684 BC, Jingzhou City.
In the splendid palace, a man is drinking wine and watching a large indoor song and dance performance.
He received a letter from Xi County, Xinyang City.
When I opened the envelope, there was a sentence at the beginning: Big man, I'm stupid and impatient, please, come and beat me to death.
The man had never seen such a request in his life, and in line with the concept of being cheap and not taking advantage of the bastard, he immediately ran to Xinyang and beat the sender violently.
He may not have expected in advance that in addition to his pleasure on this business trip, he will also receive a great gift in the near future: a rare beauty in 4,000 years.
This man's name is Xiong Yun, the name of the rivers and lakes is King Wen of Chu, and the person who sent him the letter is Xi Hou, the beauty who is rare to see in 4,000 years, her real name is Xi Fei, and her stage name is Mrs. Peach Blossom or Mrs. Wen.
First, he was rubbed with oil by his brother-in-law
Mrs. Peach Blossom's name is too big, no matter how you rank the beauties of ancient China, she will inevitably be on the list.
She is the daughter of Chen Zhuanggong, born in Huaiyang District, Zhoukou City, the little girl is a beauty embryo since she was a child, peerless, such as flowers shining on water, it is said that when she was born, it was not yet the season of peach blossoms, but the peach blossoms in ten miles and eight towns are in full bloom, the fragrance is pervasive, and her face is like peach blossoms, so she is called Mrs. Peach Blossom.
The little girl grew up day by day, and she was as beautiful as Wen Jiang, and her father Chen Zhuanggong's head may be kicked by a donkey every day, and the kick is funny.
Such a good daughter, instead of looking for a big country monarch as a son-in-law, she married Xi Concubine to Xi Hou, the monarch of Xi Guoguo, who was younger than Chen Guo.
On the day of her marriage, Xi Fei said goodbye to her parents, waved her sleeves, and did not take away a single tear.
What she didn't know was that her departure had a profound impact on Chinese history.
To send relatives from Zhoukou to Xinyang, you have to pass through Zhumadian Shangcai County, which is the territory of Cai Guo.
Coincidentally, Cai Guojun Ji Xianwu is Xi Fei's brother-in-law.
Since it's my own family, of course I have to rest here and eat a hot meal before walking.
Ji Xianwu is the king of a country, ** Passing by here when he gets married, he must be entertained in place, not only to please his father-in-law, but also to give an example to his brother-in-law Xihou: See, what is etiquette, righteousness and shame, you kid and brother-in-law learn a little.
It's normal to have this intention, but something abnormal has happened.
The reason why something abnormal happened was because of two people, one was Xi Fei, and the other was Cai Aihou Ji dancing.
Xi Fei is too beautiful, and Ji Xianwu is too old-fashioned.
At the reception banquet of Cai Guoguo Guesthouse, Xi Fei's peerless appearance and graceful posture made Ji Xian's dancing soul unrelenting, and he was so excited that he danced with his hands.
The wine is strong and intimidating, the wine is even more courageous, and the old man criticizes Ji Xianwu and is drunk, or he pretends to be drunk.
He began to give *** popular science knowledge of human physiology, with a summary of practical experience: how to make Angry Birds more majestic and majestic;The Akina Float God teaches you to experience the Fast and the Furious;Quality acceptance standards for hardening engineering of human body parts, etc.
As he spoke, the old color batch actually started directly, holding the hand of *** and singing affectionately: The hillside in front of my house is also full of peach blossoms, I want to pick one more for you to insert...
Singing and singing, Ji Xianwu was moved to tears by herself, but Xi Fei was not moved at all, she ordered the family to send off the team, and fled from Cai Guo overnight.
Ji Xianwu, who slept at night and had a good night's dream, got up in the morning, and when he saw that the beautiful *** was gone, he regretted and looked forward to it.
What he regrets is that he didn't use force to leave ***, and what he looks forward to is that when *** goes home to save his relatives, he will definitely pass by here, and he will soon be able to see ***'s peach blossom face again.
2. Encourage the husband to take revenge
Soon Ji Xianwu's dream came true, and he received a message from Xi Hou, saying that my brother-in-law's commercial street was smashed by Lao Chu, and I hope my brother-in-law can come to the rescue.
Compared with Chu Guo, that is the difference between kindergarten children and Tyson, it is not an order of magnitude at all, and the ministers all persuaded Ji Xianwu to find Boss Zhou, and let Boss Zhou send a few handlers to clean up Lao Chu together.
But day and night, Ji Xianwu, who has a peach blossom face, soared hormones, saying that today my Cai friend is just going to touch you Chu Taisen.
His inner thought is that he will relieve his brother-in-law, and the brother-in-law will thank him, and he will definitely invite him to eat and drink, and he will definitely let *** accompany him, so that he can see the beauty of his dreams as soon as possible
However, *** is beautiful, brother-in-law is **, Ji Xianwu rushed to the commercial street of Xiguo with a group of younger brothers, and before he could figure out the southeast and northwest, he was smashed off the horse by a beer bottle, and before he passed out, he saw his brother-in-law's angry eyes, staring at him deadly.
