Folktale Kinky House

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-01-28

During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, there was an 18-year-old guy named Tie Ming in Jinan Mansion, because his family was poor, in order to help his parents reduce the burden on the family, he had no choice but to come to Wang Yuanwai's house to do coolies, although he suffered a lot of grievances, but he gritted his teeth and persisted.

That morning, before he got up, he was sleeping with his head covered in the house, when he suddenly heard a loud bang, and was poured a basin of cold water on his head, so frightened that he opened his eyes instantly, and rolled to the ground in a panic.

However, when Tie Ming slowly got up from the ground with bare feet, he found the eldest lady who was snickering next to him, and suddenly realized in his heart, and then said with a dark face and displeasure:

Miss, it's not me talking about you, why are you teasing me again?Although we usually have a good relationship, you also need to pay attention to your reputation!And I'm just a subordinate, which will be laughed at by outsiders!”

Being ridiculed by outsiders?”

When the eldest lady heard this, not only did she not care at all, but picked up the towel, threw it on Tie Ming's head, and said with a smile

Xiao Ming!You are good at everything, but you are too timid, have you forgotten that I, Wang Qian, am the eldest lady in the family?If anyone dares to speak ill of me behind my back, after I find out, I will directly ask people to pull out his tongue. ”

After finishing speaking, she deliberately licked her tongue at Tie Ming, raised her little fist and shook it.

Seeing Wang Qian's actions, Tie Ming didn't know what to think, and suddenly his whole body trembled, and then his eyes rolled, and he hurriedly found an excuse, and said with an embarrassed face:

That Qianqian, you must not mess around, I was speechless just now, but early this morning, you rushed into my room, and actually used this method to wake me up, presumably you are playing some bad idea again, hurry up and talk about it!”

Wang Qian was shocked when she heard this, then her eyes lit up, and she patted Tie Niu's shoulder heavily, and then said proudly: "Hey, you still know me, it seems that I didn't hurt you in vain, so I want to go to the lake to catch fish, you hurry up and prepare, I promise not to treat you badly." ”

What, you're going to catch fish?”

Tie Ming exclaimed, his face suddenly changed with fright, and then he took a few steps back with a dark face, and said anxiously: "Qianqian, isn't this nonsense?"You are a girl who knows how to be a lady, how can you go to the lake with me to catch fish!If I stumble and fall into the water, then the old man won't pick my skin!I ......”

Who knew that before he could finish speaking, he was grabbed by the eldest lady's ears, only to see her eyes glaring, and shouting angrily: "Hmph, you shut up for me!."Even my father has to listen to me, how old are you?You dare to refuse me, now let you see how good I am. ”

As soon as the words fell, she pursed her lips, directly grabbed Tie Ming's ears and turned around twice.

As a result, I heard a scream, and I saw that Tie Ming was like a monkey, and he suddenly jumped to the roof in pain, and then fell to the ground and rolled over, and said with an aggrieved face

Oops I'll go!Count you ruthless, I promise you, now you go to the gate and wait for me, I will go to the firewood room to get a fishing net. ”

After saying this, he snorted coldly, and without waiting for the eldest lady to reply, he turned around and ran away in fright.

Seeing his aggrieved look, the corners of Wang Qian's mouth rose, revealing a strange smile, and she walked towards the gate with a proud face.

In this way, about an hour later, Tie Ming finally came to Rose Lake under the pressure of the eldest lady, and then spent 5 taels of silver, rented a small boat from an old man, and rowed towards the lake.

Unexpectedly, because it was the first time to catch fish on a boat, Wang Qian felt very excited, so she actually pushed Tie Ming aside, and then took away the fishing net in her hand, and said with a smile:

Xiao Ming, this fishing net looks very funny, so I'm going to cast it myself, and if I catch a big bass, you can make me a steamed sea bass. ”

After saying that, she smiled, grabbed the fishing net directly, and threw it into the water.

Unfortunately, I don't know what's going onWang Qian had just finished casting the net, and suddenly saw a huge whirlpool slowly emerging from the water, and then a gust of wind blew around her, so that she didn't stand firmly, and fell into the whirlpool in an instant.

Seeing this situation, Tie Ming was naturally frightened and his back was cold, but he felt that it was important to save people, so he didn't hesitate at all, he heard a plop and plunged directly into the water.

Fortunately, he grew up by the river since he was a child, so the water is very good, and he calls himself the "little white dragon in the waves", and it didn't take long to see Wang Qian struggling under the water.

