The nephew made the sister-in-law angry again. The sister-in-law suppressed her anger and said: Son, you are more than 10 years old, why are you always angry with your mother?The nephew also said forcefully: Didn't you say, a child in the rebellious period, how can there be someone who doesn't make people angry!The sister-in-law smiled while pulling her nephew and said, "I also said that children in the rebellious period....How can anyone not be beaten!After saying that, the sister-in-law raised the stick
My boyfriend is not handsome, but he can see it, mainly because he is a very good person, and he is very careful, and he is very good to me. The first time he invited me to his house for dinner, I felt that his family was not too warm to me, and I felt a little lost. After dinner, everyone sat in the living room watching TV, when my boyfriend got up and went to the toilet, his mother came to me and asked me in a very low voice: Beauty, how much does it cost my son to rent you a day?I'm stunned!
After getting off work at night, as soon as I entered the house, my father gave me a bunch of keys and said: Son, you are almost thirty years old, and it is time to get married and start a family, and I am also old, so I will buy you a house with all my savings, find a girlfriend to marry, don't be single anymore!I suddenly felt like crying and said, "Dad, you are so great!".Dad: Silly son, you'll have to rely on yourself for the rest of your life!Me: Dad, this can't be a dream, it's so happy!Kick me in and convince me it's real!Dad flew up and kicked me to the ground, and I got up from under the bed in a daze!Alas, I'm dreaming again!
On the first day of the tour, I was woken up early in the morning. The manager angrily scolded me for doing something wrong with my staff. I apologized and said that I would take care of ...... when I got backSuddenly I reacted, I resigned and went out to travel, and now I ...... what I have to do
She has been in a long-distance relationship with a college alumnus for more than 2 years, and she is a junior sister, three years younger than me. Chatting with my mother after dinner today, I said, "Mom, how about finding you a daughter-in-law who works in other places?"My mother casually asked: Is it going abroad, or is it out of the earth?Me: No, is there a requirement for the age of your future daughter-in-law?My mother thought for a moment and said: Don't violate the national marriage law, just be younger than me!Me: OK!
Yesterday, I was playing with my mobile phone, and my son suddenly took my mobile phone away: You know how to play with your mobile phone every day, can't you play with me?Me: Yes!Let's play a game, I'll play the emperor, you play the minister. The son nodded excitedly. Me: Someone!Son: The minister is here. Me: Bring me my phone. Son: ...
When I got up late in the morning and took a taxi to work, the morning rush hour radio host said gently: "You have to thank the person who sent you to work, if he is by your side, please cherish the moment together." Speaking of which, the driver and I couldn't help but look at each other affectionately. Now I'm so embarrassed that I want to jump out of the car.
Two children from two farming families in the village were chatting, and one suddenly asked, "Do your cows smoke?"Another child said, "How can a cow smoke?"The child who asked the question said leisurely: I think you have to go home, maybe your cowshed is on fire. "Looking in the direction of home, there is smoke floating in the sky.
When I went back with my husband to meet my parents for the first time, I was very impressed by my parents-in-law. As soon as I entered the door, my husband introduced: This is my girlfriend. I smiled and said, "Hello uncle!".Hello Auntie!The mother-in-law pointed to the shoe rack and shouted excitedly: "Dad, go to the refrigerator and get a pair of slippers for others!".Then my father-in-law really went to the refrigerator to look for a long time.
I ordered a casual breakfast at a roadside shop, and after a sip of a hot drink, it seemed that the cells of the whole body were activated by the warm current, and I couldn't help but praise: "I didn't expect that although your shop is small, the coffee is quite distinctive!"."It's milk, sir," said the waiter, patting the ash on his shoulder.