1. I have a relative, who studied mechanical automation, and went to find a job after graduating from college. When I went to a state-owned oil company, I didn't look for the personnel department, but went directly to the largest and most luxurious manager's office. The manager asked you what you do, and he replied: I'm here to apply!The manager picked up ** and said to the personnel department, I have someone here to apply, you come to receive it. Later, he was successfully hired, and his education was the lowest in the company.
2. I went to Shanghai on a business trip today, and I sent a text message to my daughter-in-law before getting on the plane: I boarded the plane. The two daughters-in-law replied: Long live my emperor, long live, long live.
3. It is said that Tang Seng asked at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain: "You monkey, if I save you, how will you repay me?!."Wukong: "Master, if you let me out, I will definitely send you to the Western Heavenly ......."”
4. I just had my wisdom teeth removed, and I squeezed into the bus to go home with a dull gaze. There was a cotton ball stuffed in his mouth, his mouth couldn't be closed, his saliva kept flowing, and a few aunts on the side struggled to give up their seats, and they couldn't stop it.
5. There was a depraved man who slept in class during the day, carried his school bag to the Internet at night, and returned it in the morning as it was The children's boots took advantage of his inattention to replace the bricks behind the classroom with his books, so he carried the bricks for a month, and one day he was late for Xi in the morning, and stood on the podium, and the teacher said: Take out the language book to read the text, he took out a brick in front of everyone, and the teacher was frightened to take two steps back and say;You. You. You. What to do.
6. When I took my son to buy something, I met an acquaintance who sold cherries, and the acquaintance asked the child to grab a handful of cherries, but the child hesitated and didn't do anything. "Don't you love cherries?The old acquaintance asked. "Love to eat. So the old acquaintance grabbed a handful of cherries and stuffed them into the child's pocket. On the way home, the mother asked her son, "Why didn't you take the cherries when your uncle asked you to take them just now?"Because, his hand is bigger than mine. ”
7. Don't feel that you are useless, in fact, you can still bring warmth to your family, such as your parents who see you and come to fire.