The literati of the Song Dynasty, compared with the previous dynasties, are more distinctive, that is, notes.
A wide variety of notes.
Whether it is a big man who lives in a temple or a guest who travels in the mountains, he likes to hold a small notebook and record all kinds of gossip.
It is said that Mr. Wang Zengqi is particularly fond of reading this kind of "miscellaneous books", especially "Mengxi Writings" and "Rong Zhai Essays".
I prefer to read Lu You's "Notes on Lao Xue'an".
In the first year of Shaoxi, Lu You wrote to the boss Song Guangzong, hoping to reduce the consumption of the three publics, and asked the boss to take the lead in setting an example.
The email was quickly replied to.
They didn't see Lu You's questions to them, but they saw Lu You's questions.
At this time, Lu You is sixty-five years old.
Our Great Song Dynasty should abide by the labor law, Uncle Lu, let go of Brother Weng, you should be let go home to be a farmer.
Good go, don't send!
Lu You, who pulled out the cold, returned to his hometown of Shanyin, and ordered the study where he lived as "Lao Xuean".
The hermitage of old learning. This is taken from Shi Kuang's persuasion of Jin Pinggong, "old and studious, like the light of a candle." ”
According to Lu You's meaning, although he is old, it is still a good time to study.
That's what he said, and that's what he did.
Lu You's diligence in reading is rare and unmatched.
Regarding the content of reading, among the poems of his life, the click rate is quite high.
Lu You's body in his twilight years is no longer good, and he still insists on reading every day and doing 20,000 words of homework.
Gui Zhining has no five acres of garden, and the original intention of reading is in Yuanyuan.
Although the eyesight in front of the lamp is not what it used to be, it is still 20,000 words. ”
In addition to homework, there is "Notes on the Old School".
There are many readable chapters in this notebook, the most famous of which is "Tian Dengzuojun".
During the reign of Renzong of the Northern Song Dynasty, Nanjing was blessed and came to a county guard named Tian Deng.
This Nanjing is not Jinling, but Shangqiu.
In the Northern Song Dynasty, there were four "Beijings".
Kaifeng Prefecture of Kaifeng is Tokyo.
Luoyang's Henan Mansion is Xijing.
The Daimyo Mansion is Beijing.
Coupled with Shangqiu Yingtianfu's Nanjing, there is just a table of mahjong.
Don't look at Shangqiu, this Nanjing seems to be a little bit meaningless, there is another benefit to being a state official and a county guard here.
Song Zhenzong once built Hongqing Palace and Huiqing Tower in Shangqiu as his palace, so this place is also called Nangong.
Therefore, Tian Deng, as the county guard here, also has to add the official title of "Nangong Left-behind" according to the rules and get an extra salary.
Well, n years later, there will also be a long-distance runner Zhao Jiu, who will ascend the throne here, and the people in the rivers and lakes will call Song Gaozong.
This Tian Dengtian master has a problem, and he hates his name very much.
This is normal, many of us feel that our name is not up to the mark.
Conduct a census, and the buddies with the same name and surname are casually six or seven digits, how can they show that they are extraordinary?
Every now and then, we will complain that our old man has poor reading grades and is not very literate.
But the most we can do is slander.
When I get to Master Tian, it's interesting.
He is simple and rude, and he just doesn't let people call him by name.
If you accidentally call it, it will be a board to get started, so that you can remember it for a long time.
What's even more troublesome is that this man's Mandarin is not very good, and some homophonic stalks are not allowed to speak.
Those who touch it will be angry, and many of the officials will be punished. ”
For a while, Shangqiu City launched a mighty "Go to Deng Movement", and Biden and Osama bin Laden could no longer travel, and they couldn't even tell the bedtime story of Aladdin's magic lamp.
To be honest, this is also due to the fact that when he was distributed, Tian Deng was not assigned to Dengzhou, Shandong, otherwise he would have been depressed.
I remember that there is a "Ah Q" in Lu Xun**, because Brother Q has a leprosy scar on his head, he doesn't like people to say "leprosy" in front of him, and everything is close to "Lai".
Later, it was widely extended to "light", "bright", and even "lamp" and "candle".
Brother Q, you're not fighting alone!
This year's Lantern Festival is coming.
The Lantern Festival is also known as the Shangyuan Festival, and now we don't care much about it, in fact, in ancient times, it was a very important festival.
On the Shangyuan Festival, the most important thing is to watch the lights.
This custom started from Emperor Ming of the Han Dynasty, and by the time of Emperor Wu of Liang, it became a routine to look at lanterns on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, which was similar to the Spring Festival Gala.
In the Tang Dynasty, legal provisions were simply formed.
In the Song Dynasty, the fifteenth day of the first lunar month was directly called "Lantern Xi".
From poems and songs to ** scripts, Shangyuan Guanlan is an excellent theme.
To say that the most detailed, the most immersive, and moved by God is still Zhang Dai.
Zhang Dai loves to look at lights and has a light fetish.