So, he was overjoyed, and he directly slipped his feet, and swam to Wang Qian's side all of a swoop, without thinking much in his mind, hugging her head, and kissing her with a big mouth.

Wang Qian was startled at first, and wanted to push him away, but found that the other party actually blew into his mouth, so he suddenly realized in his heart, and then took the initiative with a red face.

As a result, her initiative scared Tie Ming to the back, after all, no matter how good his water nature is, he is also an ordinary person, if it takes a long time, he will suffocate to death!

Thinking of this, he rolled his eyes, and naturally he couldn't care about the difference between men and women, hugged Wang Qian's body tightly, and swam desperately towards the water.

Fortunately, after about a cup of tea, Tie Ming, at his own insistence, finally surfaced with Wang Qian in his arms, and then took a big breath of air without saying a word.

At this moment, Tie Ming suddenly felt a pain in his waist, and then turned his head to look, only to see Wang Qian's red eyes, and he said angrily

Okay, you're a disciple, I didn't expect someone like you to take advantage of the chaos to kiss me, if this is known, how can I see people!Don't hurry up and take me home. ”

As soon as the words fell, Tie Ming was startled at first, then rolled his eyes at her, pouted helplessly, and said weakly: "Qianqian, this person must talk about conscience!."The reason why I kissed you just now was to save you, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone. ”

Won't tell anyone?”

When Wang Qian heard this, she didn't know what she thought, and she was even more angry, only to see a cold light in her eyes, and grabbed his ear and shouted:

You're really a wood, and at this moment, you still don't understand my mind, no wonder you're 18 years old and still single......”

Just when Wang Qian was chattering, Tie Ming shook his head with a wry smile, thinking: You are just a wood, of course I know your intentions, but unfortunately I am a poor boy, ** can be worthy of you as a daughter!

Thinking of this, he pretended to cough and looked around, but he was taken aback, only to see that there was a white fog all around, and a small island appeared not far away, and the boat had long since disappeared.

At this time, Wang Qian, seeing Tie Ming's panicked appearance, felt that something was wrong, and then grabbed his arm and said suspiciously

Xiao Ming, what the hell is going on?Why is your face so pale?Isn't it just that there is a small island in front of you!It just so happens that I haven't had enough fun, so you can take me to the island quickly. ”

Seeing Wang Qian's heartless appearance, Tie Ming was so angry that he couldn't smile bitterly, he wanted to scold her but was reluctant, so in order not to let her worry, he had to nod and say helplessly

Qianqian, since things have come to this point, then I won't hide it from you, in fact, I haven't seen this island before, so when I go to the island for a while, no matter what happens, you have to listen to me, understand?”

Cut, it's really long-winded, I'm a three-year-old child, how can I run around ......Speaking of this, Wang Qian saw that Tie Ming's face darkened, and secretly screamed in her heart, so she pouted and immediately changed her words: "Okay!."I'll just promise you, stingy. ”

After saying this, she rolled her eyes, and actually pushed Tie Ming away, rolled directly, and swam towards the island with a laugh.

Seeing Wang Qian's familiar movements, if Tie Ming didn't understand that he had been deceived, it would really be a piece of wood, and then he was so angry that his teeth hurt, and he chased after him directly.

After a stick of incense, Tie Ming and Wang Qian finally swam to the island one after another, and then they were so tired that they lay down on a big rock to rest.

Hahaha, I didn't expect good luck to catch a pair of men and women today, but this woman is white and beautiful, and her figure is also very sexy, so she just gave it to the owner of the village. ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw several big men with thieves and rat eyes, jumping from the trees not far away to the ground, and walked over with an arrogant face.

Seeing this scene, Tie Ming didn't say a word, so he pulled Wang Qian behind him, picked up a big stone from the ground, and said coldly:

You stop me, don't come here, we and my wife only accidentally fell into the water while catching fish, and they inadvertently swam to the island, if there is any disturbance, I can apologize, I hope you let us go. ”

Accidentally overboard?”

When one of the triangular-eyed men heard this, he immediately pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Boy, you are too naïve, if it weren't for our village owner to exert his ** strength, how could you accidentally fall into the water?"So it's a routine, just accept your fate!”

After saying this, he waved his hand behind him, and saw the group of junior brothers scattering a packet of medicinal powder, and Tie Ming and Wang Qian were instantly stunned, and then stepped forward and tied up with a rope and escorted away.

After a while, Wang Qian smelled a pungent smell, then her eyelids moved, and she slowly opened her eyes and woke up.

