1. A lady encountered something strange, and she called a Taoist priest for help. She told the Taoist priest: "Master, there have been many strange things in my family recently, and when I walked up the stairs, the wooden staircase suddenly brokeSitting on the chair, the chair also broke inexplicably;The most frightening thing is that even the bed where I slept at night collapsed. Master, please help me, I'm so scared!After hearing this, the Taoist priest took out the peachwood sword, cast a spell, and then pointed at the lady and said loudly: "Madam, you need to think about it!."”
2. A friend found a mobile phone on the Internet, the original price was more than 3,000 yuan, and now it only costs more than 1,000 yuan. She was skeptical about this and asked the store about the authenticity of the phone, and the store promised that if it was a fake, it would pay three for the fake. So, she decided to place an order. When the package arrived, she opened it and found four mobile phones inside.
3. I went to have supper at night, and after a while, the proprietress suddenly came over and said with a mysterious face: "Do you want a girl?".I thought to myself that it was great that the service industry was so developed now, so I said happily, "Okay." After a while, the proprietress brought a plate of duck heads.
4. "You've got the penultimate number one again!."The math teacher slammed the whip hard, and she looked out the window and was silent. "Based on your grades, how will you get into university in the future?"How do I get a job?Who would want to marry you?Suddenly, a fountain pen slammed the podium beside the teacher, and the boy in the first grade slowly stood up, looked at the teacher expressionlessly and said, "My wife, I raise you." ”
5. My nephew is a junior high school student, and in my opinion, he is just a child. Today he came to my house to play, and I asked him, "Do you have a girlfriend?"He replied no. I said, "You're so old that you don't have a girlfriend, you don't like boys, right?"He replied: "You don't understand, you have to look at her mother first to choose a girlfriend, the current little girls have not grown up, if their mothers are good-looking, they will not be ugly in the future." I've been to their parent-teacher conferences, but I haven't seen anything pretty. ”
6. Today, a new colleague invited me to eat lobster, because he had a treat, so I didn't bring my wallet. After eating, he suddenly said that he didn't bring his wallet and asked me to pay, and I told him that I didn't have any money. The boss said helplessly, then go back and find someone with money to pay. So, I went back. At night, as I lay in bed surfing the Internet, I couldn't help but think of this new colleague, wondering how he was doing now and whether the restaurant owner had let him go.
7. Today in the dormitory, everyone is playing games. Suddenly, my roommate's mobile phone received a message: My husband is infertile, I am asking for a child, and I will be paid 500,000 yuan afterwards, please contact me if you are interested. The roommate lit a cigarette, and his eyebrows showed melancholy and anxiety, and his heart was both apprehensive and uneasy. In the end, he replied with four words: I can't do it either.