When he was three years old, Zhang Dai often sat on the shoulders of the old servants at home to watch the lights.
Later, he also made his own lamps.
He has three texts on the Yuan Festival, coloring them in idleness, subtle to the point, and writing them are all lanterns.
Lu Fan Fireworks", "Shimeitang Lantern" and "Shaoxing Lantern Scene".
Well, judging from Lu You's notes, it is estimated that Lu You, Zhang Dai's fellow countryman, also likes to look at lights.
As is customary, the state city lights lanterns for three days.
As usual, the yamen of the state capital should post a notice in advance to inform the people to watch the lanterns at that time.
This thing is simple, you have to write it every year, take out last year's copy, copy, paste, and live!
The scribe who wrote the notice didn't add any points, and after writing it, he looked at it proudly, and suddenly saw a word on it, and his ass was cold, so dangerous!
Put the lights on for three days"?
If the eldest lord sees it, he can't carry a dozen iron pants tailored by himself!
However, this Shangyuan Festival lights have formed muscle memory, if you don't write the lights, what do you write?
After school?Holiday?
The child is happy, and the parents must not be anxious
When he was in a dilemma, he blessed his soul, and his eyes lit up, and it was it.
Fire, set fire!The new year and new atmosphere are all prosperous, and I have to say that this fire word is wonderful!
Sure enough, this notice was praised by the eldest master.
The announcement that the state will set fire to the Shangyuan Festival for three days has blown all over the streets and alleys of the state city with the spring breeze of reform.
The effect is very good, that is, the bomb is dropped in the dung pit, which is extraordinary.
One guy, the people who spend the New Year in the winter at home are all moving.
I heard about the government fire department, and the fire department was also confused, and we didn't notify the professionals of such a big thing as arson?
Those who had no way out, just shouted "second son, mother, pancakes", ready to roll up the cover and run away.
Those guests from other places are even more confused by the second monk, I just came out to hang out of the door, is it possible to drink high, accidentally went abroad?
In other words, which country is so naughty when it sets fire on the Shangyuan Festival?
This in Shangqiu was spread by some people, and soon, the people in the capital ate this melon, which added a lot of happiness to the past New Year's Festival.
Oops, it's still Nanjing's Master Tian who can play!
Spread and spread, ** got bigger and bigger, and burned into a fire in winter.
Even, there is a golden sentence through the ages, only the state officials are allowed to be, and the people are not allowed to be.
A few days later, the relevant departments of the Great Song Dynasty held a press conference on this matter.
In his leadership position, Comrade Tian Deng ignored ......, ignoring ......, which led to ......, the consequences are extremely serious, and the impact is extremely bad. ”
After study, it was decided to severely deal with Comrade Tian Deng and remove him from his post in Nangong.
It stands to reason that the story of Lord Tian Deng should come to an end.
Paradoxically, there is also a sequel.
For a long time, Tian Deng seemed to fade out of the mainstream**.
Just by chance, in Chongning five years, in Fuzhou, Jiangxi, the local built a "Wang Jing Gong Ancestral Hall" for Wang Anshi, and'Xiao Gong statue and worship it"。
The next day, on the news published in "Fuzhou**", standing in the C position is the Fuzhou County Guard, this smiling old man, which makes people a little familiar.
has a good memory and pats his thigh, isn't this lord Tian Deng the one who set fire to Shangqiu back then?
Sometimes, the eyes can deceive.
This world was originally colorless, and the so-called colorful colors were nothing more than hallucinations created through the eyes.
There are many such illusions.
For example**.
The truth cannot be discovered, and the hustle and bustle will only bury the truth quickly.
The rules of human society are influenced by the big masters.
If the big man can be swayed by **, then do you still have a yarn?
Tian Deng is a man who misses the old.
His motto is to get up when you fall.
Five years later, Song Hui Zongzheng and the early years.
This is a magical year, in 1111 A.D., in this carnival year of single dogs, Tian Deng finally returned to Shangqiu and became the county guard of Nanjing.
This dish of meat has been boiled for half a century.
The one who remembered this matter is also a notebook, "Waving Yu Words" by the Southern Song Dynasty Wang Mingqing.
As soon as Tian Deng arrived in Shangqiu and completed the handover with his predecessor, he encountered a workplace crisis.
It's not that the people of Shangqiu don't welcome him, are unfriendly to him, and make small moves.
This is a force majeure factor that belongs to the type of natural and man-made disasters.
Her mother, that is, Mrs. Tian, is no longer good, just that market, that is, there is no need to taboo, and she is ready to be on call at any time.
When Tian Deng heard this diagnosis, his eyes went dark, my mother-in-law, you can't hang it!
It's not that Tian Deng was a dutiful son, but in the evil old society at that time, there was a backward system of "Ding Wei".
If his old lady is gone, he will have to leave his job according to the rules of "Ding Wei", go home to keep filial piety, and stay at the grave for three years without accepting an explanation.