As a result, I didn't know if I didn't know it, but I was startled when I saw a guy with a pig's head and a human body, and there were actually two women sitting in his arms, eating tiger meat and drinking Moutai wine.

Seeing this strange scene, Wang Qian didn't know that it was the courage to come, so she actually stared at her eyes and shouted angrily

Okay, you shameless monster, you dare to arrest me into this lewd house, this is simply too deceitful, if you know each other, let us go quickly, otherwise, I will let my father find a Taoist priest to get rid of ......”

You still want to get rid of me?”

When the pig demon heard this, the anger in his heart could no longer be suppressed, his eyes were red with anger, and he smashed the stone table next to him with one palm, and then swooped, his right hand grabbed Tie Ming's neck, looked at Wang Qian and said coldly

Wang Qian, your temper is really big!Since I occupied the island and became king for 800 years, no one has dared to threaten me

In that case, I don't bother to talk nonsense, if you want to save this man, then you have to agree to be my maid, and then I will let you borrow the seed, and you will be responsible for giving me a child. ”

What was surprising was that Tie Ming actually heard what the pig demon said in a daze, and he was so angry that he opened his eyes and shouted:

Qianqian, you must not agree to his request, I will not let him succeed even if I die, I hope we can be together in the next life. ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw Tie Ming's eyes red, and he broke the rope with all his might, and then opened his big mouth and bit his neck fiercely.

As a result, he heard the pig demon scream, let out a miserable scream, and then waved his right hand, and slapped Tie Ming away with one palm, causing him to squirt out a pillar of blood in the air, and flew towards the outside of the cave.

Just when Tie Ming thought he was dead, he suddenly felt his body light, and instantly fell on the back of a 10-zhang green snake, only to stare at two lantern-sized eyes, and said disdainfully

Okay, you pig demon, you dare to take advantage of my retreat and cultivation to hurt ordinary people here, it seems that you have forgotten the rules I set, so I will let you not survive tonight. ”

After saying this, the green snake shook his head, opened his big mouth and roared, and swept at the tail of the pig demon snake, so that he didn't even scream, and it was smashed into pieces in an instant.

After a while, after Tie Ming recovered some strength, he struggled to stand up, slowly walked in front of Wang Qian, helped her untie the rope, and then knelt on the ground together and kowtowed to the green snake, and said excitedly

Thank you for the snake fairy's life-saving grace, our husband and wife are grateful, if there is a chance in the future, I will definitely repay your kindness, but at the moment, I see that it is not early, and please send us back to the shore. ”

Unexpectedly, when the green snake heard this, he didn't get angry, but the corners of his mouth rose, revealing a weird smile, and said embarrassedly:

That's just a little request!I can promise you, of course, but when you go outside, you must forget about what happened here, and this snake scale should make amends for your sins. ”

As soon as the words fell, before Tie Ming and Wang Qian could react, they saw the green snake open its big mouth and spit out a ball of golden light to cover them, and it was sent to the shore in the blink of an eye.

Seeing this strange scene, Tie Ming and Wang Qian silently remembered it in their hearts, and then smiled slightly, holding each other's hands and walking home.

However, when they walked to the door together, they saw that the house in their memory had long since turned to ashes and had become a wasteland.

Just when Wang Qian was stunned, she suddenly found that someone had patted her shoulder, and then she was so frightened that she hurriedly turned her head to look, and her eyes widened suddenly, but she didn't expect it to be her maid.

So, she grabbed the other party's arm and said excitedly: "Lotus, it turned out to be you!."What the hell is going on?I've only been out for a day, why is my family like this?Hurry up and explain it to me. ”

What, the past day?”

The maid was taken aback when she heard this, and then she showed an incredible look, and said in surprise: "Miss, you are confused!."It's been a month, when you went out, I don't know what's going on, a giant pig actually flew in, and the whole house was turned into ashes with one palm, if I hadn't bought rice outside, I guess you wouldn't have seen me, I didn't expect you to be alive, I can serve you again. ”

At this time, Wang Qian, after listening to the maid's explanation, finally understood the truth of the matter, and then her eyes turned red, and she threw herself into her arms and cried.

Seeing their actions, Tie Ming felt uncomfortable, and then he didn't think much about it, so he hugged them directly and said with a serious face

Don't be sad, maybe this is the will of God and our fate, so don't worry!In the future, as long as I have a breath, I will take good care of you. ”

When Wang Qian and the maid heard this, they nodded without the slightest hesitation, and then the corners of their mouths rose, and each showed a strange smile!

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