What's going on?
It turns out that he, a beautiful ***, has the face of a kind female No. 1, but he has the heart of a black-bellied and vicious female No. 2.
When Xi Fei arrived in Xi Country, when she saw her husband Xi Hou, she cried to him about being molested by her brother-in-law.
Looking at the beautiful woman crying with pear blossoms and rain in her arms, Xi Hou was angry, too, anyone would be angry.
His wife, who is as beautiful as a flower, has not seen it yet, but was actually seen by other men first, and was touched by others, and he is a serious boss of a country, and he has actually become a killer with green hair.
If you want to say that Xi Fei is really not a white lotus, she saw that she had successfully aroused her husband's anger, so she began to plot with her husband how to take revenge on that old perverted brother-in-law, although she couldn't smash her brother-in-law's yard and burn it all up, at least confiscate his tools for committing crimes.
But Xi Guo is much weaker than Cai Guo, and this idea is really not easy to realize.
The hard work pays off, and the young couple who have been planning for many days really came up with an idea, don't you Cai Guo rely on your thick waist and legs and hard head, then I will find a knife with a fast arrow and a brutal and fierce one.
So Xihou sent the ** letter to King Chu Wen: Big man, I'm stupid and impatient, I beg you to come and beat me, when the time comes, I will fool Cai Hou's old yin criticism, you arrest him, and then his commercial street and red light street are all yours.
After King Wen of Chu received the letter, he immediately summoned all his younger brothers to go north, and together with Xihou, he dug a pit for Ji Xianwu, Ji Xianwu arrived in Xiguo, and was knocked unconscious without seeing ***, and when he woke up again, he had already been brought to Chu State.
King Chu Wen thought that Ji Xianwu was also a leader, so he didn't embarrass him too much, and gave him some land, so that he could be self-reliant, and he would have enough food and clothing.
Ji Xianwu realized that he was cheated by *** and his brother-in-law.
Thinking of his erosive life of hugging from left to right, drunk and lying on the knees of a beauty, he became a prisoner today, and he was resentful.
Although *** is very beautiful, it seems that she is a woman who can't get it in her life, since she can't get it, then destroy it!
Hehe, man.
3. Forced to commit himself to King Wen of Chu
Ji Xianwu, who figured it out and wanted to make the black *** in the belly stabbed, ran to King Chu Wen and started the second and last flicker in his life: Big guy, do you know why Xihou hates me?
King Chu Wen was disdainful of Ji Xianwu: Who doesn't know, you are shameless and have molested you***
Ji Xianwu: You also flirt with you.
King Chu Wen: You don't have a face, but I want a face, what kind of woman have I never seen in Chu?
Ji Xianwu: You haven't seen my beautiful *** If you see it, you will be shameless.
King Chu Wen: Really?
Ji Xianwu: It's more true than pearls.
To say that although King Chu Wen is eloquent, he is also a man, and he is a man who likes to do something with beautiful women.
King Chu Wen, who was said to be excited, took his younger brothers to Xiguo, saying that he was passing by on a business trip and stopped to eat.
Of course, Xihou was in charge of eating, drinking, and hospitality, and he took his concubine to attend the thank-you reception banquet to King Wen of Chu.
When King Chu Wen saw Xi Fei, his eyes straightened, and he instantly felt that those Chu waists in his harem were not fragrant, and he yelled: Xiao Ji Cheng doesn't deceive me!
King Chu Wen said to Xihou: I am a man with a normal orientation, I don't like to eat with men, you go, let your wife stay and watch the stars and the moon with me, from poetry and poetry to philosophy of life, talk all night.
Before Xihou could **, he was knocked unconscious by a hammer, and when he woke up, he found that his stall had been smashed, the commercial street had been burned, and his wife had been robbed.
The regretful Xi Hou was in pain, but the matter had come to this point, and he was helpless, so he was stuffed into a carriage and pulled back to Jingzhou.
Seeing that the little daughter-in-law was embraced by King Chu Wen and entered the guest house, she could only be arranged for thirty acres of land, to be a mountain savage, self-reliant, and have enough food and clothing. And Ji Xianwu gave King Chu Wen a four-thousand-year-old beauty because of his idea, and he was released back by King Chu Wen.
From now on, Concubine Xi will be called Mrs. Wen, the wife of King Wen of Chu.
This can make some people in the Chu State happy, their Chu State is remote and wild, when have they seen this kind of beauty coming out of the painting, King Wen of Chu is also very proud of it.
But he also found a problem, his wife, she also cooperated with her various requirements, but she just didn't speak, and became the same cold and arrogant royal sister as Bao Xi.