A normal physiological phenomenon of birth, old age, sickness and death has something to do with Lao Tzu's work
Besides, Lao Tzu is so old, and after keeping the old mother's filial piety, I have to keep my son's filial piety, even if I want to come out, I can't catch up with the second-way car!
No, it can be cured no matter what.
There are so many miracle doctors in the world, each with its own unique skills, and there is always one that is suitable for the old lady.
Besides, Shangqiu, as one of the four capitals, has a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, why don't you have a master?
After Tian Deng inspected the health system, he found one.
Song Daofang. As a name enthusiast, although he hasn't met yet, Tian Deng's heart is stable.
Look at the name of the people, God appreciates food and eats, in the Great Song Dynasty, this recipe is the most praised!
Doctor Song is a celebrity.
The logic of celebrities is that they are all more colorful, and of course Doctor Song will not be an exception.
He has a rule, he doesn't provide door-to-door service, and if he wants to see a doctor, he has to come to the clinic.
This is a hard and fast rule, and it is not negotiable, and you can't insult him with any amount of money.
Doctor Song has adhered to this rule for half a lifetime, so the people from the county guard came over and ate a big deflated.
However, Doctor Song didn't know that as long as it was a rule, it was used to break it.
Tian Deng was a little puzzled when he saw that Doctor Song refused to come to the door.
I'm afraid this surnamed Song isn't Alzheimer's, don't you know your identity?
The so-called medical astrology, you take the pulse to see the disease and sell herbs, and the fortune teller on the street all the way, in front of the master, can you put it in front of the master?
Who is the master, is the master of the Donghua Gate roll call!
So, he sent someone over with a knife and reasoned with Doctor Song, "Let my mother die, and kill this person with sorrow, but reprimand." ”
If my mother is gone, I won't be able to be an official. If you're gone, I'll take a bear at most.
The surname Song, whether you go or not, you can do it!
I have to say that Tian Deng's account is quite clear, and now there is no problem in taking an ACCA.
For the sake of the overall situation, Song Daofang put aside his rules and chose door-to-door service.
When he arrived at the government office, he didn't see the patient, so Tian Deng gave him a KPI.
Doctor Song, I don't threaten you, I'll give you three days!”
Within three days, if you want my old lady to do it, can you?”
If you can't do it, I'll be scolded and cut you in public!”
It turns out that Tian Deng's iron fist is even afraid of Lord Yama.
After Song Daofang took the pulse, he groaned for three seconds.
Xiang Tian Deng decisively said, leader, the old lady's illness is a small death, no problem!
Song Dao can enjoy the name of a miracle doctor, and it is really not covered.
Three days?Who do you look down on?
After two doses of medicine, the old lady will be able to go up to the fifth floor in one go!
Looking at the old lady strolling around the yard, Tian Deng was in a good mood.
not only gave a heavy reward, but also used his own special car to send Song Daofang back to the clinic.
Song Dao went home with a smile, turned his back on people, and his face turned white.
As soon as he closed the door, his legs went limp, and he sat on the bluestone slab.
Cold sweat is like a waterfall, wet inside and out.
The old lady of the Tian family was sick, and it was fatal.
In addition, at that age, the oil ran out and the lamp dried up, even if it was him, he could only slowly recuperate to see if he could go to Lord Yama to get it back for a few more days.
But Tian Deng's knife is on his neck, and he will be ** in three days, isn't this a joke?
Song Daofang's wife and children are still eighty percent new, but he is reluctant to be joked by Tian Deng.
So, he gave two doses of fierce medicine, which stimulated the little vitality left in the old lady's body, causing the illusion that the medicine was curing the disease.
Half a month later. Tian Deng's roar came from the government again.
The old lady is not good again.
This time, the symptoms are even more severe than last time.
Without waiting for Tian Deng's orders, the subordinates hurried to the clinic of Doctor Song.
The door is closed. The neighbors swept around, half a month ago, Dr. Song had something at home, and he took his family back to his hometown.
When will you be back?
It's about winter.
Li Shimin compares the people to water, which I don't think fits.
He underestimated the people.
Water can be blocked, thinned, and tamed.
It really can't be tamed, and the power is like that.
The Yellow River has been plagued for thousands of years.
It's a big deal to change the road and wash away several county seats.
It's a big deal to come to the garden mouth and feed a few fish and shrimp.
What can it be?The people, in fact, are fire.
It brings warmth, it makes the world bright.
It can't be played, and those who play with fire must**.
The scribe in Shangqiu, whether intentionally or unintentionally, the sentence "set fire for three days" is a stroke of genius.
Wildfires burn inexhaustibly, and spring breezes blow and regenerate.
A spark can start a prairie fire.
Fire, once it forms a prairie fire, it is a burning jade, there is no possibility of compromise, all means of extinguishing the fire have become decorations, and they can only be burned and pulled down.
This kind of fire, for thousands of years, repeats itself.
Seemingly cold ashes are always buried with blazing sparks.
This fire is not spontaneously combustibrating.
It was put by the state official.