit in, and they still cried and looked for their mothers. The teacher coaxed and coaxed, and gradually quieted down. My baby has been watching the excitement from the sidelines, and I saw that the child was quiet. A sentence came on the side: It's raining, your mother can't come to pick you up!The classroom was noisy again, and I continued to watch the excitement. . .
6. [The difference between believing and trusting] Once upon a time, there was a tightrope walker with very good skills, and during the performance, he said, "Do you believe that I will walk through this tightrope with my eyes closed?"The audience cheered and shouted, "Letter!."When the man walked for the second time, he said, "Do you believe that I carried my child on my back and walked over the tightrope with my eyes closed?" and the audience cheered again, "Letter!".The third time he said, "Which of you would like to let me carry my child across the tightrope?"Everyone was silent.
7. Doctor: Hey!Wake up!Wake up!Patient: ...What's the matter?Doctor: It's time, it's time to take sleeping pills. Patient: Ah, I almost overslept.