After many inquiries, Mrs. Wen told him: I am a woman, forced to marry two men, and was molested by another man, what else can I say?
He is not the king of Zhou You, of course he will not do something harmful to the country like the princes of the Beacon Fire Opera for a woman, he used this as an excuse to smash Cai Guo's field, arrested Ji Xianwu back, and made him a mountain savage.
Mrs. Wen began to live with King Wen of Chu at ease.
Mrs. Wen gave birth to two sons to King Wen of Chu, Xiong Jian and Xiong Yun.
After the death of King Chu Wen, Xiong Jian inherited the throne, but he did not do his job all day long and wanted to kill his younger brother.
He didn't engage in Ji Ningsheng's killing, but forcibly killed.
The bloody Xiong Yun ran to Suizhou with a silky snake skin, and together with the people of Suizhou, he started a group to kill the eldest brother Xiong Jian.
This Xiong Yun is famous in history, known as the king of Chu Cheng, who reigned for forty-six years, so that the national strength of Chu reached its peak.
It was precisely because of this foundation that his grandson, the more famous King of Chuzhuang, dared to ask Zhou Tianzi about the weight of the nine large incense burners (Huaxia won the world).
When Xiong Yun, the king of Chu Cheng, succeeded to the throne, he was still a teenager and couldn't handle government affairs (from here, Xiong Jian may not have been killed by Xiong Yun, it is very likely that Mrs. Wen and Ji Ningsheng's mother did not like the eldest son, favored the younger son, and killed Xiong Jian), Mrs. Wen and the ministers combined, and let the little brother-in-law Ziyuan be the regent.
History has come to the scene of a bloody rollover accident.
Fourth, the wildness of the little uncle
This Ziyuan is also an old pervert, and he fell in love with his gorgeous little sister-in-law.
To say that Mrs. Wen has been married for more than 20 years now, and her age should be 35 to 40 years old, in that evil old society, this is a middle-aged and elderly woman.
Ziyuan was still fascinated by this middle-aged and elderly woman.
Ziyuan is a coward, more cowardly than Ji Xianwu, Ji Xianwu has also tried to overlord hard bow, but Ziyuan is the ruling of Chu State, his only courage is to build a palace next to his sister-in-law's dormitory, and every day after work, he cries wolf outside the palace: Will you come tonight, my sister-in-law...
That's right, he wanted to take his sister-in-law, but he didn't dare to do it, he just wanted his sister-in-law to take the initiative to give him a hug.
Mrs. Wen was angry and scolded: Made, are you seriously ill, you sing to the widow all day long, and you have the ability to kick the widow's door at night.
Ziyuan suddenly realized that her sister-in-law didn't like to be tactful, and wild and rough was her favorite.
Ziyuan, who found the target, immediately led the army to attack Zheng Guo (Zheng Wengong: What does it matter to me that you fall in love).
However, his purpose was to accumulate wild value in his sister-in-law's heart, and he didn't really fight, so he came back after taking the army around, and he didn't even bring a little souvenir to his sister-in-law, this straight man of steel.
Ziyuan, who felt that he was wild enough, immediately hardened up, and he moved directly to the harem to live, and then.
Then he began to sing sad love songs every day, and he didn't dare to meet his sister-in-law at all.
Mrs. Wen, who was so hot that her heart was cold, couldn't stand this cowardice, so she simply arranged for someone to chop off Ziyuan's dog head at night.
5. Beautiful legends
There is also a legend about Mrs. Peach.
It is said that after the Marquis was captured, he was arranged to become the gatekeeper of the city gate of Jingzhou City, one day when King Wen of Chu was hunting, Mrs. Peach Blossom and the door of the Marquis of Xi met, Mrs. Peach Blossom looked at the Marquis affectionately, and told him that he was originally committed to the King of Chu, just to keep the name of the Marquis of Xi, and now his wish has been fulfilled, and he no longer wants to live, and he died on the city wall after speaking, and the Marquis of Xi also went with him.
After King Chu Wen returned, he felt the affection of the two, so he buried them together on the Peach Blossom Mountain outside the city.
It's touching, it's very moral, it's a pity it's fake.
Chu Gong swept his eyebrows lazily, and was speechless to Du Chun. The only death through the ages is difficult, and the sadness is not the only lady.
Don't be spoiled by the present, and forget the old days. Looking at the flowers full of tears, I don't share the words of the king of Chu.
Hundreds of pheasants destroyed Lian Yeqing, and the temple gate still saw the former court. Although he hated the king of Chu all his life, he would eventually rest for a thousand years.
For thousands of years, there have been countless words praising Mrs. Peach Blossom, of course, she abolished two monarchs with one person, destroyed a country, and messed up a country, and many people said that she was a red face and a disaster.
In fact, she is just a beautiful woman, framing Ji Xianwu is to take revenge, and the destruction of the country is the lust and ambition of King Wen of Chu, what does it have to do with her as a little woman?