People who exercise under the scorching sun look alive. Avoiding the hustle and bustle of the city, the venue hidden in the city is noisy, crowded and confrontational, and it seems more real. Here, ask "Would you like to play together?".It's like asking, "Did you eat today?"."Just as usual.
On the weekend, I led my little cousin shopping, and I saw a handsome guy on the road, and the looked like a little cousin, and the cousin said: Sister, you wait, I'll help you ask for his mobile phone number!Seeing my cousin's cute smiling face: Well, you're sensible!After a while, the handsome guy walked up to me with his brother and said, "Beauty, take care of your children!".He pulled my clothes and wouldn't let me go, saying that if I didn't give him my mobile phone number, he would call the police and say that I was abducting and selling children!Me
The wife ** succeeded, and she had such a conversation with her husband. Wife: Husband, if I had known that I would be so beautiful when I lost weight, I wouldn't have gotten married last year!Husband: If I had known that you could lose weight so quickly, I would have regretted marrying you last year!Wife: Damn!This girl has become beautiful, you still don't want to, don't you?Husband: Of course not!Wife: Tell me why?Husband: Because our wedding bride price is given by catty, 1001 per catty, if I get married this year, I can save at least 30,000 yuan in bride price!Wife: Get out!
The first blind date, I was shy, and the girl was shy. We sat stupidly for a while, not knowing what to say!In the end, I took the initiative: "How is your dad?""Uh-huh!"How is your mother?"."It's fine!"What about your brother?"Good!After being cold for a long time, the girl suddenly spoke: "I still have grandparents."
F: Who do you save when I fell into the water at the same time as your mother?M: I can't go into the water. The woman said angrily: Why?M: If I want to go into the water, you're hopeless. Female Anger: Why?M: If I want to go into the water, my mother must save me first, she is a strong swimmer, and if you fall into the water at the same time, she will save you more than enough.
It should have been two weeks ago, my parents quarreled over a trivial matter, and no one paid attention to anyone, and my father said that he would not eat what his mother bought, and my mother was even more powerful, saying that she would not eat the fruit that my father bought. Only the vegetables and fruits I bought, they both ate them. Last night, I bought a watermelon with my last salary, and when I came home and saw that the two of them had actually reconciled, I began to suspect that this was a long-planned conspiracy!
The little match girl begged her guest in the cold wind: "Sir, please use my matches and buy a box to go back!""Are you sick, can you get away?"The well-wishers around them couldn't stand this scene anymore, so they walked over and worked together to kick the little girl out of the gas station.
Two doctors meet, one of whom is short and gloomy. "What's wrong?Another asked, "You've just cured a difficult patient, and you've been very successful." The short man said, "I really don't know what medicine was used to cure him." ”
I went shopping with my girlfriend, and when I went under the tree, I suddenly felt that something fell on my head, I asked my girlfriend, and my girlfriend said it was bird. Bird!I said get rid of it. My girlfriend slapped me twice on the head and said, "Okay, I'll hide it for you."
Once I went to the supermarket with my girlfriend, I quarreled over something in the middle, ignored me all the time, and deliberately kept my distance from me. I felt like she hadn't followed, and when I looked back, she stopped in front of the ice cream shop and pointed to the flavors on the sign. For a moment, I thought it was nice to have a foodie girlfriend!
When I was in college, one of my roommates liked to get up early to exercise, and when he came back, he always liked to buy a drawer of xiaolongbao. Then as soon as I put it on the table, I went to brush my teeth and wash my face. Again, when he came back after washing, he saw that none of the buns were gone!He was very angry. The next day, after he bought the bun again, he licked it in front of all his roommates!When he finished washing and came back, he saw that the buns were still those buns, and what made him even more angry was that the stuffing was gone!