1. On the way home from work, I was knocked down by an aunt riding an electric car, and I grinned in pain. Auntie immediately helped me up, and then called her son **: You come to xx road, I bumped into a beautiful woman, and it seems that the injury is not light!After saying that, she hurriedly rode away on an electric car to grab cheap rice from the supermarket. I was left messy in the wind!
The Greens received an anonymous letter early in the morning with two tickets to the Swan Lake ballet. The letter reads: "A friend sent you a ticket for the two of you to admire, guess who he is?".The couple had a dispute over the origin of the ticket: one believed that it was given by his friend;One thought it was her friend's treat. Despite the arguments, they decided to go to the theater together.
Late at night, the couple happily returned home from the theater and found that their home had been burglarized as soon as they entered. There was a letter on the table, and Green opened it, and it read, "Now you should understand who invited you two to enjoy this scene!."”
3. A friend of mine has a plump body, and he works as a drunk driver at night. One day, after he completed the substitute driving, the customer left this comment on the message board: "This fat master can drive well, but his body is too obese, resulting in a significant increase in fuel consumption, give a bad review!."”
4. In a poor village, it is difficult for young people to marry a daughter-in-law. A young man also brought back the girl in the photo to go home to recognize the door, but because he couldn't afford to buy a house, he didn't succeed in the end. Summing up the lessons of the previous lesson, the young man bought a bucket of red paint and painted a big word "demolition" on the walls of the village. Later, he successfully married. Subsequently, other young men in the village also married beautiful daughters-in-law one after another.
Comments: As long as the mind does not slip, a solution to the problem can always be found.
5. In history class, the teacher asked me at the same table: "Who is the Wing King in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom Movement?"The tablemate stood up with a blank expression, and I whispered to him below: "Shi Dakai, Shi Dakai......."But he replied suspiciously, "Yes......."Eighteen open?This caused the class to laugh, and the teacher looked at him and said, "It's 24 ......."”
6. Hongbing is an insurance salesman, and once he knocked on the door of an old woman. Hongbing said, "Grandma, I'm from the insurance company." The old woman replied, "Wait a minute." Then she called her grandson and told him, "Don't open the door when you meet such a person in the future." After saying that, he closed the door, leaving the red soldiers embarrassed outside the door.